The 33% Majority
The 33% Majority

Episode 22 · 7 months ago

Ep. 22 - Dastardly Decorations, Dungeons with Dragons and Dumb Data

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In this week’s episode, your 3 just-below-averagely-handsome chaps will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to win a ‘Scary House Contest’ (given that it’s sort of, almost, kinda, nearly Halloween), how different animals might be categorised under a D&D alignment chart, and some stupid facts from everyone’s Grandad’s favourite fact-finding Twitter account (UberFacts), respectively.

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Do a do a grilled kick flip, Dad, do it now. Hello and welcome to the thirty three percent majority, a talk show, where you'll find three friends fighting for their fifteen minutes of fame. I'm your host, desk sitter Atora like Springville. I'm your host, slightly smaller desk sitter Atora Ashley Hall. No, I think you guys will find I'm the host, actually the hungriest man in the UK. Tom Hutchinson, did you have? Did Indians before we started? Tommy, now I've got dindans later, but surprisingly I have a little skip for you and also for our audience members. So weak about dinner first? No, no, Tim wondering a pizza live on air. Okay, so just we are. Okay, both yet now. I'll talk about dinner in a minute. All right, right, okay, thank you. And so we're recording on the twenty three of September. It's currently thirty two PM and we've noticed today that there has been just a really, really sharp uptick in US listeners. We've actually had, I think somewhere in the region of a hundred and sixty seven in one day, which is insane. So to anybody from the US listening. Thank you, we love having you here. Anyway, my little skit just to get us going. Number One, I wanted my tow cohosts to make sure that they're they're fully ready to listen, that there is are open, and so we're just going to do a bit of a training session just to make sure that everybody's ready and in the podcast mood. And also this will this will inadvertently give all of you, US listeners, and a really great insight into UK confectionery. So what I'm going to do today? or Ash, do you think he's going to let me talk about dinner in a minute? Or I think you should just leave. Forget about the dinner thing. They think we're going to talk about sweets instead. Yeah's ruining our appetites. Trouble is I've had the dinner and my I will talk about the nurse. All rights, all rights, or it sorry's sweets. Okay, cool. So basically what I'm going to do is I have in front of me a large, a large pile of British confectionery and to anybody with Mesophonia, I wish to sincerely apologize in advance because you're not going to like this. I am going to open the sweets in front of the microphone. I'm then going to proceed to put one of the sweets into my mouth and you, guys, based on the wrapper sounds and the crunchy sounds, guess what the sweet is. Okay, okay, sure, a hundred person. I'm in. Okay, so we're going to go for round. One ready. Yes, this is the first one. I'm opening it now. God, that's awful. This is the worst thing I'd ever listened to. Okay, so here's there is the the bite. No, you can't. I'll do this on a podcast. Tom You're breathing into the MIC as well, which isn't right. That was crunchy, though, and I can tell you exactly what that is. It's a mold teaser, isn't it? You fucking nailed it. Wow, done. Yes, it was a fair trade multeaser. fucking impeccable behavior. Actually, well done. One point to you. One More teaser to you, actually, one multi, one UK mult easy to you, actually, baby. Okay, amazing. Second Way we are. Maybe I'm not so good at this game because because I've had dinner, you had the food. Do you want to talk? No, this one, this one is unwrapped. Okay, so I can't give you the rapper sound, but you're just going to get the crunch. Okay, Uh Huh, I hated it. Oh No, it's a it's a human bone. There's nothing else it can be. It's a bike chin old's arm bone. Tom, I think that one was a FEMER. No, it wasn't a FEMUR. Actually, it's still crunchy.

Is it a dime bar? No, no, let's not chocolate. So you have some variety. What crunchy sweets do we know? Is A wham. I just wanted to let you know that when I accidentally said sweets, it's just confectionery. That's what that's. That's what it is. Is it popcorn? Then all your close with popcorn. What the fuck else is close to pop pop corn? Sorry, just is it popped corn? Is it just cool Tom? Is it just called just to join a corn tree? That reminds me all an awful lot of the dinner I had. No, no, you're not allowed to talk about your dinner. It's at it was actually a it was a Caramel snackerjack, for anybody who was wondering. Well, I wouldn't, I guess. That because I'm not a fucking virgin. Okay, well, that's not a confectionary. Easy as a fucking virgin, he says, that's magic. That sounds like something of virgin would say. Actually, that's you know what you got me there. HMM, darn it foiled again. Okay, I've got another one for you. If you ready for it. This one is going to be Yucky. They will be done. This one's Gonnat be so much worse. Are you ready, chewy? I'm leaving the call. No, no, it's not a ready. Yeah, okay, this is the rapper sound. Did you hear that? Is that Jelly? Is that the little of a Jeno? No, no, you can't guess until I've actually consumed it, and I'm just to let you know guess what I want. You're not my bad. I'm gonna do the whole thing in one by the way, as well. As you ready. Yeah, okay, here we go. No, Tom Tom you can't do that for podcast. That's not that. You can't as at a fruit salad. No, it wasn't a fruit salad. Was a Black Jack? No, don't know. An audio crime? No, there was guzzling. Did you not hear the that gueses. He did, and I tried to block out the guesses. I took my head set off of that ill. Did you just enjoy a fat yogurt? You're so you're so close. You're so close. Don't did you have six frubs just now? Yes, yes, congratulations, looks you got one point. How could you say confectionary and then have a fucking frub and a fucking rice crack? How can I say Yoga and you say, Oh, you're so close. No, mate, that's what it is. Well, yeah, specifically it's a frub right, like. I'm sure the word Fru is like a hate speech thing, isn't it time? Is that the last one? Do you want it to be the last one? Son, it best. Yes, more than I want my next breath. MMM, I'M gonna do two more actually. Okay, so this is what it's been. It's been nine years since we started recording. Okay, this is the like. Okay, I do, I'll do this one. I'm wrapping it now. Yeah, this isn't like. This isn't going into the episode, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, Tom we get paid to do these now. We can't know. You can't. Okay, well, here's my it wasn't too I've unwrapped it, so I got to do this one and here's my chump, so I'm just do the whole thing. Okay, this is the worst thing I've ever listened to. I've never hated anything more than we get a time stamp for people to skip this. We're gonna have to. WHO WILL LOSE? Lose the entire audience. Otherwise, tarm, either that's a fucking gob stuff or you're really savoring it. Hey, the whole thing. If you're really save savoring it, then you're just a sadest really good. That wasn't a good joke, but the food was. Well, you think it was, hmm, a wham. Americans are wambars like new girt, I think. I think you'd call it new girt with you you did. Ye. Think is anything like new car? Is it? I don't know. What...

...is it new got? I think. I think what you did was you you said a thing that was American but in no way related to what whambar is. Yeah, kind of sweets called. Do they have Chery sweets in America? I've never been. Now gurt just the just now. Goot is like soft and squidgy. Yeah, it's Chuy, when I'm at it, because it's probably old and also probably not now gat, given the FAC given your definition, Tom, I don't know. And can I be really honest, Tom Tom, my friend Tom Tom, I've known longer than anybody Tom. Can I so honest with you? HMM, I don't know when I don't care. Cool, okay, anyway. Think you done it to us, Tom. You've done it to us and I don't like it's happened to me. I'm a you want him. Okay, I'm B calling the commers, but no, but you are welcome. I hope you enjoyed my snack time with Tommy segment. What was that last woman? Don't, don't call it a segment, because that implies it's going to come back. The last one. It was a nest, quick milk slice, young snack games for weeks. Pass thing, Tom. Okay, now I'm going to have a cheese. You're not. You're not going to have anything in the dust, Alex, what did you have for dinner? So, anyway, my dinner store. Here's my dinner story. Walking to my dinner story. I had a dinner before I came on the PODCAST and I've typically, I don't Mash my own potatoes, such as buy them ready to microwave, because that's what privilege is, Ladies and gentlemen, but today I mashed him for the rest, first time in ages and a snack microphone on. Jesus crap, you guys like taking my fucking in Halo. What the fuck is this? You? Okay, whatever, I shot, just wanted a bit. Wait, Oldne Hey, too many, much potatoes, that I guys. I ate too many of them. I ate too many and now I feel food drunk. That's fuck you, honest hearts heart, it's difficult to maintain this, you know. HMMMM, I just died inside. So, anyway, apart from Tom using this as an excuse to eat during the podcast, snacker Jacks, you are. That's the most middle class snack I've ever heard. Americans, Google snacker Jacks and tell me you're not disgusted. But anyway, how's everyone's weeks been? And we have? We all bust suitable amounts of Nay ash. It was going all right, it was doing just fine for a while, and then an event happened that fruin and spoiled it. And the event caused by my friend Thomas on our cold stock time with Tommy, which, okay, it's called snap time with Tommy. You can call it over you want, just make sure you call it somewhere far away for your fucking mic. Okay's okay, okay, now, I did enjoy it time. How's your week been, sweet boy? It's been really good. Actually started a new job this week and all of the obligatory awkwardness that comes with starting a new job has been all up and in my face and body and and you thought, well, I best passed this uncomfortableness on to my beloved friends. Actually, an hour, yes, yes, and so I did an audio crime for anybody then. Doesn't tell that, okay, okay, yeah, but you just talk God, yeah, yeah, fucking you fucked it, Tom once again you've ruined the podcast. Just do you think? Make just fucking do it you. I feel like child sat between fighting parents. I was just gonna say we, we all just basically had loads of audio issues. Just there for like a good tell your audio. So was that? We were listening to you fucking devour snacks. I broken, everybody's broke his microphone. That tried to throw itself out the window. HMM. Anyway, we're supposed to be a professional, famous podcast, and we right, right, I'm gonna I am prepared now to put all of what has happened...

...up to this point behind me, wipe the slate, move on, just have a nice time recording the podcast of my friend. Do it absolutely. Thank you. I'm going to do my segment now, friends, Cup, I'm going to do my segment now, comma, friends, proceed. So, guys, you know how Halloween is right around the corner. Yeah, how do I address my house up to make his spooky as possible? Just put Little Speak, Little Bluetooth speakers and every corner that, whenever you walk past them, they just play the sound of Tommyting a fucking snacker Jack. So they've got to be emotion sensing. A Bluetooth speakers, which don't exists. I bet they do. Of course they do. Tom Stay time one now, if I want now, I fin want to die the existence of technology. Else he's mad that I'm at I'm one. Now, find one now. What, Tom what do I do for work? What was my job? I don't know. PODCAST, socket boards. Yeah, circuit boards, Tom So, I work in Tronics. Mate. What you do is you find a circuit board. What Does Bluetooth speak? Grin, you find a circuit board. What figures out on stuff is moving? You get your hot glue gun all over the Circuit Board. Tom, if you got any squelchy snacks there? If you got any squelchy snacks, that we can thanks for it's just it's hunch of through melding together. I think he's audio hell, Tomas, I'm good. No, no, that, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Why? I just wanted that smessa Jack A, any knows, violently, violently painful. Right. So you know how in the last episode? HMM, you guys were like the talking over me. I being real dicks. That's your payback. Is it over? Can we move past this? Yeah, friends. HMM, okay, there's a there's a spider on my desk. So, Alex, before we can decorate your house as speaky as possible, we have to decide what spooky is, because you can't like, MMM, I'm terrified in moths, but if you put some moths outside your house, people are going to notice, are they? I would they. So what's what's good? Going slightly abstract, I know people that are scared of authority? Yeah, but you can't have the police outside your house for that long. Your Nables are worry about you. No, maybe you could have my dad. Yeah, just get, just get a dad outside. Just just get the Dad's on my lawn. These are my lawn decorations. It's every child within thirty miles is dad creations. No, you could dad creations. I just heard that. That was fucking terrible. You so you couldn't have dad outside because you'd have to pay them. This the other scary thing. I know you don't know what I know. You're try payment. You're trying to you're trying to Segue to a new comedy bit here, but of course you don't. That's don't need money. They just in occasion to hang out with other DADS. Have a barbecue. Yeah, October Barbecue. There's nothing better than standing around with other dads. I saw this on the Internet one time, on the Internet Web, where as a dad, the strongest power player you can do is to ask another dad who you know doesn't own a talk wrench, if you can borrow their talk wrench. All that's all come for events just like that, occasions where they can out down how it had advertise the other lympics in your front garden. Is there anything SPOOK here? It's pretty who can flip the best grill? Flip the best grilled the hold the Best Burger? Do it? Do a grilled kick flips, Dad, do it now, man, flip and already turned on gas operated grill. But if performs successfully, wow, wow, it's a site to behold. It only takes one, only one needs to be able to do it being frightening and you start having skateboarder kids turning up and asking for lessons. This is pretty imagine if you walk past my house it's Halloween. You going trick or treating, trying to...

...get some Yummy, delicious snacks. Thomas, don't you fucking dare. I've reached and Tony Hawk is dood on my lawn. Then what then? What scared into submission? Okay, so should we go more the classic route, though, of horror and spooks and frights? No, you could get like Tony Hawk, dressed up as a scaling night. There you go in a skeleton Onezie Callington but instead of doing kickflips, what he does just leans over and goes whoo the future. WHO The hawkster? Because he because he's Tony. I'm I'm Tony on the hawkster. Nice to be you. I'm Anthony. It's me, Anthony Bird of prey. To Me Anthony Crow, Teddy Hawks less impressive scooter riding brother. Oh God, yeah, well, well, what was the same, but I've lost in Tony Hawk's eyes. It's so easy. He's Day, though. It's Tony Hawk, is Tony Hawks Ament. All Right, okay, I think we could get about the boxer. He did the nine hundred. He did a nine hundred rotation on a board and then some nine year old did a ten eighty and it's like, imagine your whole life is. Yeah, I did the nine hundred first. I was the first ever, and then some nine year old ten a's I's video of Tony Hawk doing a hundred and then the kid doing one thousand and eighty and I watched it in k. So funny. Just like stole my bit because I just said about the kid doing a TV fla. I was being patient. No, Tom I've had it. I've had a fucking not for you. I was being polite and kind of waiting for us to finish this segment for uspoke all over him, you little you little host, you with no this is a weird energy. This is a weird energy. I thought I would do I thought I would do a your funny so infectionary based comedy section. You hated it and that's so tad. Dad, stop fighting. And if we put me in Tom on the lawn, that would be pretty spooky if you wanted to get ash with a yeah, if I'm the only trick or tree, and the standards are pretty fucking low, because you could just have a moth and the idea of owning a house. You could just have a moth set on a sold all right around the corner. Just pass out in fear. We could call it trigger treating. Okay, okay, at best. Thank you. That was a medium. Comment is that was not a well done. It was a medium. Are You could do dad jokes. You could do steak jokes. Are I've lost it. What was it? You just tell us what that might sound like the now. You just haven't do dads to outside. Wright's obviously like the your authority figure. And then, if your fear, what might he say? He might he might say a joke. Be Steak jokes are a medium rarely well done. All right, fuck cool top. Yeah, Tom Me fucking bare knock that one out the part. It's baseball kid. He's absolutely nail, just dead to rights. You did that. I've been mcdoff a tree. He's fuck, he's done it. I will go to my room. Actually. Yeah, okay, you know what, Dade, I'm really sorry for disrespecting you and mom. I'm I'm going to work on myself. That's that's an issue. o The lawn now. Oh well, I'm going to tidy my room and my sister's room. I will go. I will go wash the car. Please don't give me pocket money this week. I don't I don't deserve I'm not allowed to go to the arcade. Dad, I'm Grekay at. What's sorry, I'm grounded. Oh, okay, cool, no, yeah, because, because kids and but how can we actually make your house scary? Because I was thinking, like your house sinking will be pretty scary. So you could, like, I don't know, try and make that happen. Now I feel like we're back to trigger treating now, because you've got water phobias. After your house got full to the brim of it the Pooh, but just the Pooh. Yeah, it's got filled. It's got filled with Winnie the pants as a selection of small bears. I wish it were that. If we had hypothetically, then, if we imagine this,...

...it is Spook spook time, spook time day, and it's time to do spooking on the day that it's for that and and there's a competition for the Spooky is house and I've entered it. Hum I. Welcome to my house. This is the spookiest one. You just wait and see. HMM. And as you approach you see a big sign over the top that just says trigger treating and there's a force. There's a sold board outside with the moths out on it, and ashes isn't going to like that one. I'm already breaking down fear. I heard of Dad's doing something else. Lock. I think it's a flock of DAD's. Flock of that. Sorry, right, a flock of Dad. No, it's a boulding. It's a balding of a bolding of DAD's. Yeah, Tony Hawk is there and he is critiquing grill flipping, grick flipping, like a kick, but with a grill that so grick clip. Yes, a crick flip pit flipping. Is that that? No, you didn't think so. Sort of for again, I would say that one was medium rare in terms of humor. Yeah, but the house is full to the brim of water because upset Tom Yeah, I'm parked on the drive. There's a beautiful red walks on signey or estate to diesel that's been put the doors are locked and the keys earth and the keys are missing. But it's been it's been crashed bog back together and I've already spent all the money I've got on it and then I'm stuck with it. That's yeah, and that's the scariest thing. scariest towers out of the head of all spiders. We could do like spiders or something, could we zombies, Zombie spiders, Zombie spiders with wider ASMALIES, for Tony Hawk is still there and he's kick flipping a Zombie Spider. It's legs going to ride four boards. Oh, that's the worst he's doing. He's doing switch Gnollie Dick flips on fucking spider Zombie monkeys. Okay, and then what he does is he does a hand plan Alex on your wife's head. No, and he say no, come on, that's my that's my wife. That and he looks at you, wife, yeah, and then he looks at you with his Hawk eyes, and not their superhero but his hawkster eyes. He looks and he says Marvels Hawkeye, with Marvels Hawkeye coming this Christmas to Disney plus, and he says to you, you I'm your daddy now, and then he grounds you. I wouldn't like any of these things. That's spoop. That boctacular, and I'd win the prize for spookiest house because, on the basis of that, it's still September. That's what you do. You just change the judge's calendar. Nobody bothered, apart from this one guy. There you go. You've got one half half stapled together plastic skeleton just strapped to the front of your garden and you win Skellington, sorry, skellingtone, Scaling Mon yeah, sorry, Bone Boys. Don't Scalburn skalokloks called planks. That's not don't know. Don't you get them just here like scampering? Give Im HMM, but worst episode you've ever had. It's gonna get so many complaints that we're going to blow up, not like online, we're active going to explode. It's gonna be a price. I'm done to US till somebody's going to do a heist on my microphone and make it explode with endless amounts of Pooh. Of all the things that were ruined in that flood, rage TV, your Psfour, all of your comic books and everything, and somehow the microphone stayed. It did it what it went on to commit such Haines's crimes. It's payback, it's it's some I don't know who fucking is or what. HMM, it's a thing, certainly in this life. All the neck. It definitely does. It try. Definitely is in a London street this evening...

...as all of its underwater, and it is Tom's microphone, also the streets piers. I regards me news reader. It's me local newsboy. Listen that, so on on, such forth and an out all it is my spooky segment. Has it's run out of steam, hasn't it? Now? I think it's still loads left of it. Alex could just give it a shake and see what comes out. Shoo Choo, motherfucker. That's let's let's just very people in the front garden and then when they walk past and they see the gravestones and they're compelled to pay their respects, you know, tip a little bit of beer out. Then you the people that are buried but are alive have to unbury themselves in scared, spooky give some time. We bury people and they do the beer thing, they do the whole beer thing, and then the police come and they dig up the graves and then I'm arrested in front of all of my neighbors because they are corpses and I murdered them for Halloween. That a press scary. That speech got you there. I'd be pretty Friday at the serial killer next door. Do you hear about that guy that just did the murder? Then murders? Man, it was fucking scary right on Halloween as well. Twenty third of September, Halloween, spookies, time of year, Whoo, the most superstitious day in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty One, the the twenty three of Septemers and seven years, and henceforth I announced that this day will be forever known as the thick thropisode majorities, Halloween. I love that. To celebrate what? We're going to replace actual Halloween with Second Christmas, Christmas the sequels. Yes, Christmas to electric Boogaloo. Yeah, Christmas to the Christmasing to Christmas too, furious. Last episode we invented a religion. So, yeah, I think we're allowed to Christmass to duds. It's chrodmoth. Yeah, CRO Crowdon, double Jesus, Double Dun and Tony Hawks. They're doing rad nine hundred Dick flips. Okay, it's okay. Twice is holy, twice as holy, twice as now. I got it. Okay, try to get me go to church. They finally got me with fucking kick flips. Should we do the smutty segment between segments now? Yeah, yes, please, Thomas, take us away from the spooky, Spooky House. Let's go. Hey, and welcome to our regular segment between segments. Burn what the Freak Shinary Stanky? Yeah, so I've got some some daty and dictionary entries, and the plan is is we're gonna read the title and try and figure out what the definition is. That sound good? Sure, okay. What would you do if you both just said no, though? I've decided I'm not speaking to Tom Anymore. He's upset me this episode. You know you don't want to play my fun game, my fund second between second game, tell tell him that I'll play, but on my turn Tom he's gonna play, but I'm going to be his voice and I'm going to do both side of the jokes. I hope that's okay with you. He's as I like. I'm actively want to take my heads off, but I can't. Okay. So the oven, what the fractionary for today is soft top, so like what you'd get on a car, but I'd imagine with bodies somehow. I don't know how, but I've no, don't worry, I've got it. You know how when ladies get aroused, the breasts become erect, like you know how the whole, the whole fun, the whole breast sticks up into the breast holes, I say, and when, when they're unhorny, the the...

...breast becomes a soft top. HMM, okay, I'd like washing down all of that. Okay, that Bile, all of that discuss. Yeah, the horrible sound. You just washing them down and give me a little rints, just getting all out of just read job of my mouth out. Absolutely I think it's something to do. You so in like American rapping. If you if you were to say that somebody was giving you felacio. If you if you're a penis, have a and somebody's giving you fellatio. A rapper might call that sloppy toppy or brain or something that's like brain, headtop, something like that. Yeah, so I think soft top, or maybe soft topping, is like a really romantic, sucky sucking blow time. There is, if you ask me. I'd like to offer you, guys know what like a power bottom is, don't you? Come on now, no, define it for me. I've heard it, okay, for Melia. So obviously bottoms and tops, submissives and Doumb okay, so forth. Henceforth, I think a soft top is somebody who is dominant but also kind, which is actually my kink. Ground me, punch me in the face and then tell me you love me. Who Woo? Okay, should we find out? Absolutely please. So, just to just to reiterate, Alex thinks it's sloppy boobies. I think it's a romantic blowy and you think it's something to do. Is Nice, kind, dominant people. To clarify your clarification, I don't think it's sloppy boobies. I think it's flaccid boobies. Perfect. Okay, to clarify your clarification of my clarification. Sorry, can you just clarify? Yeah, so by what? By what I clarified when I was clarifying the clarification. If I was a baker I'd say something about butter here, because you could do that with butter, I'm sure. But the West thing is he's not wrong. So anyway, a soft a soft top. A soft top is an individual who is dominant with in sexual preferences, but soft and gentle when it comes to the nurturing another person or significant right. I want to fucking point out that every time I get something right, it's something sexual. I'm not a Devian, all right, know, hmm. Actually, I mean the statistics speak for themselves. You get them, all right. It's a scooch. I think. I love the words scooched, by the way. Just a Scooch? Is that because it sounds like the naughty word? No, it's just a cute word in it. Okay, all right, don't let my sexual deviency for you. I'm actually very soft. It does sound like Gooch, though, doesn't it? It does sound like goode. Yeah, it's nice that it's adulations you said it. Thanks. I'M gonna host. I'm going to rip away hosting privileges from my to beloved friends and I want to take over and I want to talk about alignment charts. You know, they're like chaotic good, Kartic, neutral, Kotter, evil, neutral, lawful, good, lawful and then evil, lawful and then chaotic keyballs on. What's up off? So how Tom has been chaotic evil all episode. Yeah, Tom is always chaotic key ash. You know how we are like the best podcast in Lithuania. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I speak English fluently as almost a first language. I didn't really understand a fucking word you said. I want to just reclarify what we're talking about. Your failure to understand it's not everybody else is fairly to understand. So, yeah, there's a linement charts in DD that basically dictate kind of your characters behavior. So like the big evil nasty man at the end the Tom of this situation, the evil person that's going around doing all the killings and mergering all of the innocent people, that would be chaotic evil. That is evil for the sake of evil, just to do a chaos hum...

...lawful, lawful good? Is that the opposite side of that? Yeah, so Alex would be lawful good because he's trying to prevent Tom from destroying the universe through the power of eating into a microphone. Yeah, and I've control because I'm the sad child stuck in between of it. Right. Okay, as much as that's interesting, I want to find out what animals are what alignments, and I'll give you the first example. Geese, a good, Chaosic, neutral. Sure, who is chaotic? NEUTRA in my opinions, out time, because they just funshut up for the sake of fucking shut just make a racket. Yet they're not bad. But they say honk, they say honkn they say it so much and so lowd chaotic homa. Goose impression. Do your best a goose impression. Du Gone do one right now. Me Or Alex, or both of you are going to do one. Thanks, frediting that in time. Really appreciate that. Alex is a dead goose. That's his impressure. Yes, he's a sleeping goose. That was good. Good. You know he is of Lauren. Goose is in so I could beat this has geese. Yeah, no, goose's we don't use real words and this fucking podcast. Guys. Okay, any Americans listening, the English for multiple gooses is goose's. Why would the Americans not know that? Because they don't say he can speaking Americas, because that was for comedy purposes. Guys, I'm not that fair. No, to be fair. I've got a cousin in America and he was trying to organize like a get the family all on a zoom call, like we're in the middle of the pandemic. Law Idiot, trying to get everybody together, and he was like, we can do you not this weekend coming, not the weekend after that, but the weekend after that. She cuse just not know about Fort Nights. There's a whole word. You can summarize it the old you can just say two weeks from now. Yeah, like you don't have to know. not this one, not the next one. Imagine if you've done it in days, not this period of Monday user it does it ruther. That is so they not the money to the run is at ether nay after that, but the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday. I missed out some days. They're still more efficient than the way that that guy did it or just like the quickest way would just be to say, shall we do it on the eighth of October? Fuck, Tom's really just out here running conversation shoul he's just like you know what? I got this. Yeah, pulls on his I could do it. I do English sometime. So, yeah, we're back to the fucking I hate you guys. Oh wait, I'm getting snacky. No, you're not. No, okay, I do. I won't do it. I mean, it's okay, it's terrible. Right. So I think where the Fox us? You'd better edit it out, because it's just bad listening. It truly is not even as an exact she I would turn over as if you want, we can just leave this call and we can just do a podcast to start a second one. No, and, oh no, please don't let drink. Weasels fit onto our alignment chart, because a weasels just a long squirrel. That's a bit more predatory. I was gonna but weasels, but that does it. That's a long squirrel. That's a bit more predatory. In it a weasel. I love a squirrel. Tell me about their natural habitat went to they hibernate. Weasels I don't know if they hibernate or not, but I will tell you is that when you caught with you, when you hear somebody call somebody a weasel. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Have you ever seen a Weazel Hunt? After this, I will send you both the video of a weasel taking down a rabbit. It's Tommy here in the editing bay. Ashley never sent that video. He's a big liar and can't be trusted. The rabbits like six times the size of the weasel. Weasels don't give a fuck. It's a funny word. Yeah, you little weasel, and it's like what I can take down something six times bigger than me push find out. It's just nice hearing my friend actually say in the word weasel over are good. You know why? I think? I like it because it sounds close to Willie and that's a funny word to weasel. When they which bit, when he weasel...

...which bits, I think is a Willie Weazel. Several Times it's got a W in it. FOCK's say it's enough, Tom Hey, Tom Yeah, that's not your okay for it to sound but like you can't know. You can't just say things Tom. Well, that's why your Bross, because that's all. That's all. Language is just things, what you say. Words mean things. Okay. Well, if Tom says, they don't tell. That is also one of the key aspects of language. It is really just what the most people say. There are two opinions in this room, Tom's and the wrong one. Imagine me actually listening to anything that two of you've been saying. That be could wouldn't it? I'm gonna kiss you on the face. So No, weasels. Weasels, I think, kind of neutral evil because they just eat rabbits all the time and like fuck shit up all the time. Dogs, Oh, lawful good, you know, no dogs ever been evil. Actually, I'd like to huge. Dogs don't understand what evil is. All they know is love, eating and shitting outdoors. That's that's all the dog needs. Alex, you've seen a dog shit out a door? Shit, I'm lost. Shit outdoors, a door, Oh, shit out to Huh? Okay, I thought you were saying that a dog and put done do Keid out a whole front door to Oh, to shit outdoors. That's just what they do. Is it was a cat flap and I haven't seen Winston Sin Right. So dogs, we think lawful good. I actually greements. I think like it. Sorry. So there's there's lawful good, neutral good, chaotic neutral good. I think they're neutral good personally, little companions, just little home boys, because I think that they caut they can be a bit reckless, they're also beautiful, loving companions and so like. They don't really do anything bad to be bad or anything good to be good. They just are good and sometimes do weird things. Well, do you have to think about intent at any point? Does a dog ever think I'm going, I'm I a dog him now going to be chaotic, or does the dog just think I'm going to chase joy right now, and chasing joy is running round a hundred miles an hour in the laugh? This is why Alex has always been described as a labrador of a person. Yeah, it's on to the next fun thing. I used to I used to have a dog called woody. He was what he was, beautiful dog. He was a labrador. We bought him as a pure bread, but we think he might have had some whip it in him. He definitely wasn't. We bought him as a pure bread, but it turns out he was whole meal, he was whole dog and he was the most dopiest, most stupid, idiotic loving dog that has ever been, and that he was. Alex just didn't just as a dog, it was what it was. They must lease of officers currently listen to this podcast. You've got to tell me now the wise it's entrapment, and also take off your headphones for a second. One time. Okay, I did a marijuana all right, allegedly, and ll know I did one and I got so upset, but there's no point. I might ever going to be a labrador my whole days be an upset about that. That was it. Having allegedly seen Alex allegedly try my one, I can vouch. You just get frightened. Sweet, sweet boy, you're not built for drugs. Just just to clarify, it's just for posterity sake. You both did it in Amsterdam, all in an American state that it's legal. Right now, this wasn't straight up give by address. This was in stavings driving at the time. I was on the right side of the road, I was on both. I can't know. I was in a ditch laughing right dogs, chaotic, good or lawful? Good, good,...

...good, all the way. Good by, good boy, good boy, just good boy. It's really awkward because the Chart I sent the group chat to give us both, all of us, an idea of what this was under chaotic good. It just says fuck buddy. I wouldn't use the describe any dog that I've ever had, and my dog said he was not that. Jolie's quite sounds dog, yeah, but not not in a way that would make me want to not to make too fine a point of it, but you know, horses for courses. They wouldn't. Wouldn't make your breasts erect. No, no, you would have sloppy Tup if that was the case. MMM, I definitely know. I'm just not going to say anything about submission or really to do with you. Probably should. He's like my son. Guys, why are we talking about this? He's like my son. But okay, to Harry cats, okay, he's your hair. Okay, you're gonna fuck a cat or okay, yes, that's I don't I to be honest with you. It will got a bit muddled there and I was listened to Alex Laugh at my humor, my joke. Cats. Sorry, did you say yes, cats? How to Keevil. Where do we cats? It can't keevil make sense. My cat bought a dead bird in earlier, put it down in front of me and then we I realize it wasn't dead. Oh, nice, cool. Did you see mine? My cat, hank it, isn't very good at hunting, so she doesn't really do any redempture of any sort, but she's really good at getting butterflies. That's perfect for me. We should swap animals. I'm panic attack on my moths and butterflies are under chaotic even and you can't fucking tell me I don't know. Butterflies are pretty moth. Listen, a butterfly is a musin drag, and I'm sick of here. Actually, a butterfly is a flying caterpillar or something like that. Isn't it a delicious flying cap? And I just ask Hank as, Hank I just I fucking hate them. Okay, fair enough. I think cats are either chaotic neutral R actually think they're evil, but I think I kind of could agree with that. Like they just fucked you up for the sake of fuck it. It's not like to be evil, it's just because that's what they do. They think they're in charge, I think, and so really they just do whatever they please without any thoughts that I've owners, do they? They've got staff. Yes, exactly. That's a that's a good analogy. I stole that from a sign on an old ladies fridge. I'm not sorry. I'm sure Marine won't mind. What was I doing in the Old Ladies Fridge? Waiting to jump out the house? Mourn? fucking terrible, is it? I don't even know. I try. Okay, last animal, I think. Where do we think sheep fit? Because we've all had different experience as we sheep and everyone's like, oh look, it's a field full of lambs. We're not counting lambs, we're only talking about adult sheet. I can't think of a more neutral animal. Yeah, I disagree. They chase you around that you haven't been chased by sheep. That might have been a right if actually, if you walked it right. Ass You and want that? If your mates are just hanging out, do you say city of my maze, hanging out? To assume I HAVE THIRTY MATES? You and thirty mates are hanging out at your house and sheet walks in, what you're gonna do? You gonna Chase it. You're going to try and get it out. You were in their house, and then we'll. Excuse me, Ashley, fuck a cool mate. Excuse me, PAL, I'll jo gone, chap yew jog. Oh, my city funks you out of my loud you cheeky little Naba. You she your living room, you unfluffy bastard. Get Out of my Freakin Conservatory. How much week you fight? I actually just heard that as I was speaking. Ashley, well done, that was a ghost at the sheer audacity. Wonderful, like that wonderful comedy from you. That one was a well done comedy. Steak Shit. Yeah, because, yeah, you know. No, don't explit, no, buddy, no, but yeah, you better than just not. Evidently not. Actually. So, yeah, have we...

...upset Tom this week? What's happening? It tops birthday or something? Yeah, it's worse that. You guys think it's low birthday. I know it, as doesn't know when mine is either. I know when Tom doesn't know when Alex is. Alex doesn't know anything. Big Dumb Idiot, big fucking done. Don't o brain fucking Drongo to Tommy's angry Alex. whence Tom's birthday? The fifth of December. It's not. That is it. Is it is? Yeah, I know it is. I think. What else is when's mine? Sixth August? You're wrong. It's August and you know that day is August. I hated that. You Got Tom Straight away and you're at you are off a day by my Mu's the fifth of August. You. Yeah, but what was your is your birthday and was it your user name on the Playstation Network for ten years? Did I look at it every fucking day? No, which is why I'm so flattered that you got the sixth of August. That's my segment, by the way. Somebody take it off me. I think it's tight. Can you guys hear the sound of a rumbling on the tracks? Wait, hold on, let me put my head on it. Don't you fucking on the track? I love that. That's something that people do, is find out if a trains coming, but like that's the worst thing to do, to find every trains coming. It's vibrating my skull for sure, so I think it is coming. Shall we get ready to hop on? Why not? Actual if you got anything to crunch, to do revenge to toll, I have some EMINEM touffee ones. Why did it just sound like your your teeth just drop that. Fiddling with that. I really had to go for that sing around my mouth teeth not find. You know, when somebody throws something to you, it to you and you like you fumble it and everything. It sounds like you fundled it with your mouth. You are like your mom and just like your dog a treat and he catches it. was like Wangle it round a bit before he could swallow. Yes, I do know that. Try to catch your bowling ball with a pair of tweezers. That wasn't earn. Yeah, like that. Okay. Well, we're on the train now, guys, has week sponsor? We don't have a sponsor today, but I did just want to remind everybody because of the absolute calamity that was last week's money train, the giveaway is still going on. Please check the description of this podcast and also check out twitter, okay, and you will find all the details there. We're giving away a hat and a t shirt. You want to check those and you'll find out the details of how to enter. And also, don't forget, if you leave a review on Itunes, apple podcast somewhere like that and let's know about it, as will read it no matter what it says, and I when I say read it, I mean I'll commit to it, like I'll fucking I'll do voices if you if you write parts, like if you do like a ash says, Alex says. I'll do both, but I'll do Alex's voice and I'll do come voice the end, reprimanding me, and then I'll leat a snackerjack. Yes, cool, and you can pup the tear. Actually like that. You you can literally, you can be my soft m you can put your hand up Ashley's Butt and then make your hand go all the way to his mouth and control he's. Your rubbish teeth are don't know how to eat. You can flat. The last agains is how right you are about my shit, rubbish teeth, because they are fucking a bears more. I know the Cliche of Brittay people with bad teach. No, don't put yourself down, may I. They're not. They're not at all. You need to sing ways good and be like Ye, it looks like the top of a castle. Look like someone who's got a...

...dental models. Don't worry, mate, because my teeth, I I because of my teeth, I look like a less hairy like bugs, bunny or like his brother or something like that. You've got like handsome American teeth. You've got like do TV star tea. You're putting yourself down for a real nice set teeth. I've seen Alex's teeth. It look like a Di quity of braces on. I did, and I had the blue bands as well, so it was really fucking obvious. Alex, you've I've always thought that you've got curiously small teeth, very little. You a real little CHUMPI's. I've got a cutiously small nose, accutiously small ear and curiously small teeth. A barren yeah, I wonder what that says for what's south of the border, if you know what I'm saying. Having having compared penises with Alex several times, I can say that they're pretty much the same. It's pretty much the same size as mine on the yeah, so too curiously small penises, are abysmally small penises. But you see, but that's the thing. Small relative to what? Because if you're comparing it to mine, then you guys have got fucking chopper Rooney's. But me now with my confirmed that you've got a hefty todger. So damn he would call, I think, the wed they were a bat hog, a juicy meat stick. Let's stop talk about money, trainer. We being sponsored by our own penises. Yes, exactly, you guys. Thank you for sponsored by our gentles by eleven inches total. Divide it up as you see fit. Ignore episode, ignore podcast title. dividers you see fit. Yes, I'M A, I'm A. I'm just going to host. Now do what you want to. I I spend my commute to my new office over the last couple of days and deeply entrenched in a twitter account called Uber facts. Don't know if you guys ever heard of it, but yeah, yeah, no, I lived in two thousand and seven. Yeah, cool as seeing. I hadn't heard of it because I'm not cool enough to dead in two thousand and seven. Yes, he died. Than we turned them on. People probably wish I was dead. Okay. So anyway, yeah, it's a twitter account that I must have followed back when I got twitter in like two thousand and eleven. But anyway, they just got loads of facts and I thought some of them were just fucking hilarious, to hilarious in fact, so not share with you? So I thought we would just have a chat about some facts. We might learn something, we might have a laugh, we might become closer as friends. I hope so. Tom We have reparations to me. Yeah, okay, all right. And my first factor is that in Israel the movie cloudy with a chance of meat balls was a translated to its raining for lawful. I was just about to say something like cloudy with a chance of for lawful, because that's the only food I could think of. Well, I mean good stereotyping, but I guess it actually wasn't and it was just an apt guess. disclaimer. The yeah, the majority is not an anti for lawful podcast. We are not. Have you guys ever actually had for lawful? It's lovely, it's delish. have is that the one that's made out of Chippe's? Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely delightful. That's that's very thick hummus. Basically, she dummy, thick, Chewy Hummus. So chummus, Hummus kind of come for the big Chomus' for the Chunky, Chewy Chummus. No, want, yeah, do you want your Hummus to be chewey? That's what foll offul is. Yeah, it's just chewy chimle. I don't like. I don't like the phrase Chewy Hummus because that sounds like an over what the frictionary it does actually just sor they glue me my place a bit of Chewy Hummus. Oh what would you to do? And to enter it is...

...get a glass and to go to the bathroom. Make a submission, make us submission, get yourself an urban dictionary account and make that be a definition. I'm not going to do that, okay, because then we could have got it on mugs or something for the office. What the show? So No, no, the fun. Yeah, Oh, Oh, yeah, Michael Scott with a fucking urban dictionary mug. Good Banter. I watched the British one first, just to Claire, the worst cell one, then the bad one. Have my friends Jim and Pamela and how they fall in love. Yes, I think I've cried a lot of episodes of that program which is something. I'm fine to admit that anyway. Okay, sacked can which known, which just have a minute think about the office, just as sad it will know. I need I liked it when Jim broke up with that girl that he liked moved for and then he went back and he has all those. By the way, he asked if if pan wants to go on a date, and she's smile a little big and yeah, I like that. Feel really well, really yeah, it's good. I like it when Jim Killed An eight Michael Scott, I like it. I like call like the one where the TV crew go into the bathroom and look over the stall. It's just Stanley Hudson, jacket is Jack is white, just absolutely beating his hog the fuck up. You just gotta have a workwank every now and then. All right, don't know my meat, knowing that somebody I don't know all care about it's three meters away. I think it's only acceptable to have a workwank if you are in the movie The wolf of all street. Otherwise know the wank of Wall Street. Thank of all street. Absolutely no. Hang on, is that highstressed environable about if you work in a call certh the Tom that's you know. I wanted too long as you leave your desk, I assume it's fine. That's why I've got a standard desk. Oh No, no one can see. It's healthy and better for me and also split sounds like a fruit. But next fact. Oh, in Italy it's illegal to build a house that doesn't have a bid. Day. Oh, tweet this earlier. Have I seen this on twitter today? Maybe I might have actually done a number facts on twitter. If so, if so, can you just grow the fuck out. And you know what I like? I really like that Italians have such a legal focus on clean bungs. I've never done it, but I as. I want it with the flavoring. Sorry, nothing, no, so, no, go again. I miss that too, or at least I. Yeah, I can't say that again. It sounded really, really dirty. Gone tollsn't great. We have a? Yes, can we have a an action replay? Now, listen, when I ask, I want it with the flavoring. Wow, a Scott, believe you said that. Horrible, Damn Jucky is dirty, dirtylo with two te's. And No, you are so dutt. Why, dutty boy, Dutt, why? You Ain't got no alibi, you dutty, you smutty, you bitch, bitch, you smutty Tom. You had a bad day in your childhood home and I did a Piss in it. We Are we've all done that, because can you repeat that Tom, can you got an action replay on what I just said for Ash please? Yeah, let me wind it back, Tom you had a bad day in your childhood home and I did a Piss in it. What did you thinksh that was all right, that was yeah, that was both serviceable and fine. That...

...was very anim couple thing that, hey, alex, that occurred in your life, but you relate. Yep, I hit my e is just right and made me say, yeah, okay, media satisfaction. A podcast by Ashley Tom and I give we think Tony, Tony Hawks stands with both arms outstretched. One is a thumbs up, the other it's not a thumbs down, but it's thumbs just tucked inside of his hand. Now he's doing themselves, doing that dad thing that you do, you know, when you're like our how's your day going? You just kind of hold your hand for level of and you miss waggle it about mixed reviews, just flay all palm flat, Flail Day. Yeah, okay, you know, I just want another fact. I do. Oh, okay, so the next one. North Korean citizens are told that Kim Jong UN can speak to dolphins and control in this is in quotation marks. The nature, the nature of what just the himself. He can control his own nature that much. I for one. If the fridge is open, I'm going in the fridge. I wish I could change that about my nature, but the fridge is out. I think it's much more holistic. It's the nature, the nature that surroundry. Yeah, he can control that Shit, but he's nations starving. If you can control the nature, surely they wouldn't be. But that's the point, though. The feeder, who's green nation. He wants some kind of Marxist thing. I guess he's controlling the nature, but he's doing it to be mean. Yeah, I think he would be chaotic, evil ash for your segment. Let's go back to ash the second. Now I think, I I think, actually, I think, that Kim Jong Euton, in terms of his alignment, would be fat, dumb idiot bastard. Can Get me, I'll tell you where I live. Kim Jung Tom, he's never gonna be just had the most successful anyway. We're all very much taller than him, and I've heard that's a crime. So MMM MMM. The average American will eat around thirty five at thousand cookies in their lifetime. HMM, it's a lot. What's that in tongues? I've thousand cookies. What we say in a cookie? Ways, boys, what's the average weight of a cookie? That is a good question. Does the average American? Yeah, were average in there, as she wouldn't. You wouldn't want like large or small cookies throwing off this nat. So the average cookie ways twelve point nine grams. What was the amount? Twelve point nine grams, multiplied by thirty five thousand point nine times three five, zero, zero, three, zero, thirty five thousand. Yeah, yeah, so that's four hundred and fifty one thousand, five hundred grams of cookies. What is that? So, what is it? Four hundred four thousand, four hundred and fifty one thousand, five hundred grams. And Fuck now, couple of kilos. In a couple of kilos, I could smash a couple of fucking kilos. New Port A is it's half a ton, basically, half a ton of cookies. Wow, a ton of cookie. They do Count Santa clause in that, and he does take the average up by about quarter of a ton. Oh, I see, because he is a Red American. Yeah, famously. Well, you why? Santa Claus Man. He's half a time to motorcycles worth of cookies. Okay, about seventy car tis cycles or seventy car tires? Either way, you're getting. Anybody else have a frame of reference what half done is? Yeah, I do. Hang on, chill, I wish the Horse Way. I'm a horse ways about half the time. Choice. Yeah, just just ask Google what fucking half a ton is in heath and then see what it says. How many he'ses in half a turn? Yes,...

...right, so the average adult horse ways. But this is ridiculous. Between three hundred eighty to a thousand kilogram. That's a fucking big, big disparity between those disparity. So, like were cars, there's a way of full time. It's a girl faces bigger than your micro. I find that really endearing. But hang on, no way. If I'm sat in it, then we might be all right. MMM, give it. If you're there, Alex. yes, seeing next fact, seventeen percent of airport owners where than whilst having sex. No, m you know how mad my partner would be if I put headphones on during I just listen to nickelback from the other from the other side of the apple fence. But at least one sums of Galaxy, but pro owner has done. Alex was listening that Harry Shot. I'm just just thinking of Steve. I've just always got them in, hmm, always come in. So think what's the worst thing to listen to? Do you think? WHILST HAVING INTERCOURSE? I think you could listen to like some real spooky shit, like I'd want the doctor who theme tune and m MMM, that was good. Thanks. Hours. Yeah, great job, guys, comedy. Think listening to white noise would make you come quicker? Or would me? I just love the idea of it. Well, do you know what Alex speaking of that, did you know that consuming caffeine will caffeinate your seamen? Oh No, baby, I can't. I'm feeling tired. Don't worry, love, I've had seven cups today. Your jobs around this all, sweetheart. Don't have that coffee. I don't want to late one tonight. I like that because that implies that only did they not want a coffee, but later on, big suck big don't want to coffee, but also they do want to do the Sun. Yes, okay, potatoes were used as weapons in World War Two and there is no more context to that. So I want to know how. There's a fanning joke to make here, but I'm not going to. MMM Right, okay, right, there's some in potatoes. What is it? It's starch. You do a start, you can make that that Goop, you know, the one that where you move it it's rock solide. If just like run off you hands, it's like water. There are start people constant. How does how? How does that impact a war? Do you think that was the worst food it was? Actually you pour it, you pour it into the Gullie works of a gun and then when they churn you a bullet out of it. It's like rock solid, but it pulls in just fun interesting ways to stop play. Do you think that in World War Two they used Flintlock Rifles? When was that time you saw a life a loaded through the barrel? Please tell me if you're loading it full of full up of Allie's good gun goo. To load it like that, I said the bullets can't get out. You load it the conventional way, but then the bullets can't get out because it's just hitting an into warfare thing in the complete wrong way. What they actually use them for was the yeah, those little stamps you make when you're a kid, really demotivational posts for the enemy. Right, okay, just but our SPUD gun. I should have guys, we've moved on, but I should have said spud gun a minute. A Gos fun where wouldn't it Fuck Geotato? Anyway, a pig's orgasm can last as long as ninety minutes. Shouldn't call me that. Twenty minutes of Cummies, it's cool. Right, that's a lot. That's a lot of curbing. Imagine you're a past that mail pig. I got a deal with. Ninety minutes of Moaning. I wonder whether it's both. And it wouldn't be moaning. It would be like oin king, wouldn't it? Just points of ecstasy. Yeah, gleeful. Want to fucking hear the phrase oints in extacy ever again. That is...

...the worst sentence I've ever heard of. And to wrap up my wonderful, poorly thought out segment, just a really nice one. Swedish blood donors to the text message whenever their blood helps save a life, and if any of you guys listening can donate blood, you should do it because it could really save a life. So, yeah, that's a wholesome message to get it in a jug and then just post it off your nearest post box. Po Box. Have my bloodcom I went to give blood once and they were like, if you got any medical conditions, also know how fine, and I gave me a take like a sheet. It was just a tick box like's. So a quick look. You got any of these medical conditions? I was the big ones of depression. I was well at the time. Yeah, I'm struggling, I've got me, got me diagnosis. No, yeah, can't take your blood if you're sad. It's not fucking catchy to breast guys. I got a blood sense. I've been really down. Alex, can you put ever some mope? Can you stay, stay away from me. Please, don't breathe on me. Wear a mask because I don't want to catch your pression, please. I can't cry today. I've done my makeup, the I the it guy at work coughed on me and now I can't stop being miserable. It's yeah, it's ruining my life. What if everything was just contagious, though? What if you walk past a pig right and you caught not even at orgasm, you caught clefeld coming and you've actually you've actually, inadvertently, Alex, you've teased episode twenty three. They're because you've mentioned if everything were contagious, and I know in this podcast there is one thing for sure that is contagious and that's your laugh and I'm going to leave that teaser. There's biblical. It is, isn't it? And that's a teaser for next episode. So to all our beautiful, wonderful listeners, follow us on twitter, share our posts on Instagram, maybe leave us a review on apple podcasts. We would really appreciate and remember, if you do leave that review, I will read it and I'll do accents, really offensive, terrible accents. One one last thing before we close the show out. Me and ash are really sorry for the horrible things Tom did this episode. We've really sorry about that. I'm not and it won't happen again. You. You've got them. You can't enjoy it. Actually, I didn't enjoy it, but I can see how some people with a fetish for that kind of thing might enjoy it. List is if you came to that and had a ninety minute squealing orgasm. But US, no, I can't say it. What ninety minutes screening orgasm? I usually say I can't say all right. Thank you very much for listening, guys. We'll see you next week. Cheers. by Tom Stop, Tom Top tom no Tomas, drop it, no down my.

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