The 33% Majority
The 33% Majority

Episode 17 · 10 months ago

Ep. 17 - Ridiculous Riddles, Rude Rhymes and Rubbish Releases

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Welcome to the 17th episode of this dumb idiot podcast. Thanks for coming on by, maybe you could stay a while? 

In this week’s episode, your 3 friendly enemies (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the most obtuse riddles you’ve ever heard, some utterly despicable poetry, and why we hate companies that sell us half baked products (but mostly video games) respectively.

Jeremy Corbyn is my Pimp Daddy and he beats me, spanks me and tells me I'm a good little slut twice a week. Hello and welcome to the thirty three percent majority a talk show. We'll find three friends fighting for their fifteen minutes of fame. I'm your host, fairest of them all, Alex Springthorpe. I thought it was that. It was terms either of you, just either of you. Now just say your names like the the. You know how we've done the intro like sixteen times. Just do that. I thought it was. I thought it was ash second, but I can okay, no, I think you'll find I'm the host, protector of the faith, Tom Hutchinson, and and don't that. I think I'll be your host, in fact, denier of the faith, Ashley Hall. It's a holy war. I'm coming in with that hot, fresh atheism, baby. HMM, okay, it's more agnosticism. I'm not aggressive enough. How we all do. And then have your have your weeks been suitably nutbusting? I've bust a couple nuts, so yeah, pretty good. I've had like a minor workshop. Not Burst, but in every other aspect zero, zero nuts. Busted, really know? Or is it? Is it buzzed, because I know that Alex puts buzzed, like be it's bus, but it's it bust ipran out. It be you doubles astrophe, D bustard. Is it like bustarded? No, no, no, so you bust a nut, right. So has your nut been bust think of has your has your nut been busted? No, no, no, I like gooding my sure correct, because that reminds me of like cocaine. Where's that? Time gets mad that we pronouncer. I've got me hooking out at the background, like don't just became a troll. What happened? I want to quit this podcast please. Oh my goodness me, what an energy to begin. I hate it. It's chaotic in here, it's hot, whey and it dotes for the week. What we got? Who's done what this week? And all my car trouble saga continues. Our phenomenal Oh go, I'm tell us. So I bought right, I passed my driving test several weeks ago and I passed my test in my in my voxall course of that. I bought lovely vehicle. Sounded like it was going to blow up. I replaced it with a near Mint Vauxhall insignia that suffered with horrific engine problems, and when I took it to a garage so they took everything apart and told of it. It had been crashed quite severely and fixed by a six year old. Cool let's come back to the dealership it. And now, Ladies and gentlemen, I am the proud owner of an Irish two thousand and two Nissan Micra wo who, I guess I mean phenomenal. Most of the body panels are the same color. Luxury, a percentage of the speaker's work good. Well, if anything, that's too many. The gearbox full of cogs. Finding them, HMM, that's M can't Nope, can't not that one. I refer you to the my partner school of driving, where the rule is if you can't find it, grind it. Okay, Oh, and no will like I did with reverse this morning. Bearing a mind, I was trying to find forth. Oh, wow, okay, MMM, hang on, so you're going from three to four. Another of a sudden, boom reverse. Yep, it's not hot. That's not how cars should operate typically. That sounds safe. It sounds like you should do that and, if anything, you want to be doing it in a higher gear, at faster speeds. Yeah, IT'S A it's a death trap. I hate it, but also kind of love it. Yeah, okay, kind I love it. We all like a big stupid thing, though, don't we? Like, you know, big floppy dogs. They are just useless, but you still, like I said, hi, I'm Alex. I'm the host of this podcast, Alex the big floppy dog, speaking of which, Uh Huh, my anecdote actually does involve a big, stupid floppy dog. Okay, do tell basically, my partner and I, we do a lot of dog sitting. It's a it's a great sort of you know, spending money. It helps us go on dates, helps this, you know, go on holiday, which is lovely, and we're currently looking after the chunkiest and stupidest of chocolate labradors. He's he's just your typical dopee, Idiot Labrador, just the Labrador terms,...

...gentleman. Yeah, and just a rolly boy. Bless him. He's eight months old and he's already, you know, sort of like baby. Yeah, but he's the size of like a medium horse. Anyway, my anecdote what happened was I was on my lunch yesterday and working from home currently, and I thought what I would do is I would just give my brand new nintendo switch a bit of a Polish up. I've got a thing about keeping screens looking nice. I don't like fingerprints or smudge marks, so got out one of my trusty microfiber cloths started giving it a wipe down and I'm stood up in the center of the Living Room and Dope Labrad dog thought it would be just the most hilarious and fun of idea is to just leaping head butt than Nintendo switch out of my fucking hand. Is that? Is that for me? You shouldn't use. Thank you. Nintendogs, two thousand and twenty one ultimate remaster. Nintendogs was a DS game, not not a switch game. Buddy's and Nintendo. It's still made by the Nintenderman. Yeah, I suppose so. Also, everybody remembers Ninten dogs because it was a fucking Banger of a game, one of the best. It's up there, yeah, one of the best, HMM. But anyway, yeah, the Nintendo switch went flying from my hands, hit my telly, hit my you know, sort of TV unit, as well, and now I've got two dented joy cons on the side of my Nintendo. Switch them. We have to stay on it, which is wonderful. Not Wonderful, they it's not broken. Your nonsense were joy con, is it? No, yeah, HMM, it's not. You know what it's. What it's also done is it hasn't very successfully bust my nut. So No, that's what you get for playing with a baby's toilet. You after use your hands to play. What? Okay, what, sorry, what console are you playing where? You don't need yeah, I don't really. Oh, I get it, I get it. Thank you, Alex. it's about to the it's no, no, no, it's a back to the future reference. I got it. Come on, guys on it. It's not knowing pop culture references, personality. Lord, that's all good. That's easy. Yesterday to Oh what chuff film. Yeah, so, just for reference, Martine mcflies about to play like a shoot them out game in an art like in a bar, like an arcade game, and he fixes it for these these two kids and and he shows him how to do it and he hits all the timelines. fucking today, the Little Goblin boy, little frodoman, yeah, yes, Rodo. Yes, it is Frodo as a young woman. And then after, after, after Martie's finished shooting all of the cowboys and he's like super impressed with himself and the kids go like you have to use your hands. It's like a baby's toy. Thank you, Thomas. A reference is always much better when it is explaining it's lain of very, very detailed manner. It's the same with jokes. I find that if a joke doesn't land, I like to explain it like it's detailed as parts of more my preference is to make sure that when my friends make a really poorly timed pop culture reference, that everybody present understands said cultural reference. Well, really, I was just backing you up there, and it's thanks, but you're welcome. It's hot and sexy up in this bitch, but you actually what one? Have you got any anecdotes? Know isn't accept the plant, sir, I'd like to offer you, and know as all of my anecdotes would involve me swearing, cursing and otherwise putting down members of the esteemed public. So I won't do that. I won't do that, and not busting nuts. Zero zero nuts bust ironically with the word bus in their buses suck. Guys probably transport in where, where I am, it's just not great in the Ashley realna. He's bad. Okay, now you've got to explain it. Why? Why do buses? Sucks. Rightful thing. Imagine, if you will, that you hire me to do each other. Didn't take much. Yeah, well, you didn't need to break my army. You know I'm super intermaning. So yeah, I imagine you hire me to do a job and like three times a week I am twenty to thirty minutes late and then when I arrive, I'm not sorry about it, I'm just like, I'm here on I. That's the bus service near my house. Oh, I see, right, it's ballistic. It like, I don't why have why have a board showing times? And I'm like, Oh, I understand, it's trafficking shit, but homely it is six in the morning in the middle of but fuck nowhere. There is no travel. Certainly shouldn't be any. Jeremy, you...

...just missed your alarm. Like let let let's it's called. Of what it is. Of what it is. You overslept. I'm not embarrassed, I'm not ashamed, you can tell me, Jeremy, but don't turn up and then be like, I'm here, are no that I'd be like if a surgeon turned up to the maresoleum after you'd been buried in was like, sorry, I'm late, I'm here. Yeah, I mean, I don't. Don't fucking turn up afterwards and be like, Oh, well, I did my best, but yeah, it's too little, too late. Jeremy, I'll walk. Actually, you're pissing on the ashes of the heart of the fire here. You know you're not helping. HMM. Yeah, so, moving away from all my moaning, and I'd like to offer a positive spin and ask you if I can host first today, on this this fine day. Oh Yeah, okay, and we feeling hot and sexy about that. Yeah, go on, yeah, go on, do it, Ashley. You know what? Yeah, I'm ready for this one. What have you got for us this week? Get your nut up and bust right now. I'M gonna. I'm going to get your brains to nuts and busts and bust some nuts. It's going to tease our brains. Tommy, Tommy, our brains are going to be edged. I'm going to edge your KYO until you you'll be saying, oh, he's for my cranium. Riddle Daddy, little me more and I'll say he's pigs luck. Oh, our cryptic master who woo for not buses in the forest and no one's around to hear it. Did it bust? No, cause that's real thinking. Confucius say, learn to masturbate. Come in Handy. That's a bad jocase you have it. Yeah, okay, that joke. I hope. I hope the fuck not. Now that's a bad joke. I would never oh, I can't make that jokes. I'm physically unable to. They're all just all on account of not being a daddy. Yeah, I'm neither dad nor Daddy. I'm very much I'm very much the the sub in this comedic equation. So, yeah, moving away from from all the BDSM talk, yeah, I'm gonna go thro said, I want to have some like listening, exercise, riddles things with you. Just a tease. That's a tasty mind of yours. and Are you like, are you going to be keeping school? Is there a winner? Now that you've said that, they're absolutely fucking will be a winner. Yeah, hundred I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready. Oh, I could hear. I can hear the sound of I don't call it sticky notes on the fucking laptop grow anyway, some sticky comin notes. They were. They were just normal notes. Then they stood too close. This is awful. I have a scoreboard, guys, Alex, can you? Can you edit in cheesy game theme to music or alternatively, I'll take a it's not me this week, is it Tom Tom, can I have art attack? The did did? Now that's blind change. Did it? Did it? So Blood Day, it's got to be blind date. So I'M gonna WE'RE gonna start with some some nice, easy ones. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? What about if I've already heard done? What? Well, then you just get the point, don't you? Because you guess it. You're not going to not say it now. All right then, I've already heard it. Give me the point. Next, before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest man in the world? Mount Everest wasn't. I don't fight what before everst it was still the tallest. It just had not discoverage todas toilet hard minds on fucking over. God, Tom, you dumb piece of Shit. God, sound very ambsurd. fucking more, our barely a riddle. Why didn't you get it then? Yeah, if it was clearly a riddle, time how cut fuck off, get the pot off, fuck off the both of you and just fucking play this dumb, stupid game. Yeah, all right, yeah, all right, Tommy, stupidman. What is full of holes but can still hold water? A sponge, you racist, a stop, Tom, got a point in there. I think it's fun. I almost got you there, Alex. I was. I was listening just there. It was that. It was the lag, like on the call. I said it first and Tom Copied me. Fuck off the next one, and you got really listen closely here, kids. We should. I just want to say sorry, just just quickly, sorry to instruct you. Actually, Alex, get the fuck out of my slip stream. All Right, I've been playing a lot fucking I gonna Brank Dr I'm gonna Bubb I'm gonna pit my of you into the wall. Don't fucking hate the player the fucking game. All Right, I'M gonna say alone hot you and I will race on to victory.

I'm going to blue shell you, you prick. If I'm likening, McQueen, your chick Hicks Could Chig. If I'm chick kicks, then I'm a racist. I think exactly. And that's why tom gets a negative one starting point. I can do that if you want. I'm just going to put a negative. There there was. I was moped. A point for racism. Yeah, sixty years and Tom Hates. No, no, no, that's not something that we should say. Tommy is a racist. confirmed. Right, I'm doing another one slots. Stop saying let me edge your minds, please. Woo. So what has a mouth but cannot eat, moves but has no legs, has a bank but can't put money in it? Tom It's not the end word. You racist want it. What? A river? A river, a river. It's a river, guys, it's a river. I think it is a really, yeah, it is. Fuck is you got Alex is gooling. This shit must be know. What to do was access my knowledge and think about the words that Ashley so right. Okay, let me I rewind. So what I did, the winning strategy was, is I heard the words Ashley said and then I thought about what they meant and that I try to like relate them to things I knew. And then that's how I figured out the river was the answer for the thing. That's incredible. You're a work of out. I'm under my desk. I'm not really fucking listening to you, stupid, patronizing Crook. I just want you guys to sense. This is terrible for me. I think this next one's just for me. I'm back. I'm like, this next one's just for Alex. no, Tom, no, do just do the thing. No, will mute Tom do the thing that Tom does with and what the frictionary where? He doesn't read the definition? He just read the question. You, you just read the riddle, don't look at the answer. And we're like, will figure out together a boys, yeah, okay, all right, back in the game then, kid, you wa a boy is walking down the road with a doctor, while the boys with the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor? The doctors, the mum nailed it. Shit. It's too as but not so racist, but not sexy. Kind Tome to see it. He loves women, hates minorities. Bad Narrative to be spinning here, boys, please. All of this taken out of context. See you and caught, Tom, no, sustained over ruled. fucking okay, I'm going again. Guys, are we listening? HMM, yeah, Oh, yeah, I leave my campsite and hike south for three miles. I then turn east and hike for another three miles. I then turned north and hike for three miles, at which time I come across a bear inside my tent eating my food. What color was the bear? Brown? Brown? I'm sorry, it's not Brown. It's brown bear. It's not a brown bear. Ash, Ash, she's a brown, but it's not. It's not his ten flat bear, White Bear, orange, pet ALU it. It's white there, but he only got it by sucking process of elimination. Yes, that's not a thiss not original. Literally is so the answers. If you live, I live, my can campsite and go south three miles and then I go east for three miles and then go north for three miles. The only way you're at the pole. Yeah, the only way I can. I can do that and and it back at my starting point. My camp is is the North Pole. I see it's we're less mad about it now. I suppose it does require you to be a bit of a like, you know, a polar explorationist and which I'm not even if we apparently, Alex is wich is seem pretty credible. I think it's just explorer time. I could be wrong. Okay, yeah, probably is right. This is this is it's the score is three, two to Alex. Alex is winning by a hair by cheating. A man walks into a restaurant and the waiter says good day, Admiral. Why did the waiter call the men and Admiral? How did he know to call him admiral? Because he was an aut is out for his name tag. Yeah, the name Tag. Afraid Type, afraid Tom. got that one without fit. Yes, it's het up, three, three, I think. I think. Oh No, I think I get some points there because I said because he's an admiral and I think, well, that's actually think it's this. It was it. No, he knew. He looked at him. Was As admiral. I'll say hello, Admiral Alex. I think that ash didn't write the the brain teaser, as it were. So I feel as though he's got to be as impartial...

...as possible and given that he's the host and we've got to adhere to his rules, he is he has got to use the the answer provided right. So you know I can't. I can't pull the rules around, I'm afraid. Yeah, HMM. As much as I would love to, I don't make the rules. I just know for stock. Think you, but that's going sexual quiz, Robo Cup, some kind of dictator, which is who I am, like. So like some kind of fascist. Tom. You'll like that, you like. That's just like what you like. I knew doing a podcast where you guys would be good. You've got so much in common. Well, hang on, I'm not. I don't like fascism. Question Mark. Now that's a question. I didn't mean to you, but then I committed to it. Right. So the score is three. Three. We're moving away from fascism, as we all should. Okay, good. What five letter word becomes short when you add two letters to it? Short, Shit, Tom's on it. I was sorry, I was too busy thinking of a joke for our comedy podcast. Sorry, I'll okay. I was thinking nonsense. Top site. Five letter word quick, fuck. Fuck, fuck, no, that's for Nazis. No, those pesky Nazis really a quiz. The NASTY NATSO's no, not so. Sounds like a horrible food. Now you're overcompensating, Tom you're going too far now trying to convince us. All right, he thinks the lady doth protest too much. What? Just a clarify? I don't find. I don't. Oh No, do we know anyone that can draw a swastika really well, we should really clarify that. Tom Is not racist. I don't know any public sees more of my affiliated with any kind of organization that hates minority. He's a freelance right. Sounds like the kind of thing someone who do not see assie stall moving away becomes rampant bigot. Tree. You guys, son, please without it. I am dead. If I am not, what the fuck? That doesn't even make sense. That bullshit. I like brain to easer. Take three percent majority. He's got it. Keep saying things. I'll get it right and have a point for that. Yes, yes, I'm not really know. I'm taught Cam Your racest memories. We don't mean it right. Taken a Thomas, were really kind to me today and I'm just going in. I feel really bad about it. Thank you, Tom. I love you very much. It's okay, I had that was sad. I feel really big Tom, come here, coming, give me a little snug. Come on, me, be hold on. I'm on the other side of the fucking studio. Let me just hold on. Hang on, wires, Tom, wires, your headphones, Tom, take your headphones off. My headphones yet. Hold on, let me just take my headphones off. Yeah, okay, headphones. Yep, I'm coming, ash let me. I'm also coming. We shouldn't have bought a table this long. I don't think. I can't believe he's still walking. This table is so big and I'm not. It's too big. Why is it so big? It's a blessing and a curse. I can't get a full, full direction without passing out from blood loss, which is right as ask the riddle again, now that Tom's away from his microphone. Coo Quick, qui quick. I have no eyes, no, lay, no, no, move the earth. What am I? No, we're grabbing the moon gravity. You're not corrected. Fuck The Sun. I forgot to listen, Alex. I have no is. I have a fuck's like after scroll. I hate you oh so much. I've no eyes, no legs or ear is and I move the earth. What am I? No legs, no eyes, I move the earth. Am I moles have eyes, they're just not very good eyes. It's not moles. I'm so fucking confused. What the fight have how? I can give you the answer, but I feel like you're going to kick yourself. I've no eye. No Way, we're way. I and I dig garth. Is it Ashley? Is it a spade? It's a worm. It's a warmy little wormb it's got no eyes, got no arms and he moves the earth. He's a little worm. So are we saying that spade is wrong, though, because I mean it's correct. They do spade do move there. Yeah, you're winning and you're defending Alex winning this point. Fuck Myself, then I guess where. Fuck me, I guess...

Alex. You can have the point for spade. I feel like that's fair. Thank you. It's for using a spade. It's a worm of a spade. It's spade worm. Spade worm sounds like. If we tie, do we have to have a fist fight? I think no. We have to have hard, we have to have tom you can what you're saying sweet prints. We have to have a come off. Oh, I'll be the judge at the come off us. Why have we said? Why have those words been said on the podcast? been on those iron tablets and those nickel tablets and he's going to produce sticky road. We called Tom Spider man, Tomas Spider Man. He didn't Tom Spider man. Okay, so we have another riddle. This is the last one. This is the last one. Ready R ASS for victory. Can you think of a common word that contains a double C, doubles and double l? Can you think of a second one? So a common word that contains double C, doubles and double l? Can you think of a second one? Necessarily, it's that. Is that anything? It's sounded like it was necessarary, which I don't think is a word, but I think necessary is. But doesn't contain the double see, double. It's not got a lot of the letters. Really, now that I think about it, more and more a lot of the letters I miss. Some more you put your face against it. Double See, doubles, double L. Tom's gone mute because he's on. He's on word hub was super thinking about it. To Tom Remember Meditation. Right now it's double see, doubles, double L. I've gotten all see. I've gone to the astral plane. I'm really trying to put this together is actually easy. Out of body, the meaning of my shoulder reading the answer, and the answer is whilst I talk through Ashley's body. On for crust following. That was terrible. I got I got possessed there. So there's so's unsuccessfully. Yeah, and there's a second one. Yeah, successfully or unsuccessfully. We unsuccessfully successful solved that riddle. I think the riddle husband, so giving out any point the right give me at the riddle was successfully solved. Unsuccessfully thanks to my astral projection. Yes, well done, Tom Ghost. Tommy, we get half a point each. Yet four point five. Four point five. That's the score. Together, you're in nine, which I think is about fair. Yeah, okay. How do we determine the actual victor, though? Well, I think you do want final who knows the most people called Victor? There's a guy at work called Victor. I know a racist machine repair guy. According to you guys, I reckon, we big, quite firm friends. Yeah, he came up to me at work and ask me, see, racism is cool. Thomas, for the love of God, you're not helping yourself. Honestly, I fucking hate this podcast. Tom Knows Racist Repair Victor from the BMP meetings they attend. Good grief. Can we like what I'm really I'm uncomfortable with me. I feel like it's not going great. I can't stop it. Then I just I just kind of think that, like, you know, it's just like not true. Oh Oh no, hang on, Tom why didn't you say Tom? If we did, sorry, wait, I did, we wouldn't have said that. Oh, this is beautiful. We've been Ashley. I feel so silly. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah, I probably could. Could have clarified that. Should have clarified that whole fifteen minute segment. I just did that. Just cut that because I feel really bad now. There's room for improvement from all of us, I think on that. Yeah, sorry about that. One time only there was a way for us to refresh our palettes and move away from bigotry. What could we do? What possible things are? Yeah, let's end the victim blaming and go on to racism. No, Oh my God, stop what I couldn't actually doing, Bell, I'm sorry. Do What are you doing? Well, what are you doing this? Yeah, okay, we yeah, that, wow, what a weird energy. Okay, yeah, hello everyone. Let's leave all that behind and move on. Yeah, to greener pastures. Welcome to my very own segment in between segments, called urban. What the Freak Chinnery? That was beautiful and love Danky Thomas. Oh yes, it was a musty one. That today that lingers. Yeah, our first urban what the frictionary entry of the day is Canya wested. So that's like Kenye West, but at the end of West it's got an apostrophe and a d. So it's a doing where it's a doing.

Friends, you've been you've Gotten Ken Ye wested. You've been the recipient of a Kanye westing. Yeah, when out last night I got totally Kanye wested. You know, could be that actually just yet absolutely plastered, isn't isn't he a little bit strange? Is that something? I don't know much about the guy. The things I have heard is that he might be a little bit strange. Yeah, he's got some some weird opinions. You know. Didn't he run to be the King of America and then cry instead? Is that? Yeah, he did do that. Yet I feel like that's accurate, because being a king of America is something you can do as a popularity contest, which I think is cool. HMM, Hey, lots of people like me as a person. Maybe I should be in charge. Maybe I'll be king now. Yeah, maybe, maybe I'll be King Kanye West. I have this one. Maybe please. I just can't wait to be king now. That was simber, but that's my second reference. I'm fucking wow, I'm out here today guys dropping things about stuff, really sending it with those quotations from movies. You love to see it. I wonder whether or not this one might be quite a modern reference in the sense that can ye. Well, we are three old men. Yeah, I know that. Of recent he was supposed to drop his new album called Donda, and he miss he's missed the release dates like three times now. So I'm wondering whether or not it's just being some kind of disappointment in the bedroom or something like that, like missing, just a disappointment in jet. Maybe it's just being late. Maybe Ashley was Kanye Wested by his bus driver. Right, okay, absolutely, Kanye wested. Comment did and sneered at Kanye West style. Okay, sure, we should. We just find out. Yeah, let's find out. I have to know. Okay, Kenya wested. It's when receiving sexual stimulation. I'll what for pleasure from another person, male or female. You interrupt them to explain a past partner performed said act with a lot of skill. You then allow them to continue said act, and then the example says, I tell you, I canya wested her last night. I said, Yo, Taylor, I'm gonna let you finish, but Ashley gave the best head I ever had. Kind of a bit of a bit of an anticlimax that one. If I'm honest, I do give better head than his girlfriend. Yeah, maybe, maybe so, yeah, maybe so. Actually, thanks, well done on your blowjob skills. You know what, I appreciate that. It's just big suck time, you know, big Sucky, sucky. I don't understand why that one. I don't know what that one's based in. So I maybe it was very good, and so maybe a percentage of our audience just just absolutely lolling their bits off right now and busting several nuts at the hilarity of that definition. I'm too old to understand what any of those words meant to the listener who sent that in. You tried real hard, good work. They didn't pay on. Thank you, though, that thank you for Kanye westingers yeah, I think. Yeah, I suppose say. Maybe we're old. I'm unsure of the kind of fuck. I'm kind of lost in a sauce right now. Yeah, HMM, okay. Well, anyway, Ashley, back on heroin. I'm the host now, though. Oh my God. Okay, so I need a little bit of help from the two of you. If you don't mind, I'm sorry, I'm off sick. Are you trying to lose weight? No, okay, cool, fine, the worries. That was really ruined me. Sure, it's super ruined my flow. Put a pin in short, Thomas, but pinning it. You're not getting. You're not Thomas Thomas. Get the pain and put it in it, please. You've not been because it may be relevant it or anything. You've not been Tom Yeahm Hey, hey, listen to me. I'm is your friend, Alex now out of the pod as your friend. Put a fucking pin in it. It may be relevant. Okay, now, listen to the Bullsh I'm about to say for like a minute, one minute of nonsense, and then pull the pin out. Okay, Christ, okay, so, guys, I don't know if you know, but I'm actually the main host of a comedy podcast called the th throups of majority and kind of the setup is what we do every week is pick a segment. Trouble is, I don't know what to do my segment on. So I was just hoping we could maybe like spitball and you guys could help me build just the perfect segment. How about we talk about you losing weight. Oh, brilliant, I did Tom. How do you suggest that I can do it Tom Every time? Perfect fucking I'Mna let you finish, but comes up with the best segments of all time. It's...

...good and see this. I just wanted to say, just quickly actually, that nobody's ever told me that I finish really well before. No, welcome, so think I mean it when I think you finished like a pro. Thank you. must no fuss, just busted nuts, all buzz baby. You know how it be, how it do. What to do, baby boy? I need to lose weight then. Is this like a is this an intervention? No, no, not even a little bit. No, I'm sorry, I what I was trying to do was I felt like you'd been quite hard on me with the whole Tom's a racist gag. Yeah, and I just wanted to like not forgotten about so tom gave up racism and picked up body share me instead. Yes, absolutely, and it was a throwback to to to you eating tires, and I just to make out that you weren't. You were fast again, and I'm sorry, nothing wrong with you. Size. It's all. Maybe we don't we won't do the segment on that. Sorry, we don't do the segment on that. Okay, we could do about what modifications your micronine? Oh yeah, we could do that, because there are body kits available. I was looking earlier at how expensive they are and they're not. Okayarticularly expensive. We get wide body kit for it, mate, and it also would help for you to not be driving around looking like Simon from the in between is yeah, not right. Okay. So my thoughts on this are when you modify something, typically you take something from a base number, for example, and you add to it. So you take a car that initially are that that that caus like a zero out of ten, and you start modifying it and then all the cars of one now all. It's a too all. I like the color of that paint. Wow, bumping up, but I think to start modifying you've got to at least be at zero, because this car is a minus eight, right. Yeah, well, what do we need to do to bring it up to US Ade ten? Maybe we could give it a kiss, a gentle kiss. An interesting proposition is that, although I might be quite not good at maths, I do remember that if you take a minus number and add it to a minus number, that makes our plus number. Right, and plus a minus is a plus. So it must be worse to be better. Yeah, so make it even more disgusting. Them, Thomas, the brains of the operation, Ladies and gentlemen. Okay, I think them. That's Cuz, like, right, the car is three colors. It is mainly gray, but also one of the body panels is purple and the other one is green. Maybe I just keep going and change a door to be read. Do It harlequin style, like old volkswagons. Yeah, Yellow boot LID. I mean, people will hate it and you will get you will get people stopping you to tell you it's bad. HMM, Oh, people do that now. People shout. Really, I drove past a group of a group of teenage boys and they laughed. HMM. Well, I'd to be honest with you. They make that does serve you right for buying the fucking mic. I can't really have too much sympathy. There's one hundred of British pounds to not buy. It would be a sin. That's like seventy five dollars. Americans listening, seventy five dollar car what with a mat, with a big hairy Martin? It be the opposition, wouldn't it be more? With a big hairy mart it's kind of mote. Yeah, be very much. If only we had a foreign exchange expert in our midst. Yeah, exactly. I was just about to say that that math didn't really add up. there. The others the other way. Yeah. So, yeah, the average exchange rate for four pounds two dollars is about one hundred and thirty. We might eat, sorry, one spot thirty. We might even be around the one hundred and forty point, like a point, one point thirty. Yeah, but who says spark and finance like that's just it, all right, that's the terminology I mean, and this is our good friend banker Tom, lives in the big city and just does finances. What you know about stuff, Tom? A hundred pounds is a hundred and thirty dollars. Hundred agrees. Good, great, a thirty extra dollar roos. WHOA. So what I could do really then is get all of my savings converted to dollars. Instant profit. No, if I have a thousand pounds in savings, suddenly one thousand hundred dollars. No. So okay. But then, but then my guys want to back my youtube channel. Today we're going to be doing an infinite money glit, infant fucking tool bag. No, that's not how it works. Because, because, m how do you do tax evasion? How do I commit better fraud? Not with foreign exchange, not with for extrading. Tom, how do I do a trick to HMRC? Almost about my drink out there, Tom, can I have your identity? I think I'd be a really good Tom Suspected Bigot. Yes,...

I'm quite. YEA, that's very fast. We had a tax ule cheek to recpre had a tax fraud. I don't have a mother anymore, so I don't look nearly as racist. That's good. That's good. Ashley's no longer undercover. Tom Right, Tom, hang on, can you drop all of the racist stuff, please? God say that is our steamed friend Ashley Hall. Yeah, and it's really not cool of you to say that actually our good friend, actually hall, who we love and care for. You can't. How could you smear his name like this, you steaming bag of leaking shit. You look you look like what would happen if an if if a McDonald's fucking mcflurry machine, broke down. That's aggressive. I've never been in sold like that before. It is this me or Allen? No, no, no, you are right, Alex, I a goods of course, Alex, you look like melting mcflurry. That's hurt me for a reason I don't understand. Is being called a krusty walnut or like any other of the obscure in sorts, where you just kind of sit there thinking. Am I? HMM, maybe we need a new insult. Maybe maybe my segment could be on new and exciting insults. I like the word Cunt, but people get really upset about it. Alex, you look like a swollen toe. Swollen Toes Pretty Harsh, the sea words pretty tough. I think people don't like to see word, which is a shame because it's got a finality to it that a lot of swearers don't have. But that, but that's the thing, though. It is it is already extant. We need a new and exciting insult, one that deals the same psychic damage as the sea word and how carries that same weight the brunt mount. Oh, month. Oh, okay, how do we feel? We just need to come up with a meaning for it. Now. I don't, I feel I feel bad about month and I don't like it. Yeah, that's perfect, then, I know. As in, I don't think it's the one that should. What does? It makes you uncomfortable, which I think is a goal that we have. No, no, no, I just think it's a bad suggesture. What about? I think that, like, the worst swear words are the ones that are like the most guttural, right, they use the most sort of like hard clusive constants, right, so cun't and like fuck they are. Those are the ones that I they have the most impact. Twinet, you know that they've got harder plosive like beginnings and ends. So like maybe like Dak oh. Yeah, Huh, what was it mean? That's the question that's Gack to me. is just like someone's just been spat at. It's the word equivalent that spitting in someone's face with a D buddy. Dak Oh, no, no, to Dak to Dat DAK is to get aneumatic tool. Oh, a Dack, is it at? Dak is a standard unit of measurement? A fuck, yeah, yeah, did you know this ball only takes three dacks to tie in and that is it? tought? Is it talked USPECK, yeah, it's three day, yeah, or a good ugger. Dull, I could. Dugger is cute. I'm not very good with my mechanics like you. What can we teach tom about mechanics, machinis? The extent of my mechanical knowledge is like how a carb would work. That's a good about. That's basic. The same as me. I know carbs. That's basically my entire okay, that's my wheelhouse cockle. Tom Tried to clean out the carbon a diesel Honda civic. Yes, those, sure, cup. Did you've already? You've told me this story before, Thomas, yes, you did, but it was running a bit rough and you said to timmy, I need to clean the carbout. You know, actually I did say that. Yeah, but that as you know, there was one time when a bunch of my friends and sort of got mopeds and one of my friends gotten his first moped was really, really excited about it. Was it was a Yamahar. It's black. It was actually really nice in comparison to the rest of the mopeds we had, and we thought we'd all go out for our first ride all together. And we got about, I don't know, a quarter of a mile down the road and my friends moped just crapped out. Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't go, and we thought we'll walk it back, you know, to the House we're in, a quarter of the mile away. I will try and figure out what's going on with it. You know, twelve, you know, sort of like six minds together, surely we can figure it out. Obviously, having no mechanical knowledge. As we were walking back, we found the carb the bike. I'll do it. Yeah, it's important. You always want to just explain to any listeners who don't know what carbs are, just so that their remarrias happened. So it's like it's a bit of the vehicle...

...that the wizard lives in that does spells on the fuel tank and make sure that enough of it goes into the engine, just by controlling like the flow of magic that you castor is one. And then he also gives a big deep breath, goes whoooo into the engine, provides air and fuel with his magic wand. So when people say they're taking their taking the car, for example, to go and get remapped, really all they're doing is they're just kind of taking the wizard on a little spiratreet just to, you know, rest rejuvenate him. So he's ready. Just have a little Jewish he should. Getting the wizard in Inhala, getting it in Halo, came on the treadmill for our it's getting feeling right again. HMM, Gain't feeling good and good and proper, you know, the way that we should. So this the right this segment idea I had, where we decide what segment we're going to do, is just turned into US chatted. Why don't we instead write a poem, because we've been doing that a little bit in the group Chat. Why don't we take it in turn and I read the poem Tom wrote for me. Guys, hold on, you've now just informed the listeners that we actually exist as a trio outside of this podcast. Shit. I was trying to keep it comes to call to be friends with US outside of a podcast, I don't talk to them apart from when we're all in the studio. We just shattered the illusion. So in the thirty seconds that and before we sat down at the PODCAST recording to go, we very briefly wrote some poems. So this is a poetry segment and that is okay. For the lack for next three and a half minutes. It's a poetry segment. Quick Ash read times. Let me this. After I was talking about how I was having a hard day. Hi, I'm Ashley. I'm having an issue. I feel quite badly, but no, I don't need a tissue. I went to work put on a brave face. I don't wish to shirk, but I feel I need space. Oh, what about my one that I wrote for your much funnier and dirty, yes, musty, sweet and beautiful time? You can't say smarty when you're comment after I said Nice Poem was insanity is tough, but it does make for a good come. Right, we find this one's just as beautiful and artfulay, I have to scroll to it because it's around in the chair. I didn't realize this is an impromptu, impromptu poet. Oh, this is a long one. When your friend is down and needs cheering up, sometimes they need to bust UN but if the mood they're in does not permit, then you, their friend, can help. Chip in. Grab their shaft, give it a tug, two more for look, smuck massive, massage the balls, give them a kiss and stroke your friend into bliss. There's more. They'll jeers in a Gif and be feeling great until the time comes again to masturbate. Offer some guidance and say good of their back and pat their knob, for this is a friend and that's what you do. You can have your friend leaves. There go the response, Alex. reply my life that I'm proudest off the four minute prieve where nobody spoke in a chat after that poem as what I can only imagine. This pause is because you're both wiping away tears because of the beauty. I then pot I was checking. You steel it from the Bible. It's very beautiful. I'm honestly very proud of that. HMM. There is another one, Alex, that you wrote about your phone car. You can read that life. I have a MICCRA. It's not good. The inside smell of rotting foot food. I hope that soon it will break down so I'm not forced to drive it around. The clutch feels like, and on and off switch gear three is easy to miss at seventy. It has a breeze, a breeze from, sorry, a breeze from the windscreen by or per hour, and it will shake, the mirrors flap and the wheels quake. It vibes and wiggles to evade my grasp. Upside down and on the grass is what will happen if I try to pass bad little like I open. Pray someday soon you will go away. I like poetry. Who Knew I had such a gift of God? Well done, well done, buddy, proud of you. Thanks. I was going to make us write a poem together, but of luckily my times roll out. That's it. Bad segment in play has did it, and that was an exercise to myself that you don't need to prepare a segment. You can just just rely...

...on your friends. You can always trust a friend. That's Oh wow, okay, well, beautiful, Danny didn't Dam dn'tdem Da Daddy. That's the intro music. Now, yeah, is what wrong? Wrung one. We do this every time whenever we sing the what the frictionaries are? Is always the wrong one. Sorry, go on now, you go on and prove that you know the open what the frictionary intro music being anything, the punk being, punk being, I don't think to as that, the Thomas the tank engine theme. Okay, three hours, multiply, YEA, and vision. Oh, power, you're supplying a Nature Vale. It's an the frictionary right, okay, the yeah, welcome back to the segment between segments. Burn Freeck, Chinnery. The second one today is morning would but mourning Spelt M Oh, you and I guess right away. I'd like to make a guess of getting a harder relatives funeral. Why did it happen? It didn't have to be relative, did it? It didn't have to be, but you said it. I wish for thinking and my putner. That's not true. It could have been just a funeral. It could have been just a funeral. I wonder whether or not it's actually just to do with like it's like a an innuendo about like, you know, the wood that's used for the casket or something like. It's a it sounds really bad, but actually okay. Yeah, but we always give urban dictionary the benefit of the doubt, Tommy, and it always I know what's appoints us. I think it's you know, when you become an Oldman and Pongus doesn't work so good anymore. You wake up if and you still have the sensation of the the erection of dawn, but actually it's just not you know. Well, he's just not plugged in anymore. So you look down it's just a flaccid pongus. Is that the feeling of a hard pongus? But it is in the morning times, and that is it you are mourning. Would at the wake, when you are reminiscing about all the good times you had with your significant other and you get a morning wood. Ah, that's adorable, how sweet. I remember when we used to go to the top of a hill for a picnic and I would smash that Puss from behind. Lovely. And then you get a knee, get a morning would I would just clap those cheeks up on the hill. So yeah, sometimes I like to remember, you know, cheeks past smashed. Yeah, last smashed cheeks. Try and say that five times real quick. Lash past, CHAP chaps. Nope, NOE chaps, crabs. I've just caught dyslexia. The answer is Yep, Ash. Well, well done, buddy. When one pops a bona at a funeral or awake. So maybe me too. I said wake. I said wake to actually doesn't get a full point for that because he said relatives funeral. That's not fucking cool. Okay, fine, but I will get half a point each, all right. And the example, the the you know, the the phrase, using it in a phrase. It says Damn, Daniel, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma? And the response says she gave me mourning. Would know. Yet that's not great land, Nasty, real thing. Yeah, horrid, got real bad at the end. I'm sorry about that. Horrid, Yucky and gross. Yeah, should I host now? Yeah, pleased I'm distract us from the granny boner and I don't know my segment today. I just really I've been thinking a lot, so you guys are, I'm sure the listeners as well. You guys are aware of how my house filled up with Pooh a couple of months but classic, Yeah, did it? Yeah, yeah, I've never heard of this before. Never, it's not the only thing you ever speak about. fucking savagery, Tom's house full of a shit. We're like, okay, Tom, we fucking get it. Oh No, Thomas, I can't believe the atrocity that the fell. You do tell us more, you being can. So, basically, I I lost my was I close. Guys, guys, what it we energy here? Today's fucking. We're doing okay each other, and not in a good way like usual. Ash, I can hear you playing with some kind of Torchon out right, not me, as you knows, Alex, and you'll be able to see it in the sound file and then you'll feel bad. I did a prank to you. I did a prank to everybody. It was a zip tie. It was a zip tie right, I put it. I've put it away. Now I'm free of distraction.

Thomas, sorry, you lost some stuff. Would you put it? It all got filled with Pooh. I didn't lose it, Uh Huh, it just got filled with Pooh. Very careless of you, Tom Tom, don't stuff guys. You know how usually when one of us does a segment, what we do is like, let I did fucking hang on. No, no, I had added good teachers last week and I think I mentioned it twice in fifteen minutes. Yeah, I want to talk about cool dogs. Pretty well, evidence Tom, that's not what the fuck happens. But right, I will now be quiet for several seconds. Same. Okay, I'm gonna be really quick about it. So I had a house full of Pooh and I lost all my stuff. One of the things that I lost was my playstation four. After the flood had happened, I was missing having a games console and I wanted something to take my mind off of it, you know, just something to sing some time into. So I got myself a Nintendo switch. Now I've been playing a lot of a game called the witch of three. It was a game that I previously tried on my playstation but because of just Gerold, the main characters horrid controls, couldn't get into it. But it turns out there was an update, and especially for the one for the switch, where you could change garrel's control Mo. He feels a lot better. Doesn't feel like a floating character anyway. Whilst I've been playing the witch of three, I've noticed that there's actually been a lot of bugs in the game, like a lot of weird things that happened that shouldn't really happen for a game that came out in like two thousand and fifteen should be relatively polished through patches and updates by now, and it really got me thinking about half since Skyrim. Yeah, exactly, there's that's actually a perfect example. I wanted to talk about why we, as a society of started to accept companies selling us unfinished or broken products. Proud, please proceeds. All Love Lego, Tom. HMM. So when? So, when you buy a game and all all Fais, you think to yourself, maybe I'll, but then you don't, and that's what you're missing. Stop Moaning about your games being shit and learned to code a project. Be A game developer. Okay, just be a game developer is essentially the answer. What cool? It's just ones and Zeros, Tom Tom, can you account to one? Yes, easy, thanks for that. You've speed run. You've speed ran my fifteen minutes of fame. Thanks for that. No, you selfish prick. It's a good point that we do. I've bought Games. I've been good like destiny for the first two years of it's released. Destiny to not great, not first year it's released, really not fucking good. HMM. But is it? Sorry, is destiny good now, better, as I still don't pay it anymore, but it's a better game? No, I don't anymore poored fucking hundreds of it. You know what game? You know what has never done that to me. Old Scorel runescape. It's been the same since two thousand and seven. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'm here for it, I'm hot for it. I never got into it. I suppose they like taking off off the topic of like video games in general because again, Alex, you just don't really consume very much, very many video games either. Video Games are little, a little bit, not a massive amount, but some way more than Moones, but not as much as yeah, but I I think that like just in general, whether it's video games or just like, you know, products, to like, I don't. It baffles me that excepted, that it's acceptable that a company can can bring out a products and it can be broken and we accept the response from that company, which is, you know, recalls or whatever, and you know they get you the full working product once it's ready. But when you've paid full price for something that you expect to be working, I find it to just be utterly wild that any of us will just accept that that. Well, you know they have a hard time, you know, these companies that earn billions. It's really difficult for them. You know that pushing out products and they work in electronics like circuit boards and all of that sort of stuff, and a lot of what I deal with it's kickstarters. Yeah, tiny time. They want one man operations where they go all add an idea. I've got no money to make the thing, but you know, put the idea to the people. I want to make this can't say any of the ones that we actually do because of all the nondisclosure of agreements, I'll be very in trouble. I want to make a cyber printer and you get the printer and it prints cyberry, Yep, okay, and and you know, you type out and you go and kick staff and go here's what it is, this is what it does, this is what it will cost, these are the features. This is why I think it's going to go. And everybody goes hey, that's all right, I can get in on that early. It's going to be cheaper now and as an earlier doctor, because I'm investing in the company essentially. And what these one man band operations do is they figure it out as they go and I can totally understand and forgive version one point. Oh, of Jeremy's good cyber printer being a piece of shit because it's first ever go AAA games, though. That is just yeah, that blows my mind. GTO five is a perfect example of that to...

...come. I know you tried to get us off video James, but we're back on them now. If you if you've got a couple of video James, then we can talk about video James. That's fine. Continue. I just didn't want you to be left out, buddy. No, no, GTO fight came out in two thousand and thirteen, which. Think about that. That's a while for a game. That is why any relevant. It was released on psthree and xbox three hundred and sixty was supposed to be immediately coming out on PC with heists, and that didn't happen for many, many, many, many, many years. Yeah, actually, I remember that. Yeah, and I think it's Shitty. Specifically with GTO five, is they released it on pier three, xbox one hundred and sixty, re released it on Psfour, an xbox one, and now they're re re releasing it for psfive and xbox and xbox whatever. It is been better off rather than spending all the time putting it across consoles and platforms if they were just developed the next game or another different game line. Yeah, sequels are the bane of Yams existing to the just do the next one to be fair, as want one, want one game. You said Sky Rim as as one of the examples of a broken how many versions of sky there? Yes, no, absolutely, and I you know, it's still does hold a deer place in my heart. But one thing that confuses me about the feaster in general, though, is that they will, they will charge me, Tom Hutchinson, protector of the faith, Fifty Sterling Pounds to buy their new upcoming game. Right, however, HMM, they're there. Let's let's say six most recent games which have been released over the past probably like twenty years. Every single one of them as actually used exactly the same engine to build the game. So the Games that they made, you know, preme like, you know, sort of in s and early two thousands, Sky Rim and fall out and fall out seventy six, they all use the same engine that they were using way back when. And I just don't understand how todd Howard really thinks that his game is worth my fifty pounds. You know, I just like they're broken, because the engine? Does the engine do in a video game what it does in a car? Is it? Is it the most integral bit like that? I'm not a video game boy. The engine is actually it's a I think it's a poor term and I might get beaten up virtually in the cyber world if I get this wrong. As I as I understand it, the engine is the software that they used to build the game. Right, so you know the assets, the art assets, the designs, but then also you know the brains, the way that it utilizes the playstation or xboxes horsepower and yeah, so then when you consider that the way that they are designing and building games and then the way in which those games are running on modern consoles is actually not that different from games that they made in the early thousands. And I just think that it's quite disingenuous to expect that consumers are fine with Bethesda glitches, you know, the classic Sky Rim glitches, because it's Bethesda. It's like they shouldn't get a free pass just because it was funny thing, and I think it's endearing. I think people see that, which is a problem. It's a huge issue when you start seeing flaws as like endearing traits. It's it's the you know, like when you meet someone that they've got a really nice, like an individual laugh. They've got a laugh like nobody else and they laugh an you think that's that's interesting and at first it's cute and you're like, I could I love this, this is a nice noise. And then they laugh every day for like every time you see them at work, loudly and you think, God, your laughs really fucking irritating. Like a first endearing, now it's a problem. And it's the same with Bethesda Games. At first it's like, yeah, my horse is upside down and I'm dead, but now it's like my horses are tied down and I am dead. Yeah, it it becomes a problem. We forgive it because we're like yeah, cyberpunk, for instance, like side Punk, what the fuck, dear me, that shouldn't have been a gage, shouldn't have released. The problem underdeveloped cyberpunk is actually the cousin. It's actually the like the sister range to the CYBERPRINTER. So I don't get that like misconstrued. They are your friend's yeah, okay, but yeah, know that game came out a messy buggy, broken pile of kinder video game, but barely, and I remember actually see the CD project read, or, I think you actually pronounce that a bit differently, project or something like that. They had consumers like ready to buy anything that they they they made because of the witch are three, which was the game that I was talking about. Like video gamers that play that game love that game and they love the company, and they brought out like sixteen DLC's that were free and everybody thought that was really fucking cool, and which, in fairness, it was. Yeah, Oh, absolutely. But then they then they sort of...

...abused that trust that they had gained and brought out a broken shit box of a video game, the Nissan Micra of the video game. Oh God, it a perfect analogy. Yes, Alex is Nissan Micrab, but in the in the Games accompany, you're hitting on the micro. I think it's the sexiest kind of ever see, and I feel the same way about siderpunk. I like my textures not loaded. I prefer a flat hellscape with the occasional face plaster on to it. Function game world. I'm taking you on a road trip this weekend, Anti Ashley. Yes, we're going to be in the micro for several hours as we go on a beach, a beach boy trip. Tune in next episode to find out what asks true views of the micraft. Oh No, I don't know. I'm being so I'm not gonna remember any of it. I'm gonna do some LSD before I get in your car. So I don't trust that car. I don't want to I don't want to go out. So, dear fair reasonable, you've just given me an idea. You guys should do an episode of the fifty percent majority. Just one of you guys take a laptop and take a mic and the passenger, which as will be you, hold the mic and just have a chat. That'd be really cool. About Ron drive it, cast, will you? Alexi, Alex A, you're not capable of talking. I know the places. The place is. Don't podcaster drive paston driving forrest. That's not true. That's not true. I feel as though if Ashley's, if Ashley's got the computer and holding the MIC and you're just talking, there's no laws being broken. There no tom the micro is such a challenging vehicle to drive. It requires one hundred percent focus at all times. That's why it would be funny a running commentary. Come on the more. Welcome to the thirty three percent majority. The finale, last one a podcast where three friends fire themselves into a tree at seventy five miles per hour. Two friends. It's the fifty percent majority. I'm not getting color we're going. We're taking me about with us. Not Getting in the car. You're have to. You'll best in front of the tree now. Will crash so badly Tom that even in London you'll be affected. The shock of it will kill you. Shore a huge shock way from Alex's be a weight. I remember when you said the Queen was going to die and then she didn't. Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. One guy's I've really let everybody down with that Sho and I'd like I'd made plans for the day thinking we're going to get every holiday, because obviously it's. The Queen never came through. MMM, yeah, I know, I really fucked up with that. I'm really I'm really sorry that the Queen didn't die. Me Too. I'm not. Oh nosh, it's you're not sorry she didn't die. That's a double negative. I think that means you like the Queen, which is almost worse, if you ask me. No, listen, I like my British leaders, like I like everything, not German and incest in bread. Sorry, one's are, ones are pawn category, the others well, royalty. What Body you watch? It Insstin, and that's not the point. I'm watching. That's the Queen, I think. I assume. I don't know why I said I think I can't find but you so. Last this podcast is such a difficult thing to create me and I can only imagine listen to I I was supposed to say something. Guys, someone listen to the podcast. I supposed to say something as a supposed to sneak it into the podcast as a code word, and it almost be a shout out, and they they know that. I'd know that, we knew that they'd listen to it and had been mentioned on it. Trouble is kind and well, that was cool. Good work, buddy. She's a strong labor supporter. To just say some nonsense about Corbin. For me, Jeremy Corbin wonderful. Is My Pimp Daddy and he beats me, spanks me and tells me I'm a good little slut twice a week. I wish Jeremy Corbin well. My granddad really cool. I wish I was your granddad. I wish, fun we go, you were my foot so I could talk to you when I take my shoes off. That's yes, I'm so Luche. I don't want to be your foot, but I do want to talk to you. Is there a little ground here? NOPE, be my left testicle. So every time I am having a pee or doing a pool, you can just hang out. Yeah, you can just hang free and just chat to me. However, I am probably going to have to stuff you somewhere, not nice. When I'm doing the nasty with my partner. That would definitely violate the offside rule. It would natalie be displease and it would be a yellow card immediately, just the yellow. Yeah.

Well, now it's rastly, if you were present while Tom and that would do in the doing the do, you would get a stern warning. Well, if he was attached to my body, it's not necessarily his fault, is I think that? To be honest with you, this has been pretty nightmare episode of this done thing. We do want to pack it in for the evening. Maybe want to call it a night? WANT TO HANG UP OUR PODCASTING hands? Yeah, not only only for this evening. We will be coming back for episode. What is it? Eighteen? This is seventeen, isn't it? Is it? Yeah, Jeez, fuck to buy cigarettes next month. Waiting now, very nice. Hang on a second. I've been a terrible mistake. Someone usually says somewhere about I've been your host and it's not normally me, because I say the toe your next week thing. I'm going to do it. I've been your host. It's me Ashley. I've been your host, Ashley Hall. By then I've been your host, Alex Spring thought. No, actually, I've been your host man who merely adopted the darkness and wasn't born in it. Tom Hutchinson, thanks for listening. See you next week. Bye, bye. Yeah, goodbye.

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