The 33% Majority
The 33% Majority

Episode 25 · 6 months ago

Ep. 25 - Parents, Projects and Pontification

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What the Frick Frac did Lee, Dak Patty, whax, Nick, snack, crack, pack, slack Mac, quarterback, Cracker Jack, biofeedback, backtrack, thumb tack, Sidetrack, Tick Tack. Is this shit? Hello and welcome back to another episode of the thirty three percent majority, a talk show where you'll find three friends fighting for their fifteen minutes of fame. I'm your host, happy to be back. Alex Springthorpe, I think you'll find I am your host, happy to have Alex back. In like a friendship way, Ashley Hall, happy to Clap Alex's back. Tom Host Hutchmanson good podcasting. Gents, that's words, isn't it all there? That's this week, boys. Will see you later. Did you miss me? No, I'll. We miss you so much. No, I didn't. Oh well, I did. I missed you enough for both of us. It's fine. I missed being on the show. I listened to your episode, You did without me. Oh they were so fun. Josh is a phenomenal guest. He's very good at hosting a podcast, tell you that much. I considered making Josh my new friend, but he's hard to track down. He's a tradable commodity is Josh Hmm, sort after we pass them round like so many Trillo books. And he's also in gage now, which just makes that so much more difficult. I don't want him then tainted goods. Well, if somebody else has been never never ge done. Okay, I'm not the strawber you choose when there's no chocolate left. Really really suppressed emotions. They're fuck, we missed you so much. Tom Won't admit it because he's no NOIC, but no, actually, I actually really did. It's really nice to have like all three of us back in the studio, as God intended. So it is. Yeah, it's good to be back. Thank you for covering for me and let me allowed me to get a lot of stuff done, which I'm sure we'll cover throughout the course of the episode. A lot of Pisson, lot shit in what sick and more pissing than Shit. I'm sure they get their guy, J alexness of time. Alex, Hey Alex, did you hear my impression of you last week? I edited the impression of you Tom La. Oh yeah, heard it a few times actually, just to make sure I got all of your sound. Just the impression. You shitting myself. I had to make sure it sounded good. So, yeah, I heard it had a lot. Actually. Okay, that sentence was a their very threatening concept. I'm going to Shit Yourself. So, Alex, am I right in saying that you're you're editing this episode? Yes, you are. Now, was it quite difficult for you to edit the horrible noises that I made when I did the crunch time with Tommy and also the second piss and Shit noises? Fuck, a moment silence. Let's never forget. I know this is Oh, it's all right, don't worry. Time to what I'll do is I'll mute your track there, and you're just here through mine ashes ear phones. What was what's left my ear drums dripping down the wall. You'll just hear that. That's fine. HMM, just that bud. Usually we start off the top of the show with some anecdotes. I was wondering you know how I missed some time. Kind of do too fire away for mycen. Okay, yeah, thanks. So my first one is I've got some stuff that you'll hate. Okay, cool, nothing new for every year Thursday's recording, just for one for each of you. Just got some things that you'll hate you. Specifically, when my galaxy bud pro run out of battery, I predominantly wear the left ear phone. When that one runs out of battery, as it is wont to do, I just get the right one and put it in upside down, and I thought you'd hate that. Yeah, it's Renny. So I'm it's just you've got the Alex, you've got two is man. Yeah, no, but I like it in my left one. So when my son Sung Galaxy buds pro runs out of battery in the left one, I get the right one upside down and just rum it in my left Logal thought you'd hate no, yeah, but yeah, no, I do. But I'm also just confused at the fact that your right ear is functional. It's there and it works like a do you not have like an ear preference? Well, yes, but at the same time it doesn't like listener audience at home right now and listening to us through a left ear phone. There's no other way. No one prefers the right ear phone. If they do, it's a sin. I wear both all the time. I don't ever just wear one. Is that? Am I bad? That would be my preference. Hash that is male privilege. That is actually that's fucking savage, Alex. why don't you wear two left when you just buy two left ones? Just by another set and say hey, Sam, because the camp see options, because I'd have to have two cases as well, because the case is mirrored. So like the left order, the case comes with all though. Yeah, the yeah,...

...but then he would have two cases that the left one wouldn't fit in the right. Just have two left if phones sat in the right case like they are shaped and molded to each individual ear. Anyway, we can't talk about Samsung's design process in depth detail, actually, because I've got something that you'll hate to fire away. What a treat. I mounted my television on the wall during my time of love that and I had to drill into the wall and it was Oh yeah, that's a pretty hasty Alex Hole. It was a sorry, just Tom was that? was that in between shits or in between six? It was post six and shits, cool, cool, cool, cigarette propope, pre shit. I think I was drilling into my wall actually for ten mill holes to put these big old bolts through. Yeah, and it took a fuck. It took ages and ages and I was probably drilling for about half an hour we using this fucking sucks. And Yeah, there were masonry bits. They were the right okay, good of the right, right bits. My drill just wasn't spinning the right way. Oh, Alec, let's right e ties baby, come on, you'd hate that. What really is like? Definitely more modern than mine. What does it have? Like a little back switch. My switch is on the top of the casing. Is Yours on the trigger? Mines of the trigger? Yeah, it's. What's your excuse? Well, just mine. You have to take your hand off and like move a lever. It's steam powered. I pulled the trigger and it span. I thought, well, that'll do. That is enough to make a hole, and it did make a hole. It just was doing it real slow and then, when I've realized my mistake, it just chomped through the wall like it were nothing. Yeah, well, I would imagine it was on plaster or brick break. Did you use plugs? Ash, look, mate, horse, I use plugs. So a fifty inch television on the wall? You think I'm going to trust that to the winds of fate? Of course I used plugs. It's not your fault, though, Alex. you were probably just dehydrated from all the sick in all them kissing and shit in that you did. It just gave you dumb, dumb, Dodo Bozo, fucking idiot brain. That's all it was. Those balls, though, most of all week. Get them, get the bad come out. It's spoiled all. Next thing, though, why can I relate to that estimate and have diarrhea? That's been my week, guys. Speaking of that, I'm going to host first, actually, and I'm going to show you, guys, the Super Secret Easter egg on Luigi's mansion on the Nintendo Gamecube. And that's how to make Luigi get really ill and Jack Jack himself off with his ghost sucking hoover gun. How about we do that? Listen, I love a ghost sucking as much as the next guy. I'm not sure how many legs the audio play through of Luigi's mansion house. Alex, can you just include the theme tune for Luigi's mansion here, please? M M MMMM. Is that the right one? Yeah, actually, well, to do Slvania. I set you up there for some some audio comedy where I just put in some wrong theme tunes for a minute, but apparently I just got it right in one Alex. it's really fucking good at and also pop course of references. If there's one guy that gets him, it's Alex. MMM, I got that in what I'll be honest. I'm going to host though. Okay, I'll do it. I didn't get to do an anecdote, but okay, no, I don't, don't want you know. Really actually sounds like don't. This week is I wanted to do an anecdote, but Alex and I won't allow it. Tom's going to be doing a speech on bullying in the workplace. My segment right. I took my time off of the show to fix a bungalow because I'm moving house to be closer to family because I'm having a son in January. Many wife's MEDICI rats. Thank you. My wife is making me a son currently. She's doing a great job. She's making you a rap boy, a rat boy, she's said, the better. Don't, don't do that. She's in the basement with a clay wheel and she's making a baby. It's like the scene from Ghost, but Alex is Patrick Swayze, except I did it several months ago and anyway, anyway, I I use tools and I painted and I planned to make the baby thing. Well done. Know for the House thing that I did. Okay, come it was a really born adult. We for himself, really grown up adult week and I wanted to talk about grown up things. Okay, how about what things make you are grown up? Paying for your own Netflix? Oh that's a good one. I do. Don't fucking Lee. Listen. If you're an adult, you...

...if you can't afford Netflix, I will give you my Netflix, but if you if it's more, if you do, you're a child. Alex. paid for my prime for like fucking five years. I paid my own. Now it feels good. Congratulations. Thanks, I'd know. Make sure adult. I've never paid for my own spotify. My youngest, my younger brother, who owns a house and is engaged, also pays for my spotify subscription. Thanks Josh leaching off Josh's podcast and life success. Thanks Joshua Hugh. We're joining the balls of his life. No, I'm no. So yeah, being an adult, Alex, I feel like you've had the best go of I think having a baby's pretty adult, but I think it is optional. So I think that's like, oh, it's optional, you don't have to. It isn't a prerequisite. Yeah, it's like a side quest for I jove goodness gracious, does it make you feel like a proper adult when you going, Oh, oh, yeah, we'll get this pram and this child's seat because it's got the loveliest safety ratings, and when you're shopping for cars and you're looking at fuel efficiencies because you've got a nip over to the grand parents, quite for yeah, that you've actually been boring. You've just touched on one. Worrying or caring about the miles per gallon that your vehicle does. That one, that's that makes you feel like an adult. I used to try and maximize the amount of fuel I would get, and not from Ad Golly, I can't afford to put more fuel it. It was just it was a game. Yeah, yeah, Rugle, I could be hmm and I would be upset if I got like below certain numbers. Low power motorcycles make that like almost too funny, because it's like I've got like a spoonful of fuel left. I guess I'm only going to skegness far. By the way, listeners, you're not same. COUNCATE is relative if you're already in skipness. Yeah, those of us don't t tom where do you think we all live? Lincoln. Share note of Lincoln, a share. That's where lincolns. But that's where I that's location. That's the location that I always compare distance to. And scartingness is in Lincoln. Now I know. I don't fucking know Lincoln. I know where it is from, like born or SOB or deeping. Hey, US listeners of it. You had a one my cold time listening to this. No, no, no, they are having a globly time because they just listened to a man say near deeping. I've never heard anyone a chat. I've never had a child. So deeping deeping only exist for adults. I mean, I was too deeping school. Yeah, but yeah, I feel that. I feel like being an adult is one of those things that you know it's happening first of all when you make a noise, when you stand up or sit down. Yeah, that my back hasn't hurt. I've not had a good a month stretch of not having a bad back. Of One in thirty days is a bad back day. MMM, you had a bad back when we moved your house. Exactly. I still have that same bad back. I kept that as a super nice it's this is mine now, I love it forever. Being an adult is realizing that too much sleep makes you tired, not enough sleep makes you tired, the right amount of sleep makes you tired. It's a loop with stuck. It's tired. Hey, you're tired, aren't? Being an adult is knowing that naps are good, but you've got to do a good nap. Beth thinks I'm an absolute psychopath because if I say I'm going to I set an alarm for thirty minutes and that yeah, right, I'm going to sleep now, thirty minute, thirty minute, alarm is going on. I fall some hot button topic and I sleep for what, Fifteen, twenty minutes? And I wake up and you do feel better? Yes, anything. Longs not asked a short nap. I I'm like, I go into a coma. I'm like, I'm gonna have an right here. Maybe I'll set the lot going now. Like it now, guys, I'm not doing now. A minute now, as sad. I's go to sleep. Just here three Se sets of a synchronous snoring audio. Hell once again. HMM, that's all this podcast is. Baby Boys, Baby Boys. Yeah, what else is grown uply, I bought I bought some photo frames the other day and I've never been more excited to put like pictures of actual fruit and Vegin them for my house. I care about my day core more than anything else in the universe. Yeah, decorations is a good one. As your first your first house, like your bedroom? Was it a bad? Mattress on the floor? Yeah, or did you have a bed? Oh No, so on the floor. Right. So I moved out sixteen and I lived a garage and I had a bed and it was great. And then I lived in a series of flats where I at a bed and like a Hob and it was peg. And then, like, as I hit kind of twenty five, I'm like fuck, my environment's got to be beautiful and I'm just it's full of just crap. I love. HMM, that's adulthood. Just. No, my God, my first flat was mattress on...

...the floor, table to keep things on and that and that was all it was. But I'll post a picture of what my recording space is now like beause currently it's just there's lovely things here and I just feel nice being here. That's one of the keys to being an adult as well is like creating for yourself a cozy, Nice, positive environment. I can tell you that, whether I'm working or like relaxing, doing nothing or doing shit I hate, I'm always comfortable in any place in my house, like my house is Great. Yeah, it's fantastic, good, I love that. Okay, a cool thing, Tom you've got me thinking. Now. A cool thing about being an adult and knowing that you are to do it, in my opinion, is being able to offer that space to you people that don't have it like not. Yeah, fucking Shitty, but I love hosting. I love having my friends here, I love cooking for people. Like it's just nice to say hey, we have a nice space. You want to come and exist in it with us for a bit? Absolutely, now, I totally agree. Dope as fuck, being house proud. Love us. That is one. How's this for being adultly, do what? Either of you have favorite brands of toilet roll? Oh, yes, absolutely, I think that goes for so have thrown off for like two weeks. I'm like, yeah, off Kilter, but you know, you got to get the right amount of traction on both your hand and the Bung. Yes, and my God, something's finally said. It perfect phrase you have to have. Listen, we're all built differently. If terrain, you wouldn't use road slick on gravel, would yeah? And you if you're trying to use a dry in the wet. I've got plenty of yeah, and you want to make sure using a well on a dry so you're not just wasting away. I like toilet rolls so thick it feels wasteful to flush it. I won't be feels like a quilt. Yeah, under the TAP, ring it out and put it back flashings. It's me and my eight wads of can do still of the wrappers. Yeah, I want it. I want it thick. I want a tea towel for my ass. If I'm using a Bidet, I want like a powerhose, like a jet one, six thousand PSI OF ASS cleaning powers. Get that undercarriage squeaky clean. I want to lift up three inches when they fire it up. I like to just rub swoffega onto my like if someone got soaper mixed it with sound paper. To the races. Baby. I like it to guy. Like to get a silk cloth and put it on a belt sander, and that's how I do it. That'd be fucking Rad Yep, but careful, rope burn. I just known the BUSTARD PM Silk Cloth. You're wrong if you think I'm not going to make you that as a dummy Christmas gift. So like curly cut, like I've got to belt sanders. Mate. That's great, I'll test it off. You Go. Oh, so it was a Dulhood, not ass, I think, wasn't it? No, we can move on to US wipe, but if you want, I do it wrong. No, sorry, just go back to US white. Oh No, Alex, Alex, no, no, no, you should not talk about my bomb crimes. No, no, I just I feel like bum is a mystery to us. So, so he's the thing. Right, here's the thing, and this is this is a genuine real life fact. Right. So, people who stand up and wipe cannot understand that some people would sit down and white, and people who sit down and wipe, people who sit down and wipe, cannot wrap their heads around the fact that people would stand up and white. Now here's the thing. No, no, no, no, D Alex, Move Alex, Buddy. I'm so sorry to cut you off, but those two, no matter how much people will say it, are the normal ways one would wipe ones, but hole your way is so far left of field it's playing a different sports ball game. Okay, you make it sound like a wipe left to right. Go on, explain it that Alex just grabs a cat from nearby. A sit down. I sit down for my wipes and I and us, but twixt my legs between the legs, clean the shit off my Assi Legs. I don't know. He Goes Front to back? No, back to front. Well, yeah, you're gonna just get shit all over your balls. May Mate, I'm doing it for is. I'm really good at wiping my eyes like this. Now, when I don't know, Alex just had in particularly tanned testicles. I've always thought it's like it's the same thing as my hand. I actually now, though, those are streaks of Alex. do you have to do? You have to do. You have to lift your your like front genitalia upwards towards your stomach in order to like, to get a successful like white muscling trade to do it...

...for him. Glass and the whole thing just flicks up, going with my left hand and I like, if you imagine, if you just sat down now, affection, are you sitting curry are you shitting comfortably? Do you nudge it to the side? Do you nudge it to the side? Yeah, go into the side and you just kind of just in one firm but fair, gentle wiping motion. Heresy, heresy, just pop in the toilet and just go again to blasph for me. And if you want to be an absolute psychopath, right, this is the thing. I don't get about you standy uppy boys or you back to fronty folk. It's okay. You know, in school, like primary school, you'd get like a sheet of a four and you'd squatch some paint in the middle of the paper. Then you'd fold it and you make it into butterflies. Yeah, it cheeks. Just do that, but with Pooh. No. So here's the thing. Here's the thing, ash and if you don't mind, I'll just I'll take this to begin with and then you'll run with it. You can remember getter. He's so thank you. Yeah, so down ass a door. I want you to imagine that what happens is you sit, you're sitting, you begin to wipe whilst sitting and then stand and now you just have one thin line of crap. It's actually to wipe up. So you've already got the messy part done with. It's just cheek then when you're doing it. No, so I'm cheap, although I sometimes do to get like weary get in there. Sometimes I'll bend over a little bit to get more of a purchase on it. Yeah, like I like, oh, lift a cheap guys, we have spent sixty minutes when talking about assholes and Shit. Can even quiet please. I'm trying to talk about shitting. Waile still sat down and you go back to front, you the bum cheeks take a natural spreaded kind of position when you when you do a Pooh, and then they just remain in that state and you can just really get in there and just make it all squeaky clean. Do you know what? We'll agree to? That's my oliver, my trick, and I think every really ought to give it a go. I'm never going and well, I've feedback next episode, but I like to offer an alternative for everybody. We should all get bid days, because the B day is superior in every way, shaping for yeah, that's how they do it in the UAE, isn't it? They just they just clean themselves. That's correctly efficient of the day. Is. If there's anyone out there that wants to sponsor us that has been days or squatty potties, baby, let me know. We're all about that good bow. I will accept a bid day sponsorship, definitely. HMM. Give us this fishure, but not actually, maybe not the squaty party, because you could just get like a stack of box or a cat, a particularly obedient toddler. Oh to do what, Ashley? No, I'm I need more than this one. You rest your feet on something high up. You meant to like promotes you. You went to squat when you shit, so it lefts your legs. You like you supposed to pull your knees towards you, your stummarch. Yeah, and it lets the POO outline. Setting it right now was I was sitting and it's quite a lot of efforts. Of Guys, how much I could just shit. Guys, how much do you love it when you have a phantom? Ah, the sneaker. Oh, yeah, it's a phantom. It's just it's just so us. Is He gone? was even there? Who? The Marine of the Shit? Yeah, just gets out of their hell, out of dodge. You'll never see it again. Camouflage, not a single known for what she six. He's gone. He's gone. Yeah, just what you see. Shit, a secret. WHO DARES WINS? Very good. Oh my God, guys, he for letting me talk about is, guys. Yeah, adulthood, guys, it's shit. Basically. That's what we're getting at here. Yeah, to summarize, there we go to something we just look out for and look that. You see that? Oh my God, it's a marine. Shit, it's come for us now. I was going for what the frictionary? You want to do that? Oh, it's that too. Yeah, all right, welcome, everybody. See your favorite. All know this act. No, sorry, we let we let him go in with no momentum, no forward momentum, and there's yeah, there was no movement there. Yeah, let's building that fucking podcast action. Hey, guys, and welcome to your regular segment between segments the Rick snary. Oh Yeah, thank you, Tom you're wells come having us. So Nice to be back. It's good to be here and recenter. If the friction we moved to the west wing of the building. It's so nice to be at Ground Zero again. Comes down. Yeah, I've got guys, I've got to today. I've got an honorable mention and an actual like urban. What the frictionary entry? Which one do you want first? Should we go for the real one and then close off? Yeah, an honorable mention? Yeah, sure, okay. So the real one...

...is KILF or silk, depending on what region you're from. I guess seek or a kicking. Sir, it's it's both, depending on where you're from. See ILF, curly Kerr, a litler Fu kill, kill, like. So I tell you, I know what it already is. It's very localized. It's a person named Karen. It's Karen, I'd like to fuck. Okay, and where he's right now? I assume it's not that, but imagine if it's just a guy that check. You uploaded it. If it says Karen, that's sad. Did you guys see that documentary where there was that guy who fell in love with a red sports cutter and he was like sexual attracted to it in everything. Car, I'd like to fuck, car, I'd like to fuck. Oh, that's good, I think it's. What if you imagine a Scotsman with a Lisp? Yeah, it's what he causes, little skirt thing aware of a kill. It's my kill. I'd Love Kill Fun. Okay, cool away into my kill when the Bygnani have nor killf no, that's a good accident. Well done. That was actually very accurate. I'm frightened, cash. Is that if you a ket ket a, wager another guess, or are you done? He duns A. Maybe it's A. Maybe it's a fucking what begins with K part? I want to say something like terrible, but it's not that. It won't be that. I can't think of anything beginning with Ki Kangaroos, but that's not got. So I can. I think I just clocked onto the terrible thing you were going to say. I should yeah, to begin yeah, let's let's just not like yeah, fuck it awful. No, I can't even anyway say to say it. We shouldn't say that now. Should I go to say it? Move Away. Should we even mention it in the abstract and let our listen? If we can't do that, but listen. Having said that, should we say it now? I'M NOT gonna say it. Theo's kids in it. Children are kids. No, don't even. You can't even make you can't even in situate. We can't. This is my lasts bleep we've ever put into a podcast. I just wait for this five minutes of just because I went for the sea bomb. I was just thinking of the Nasty Sea word. Oh what, cold? No, yeah, I could say that. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I wasn't thinking anything actually horrible, in which case, if I do, let me just step over that line. You're drawn there. Nice. Oh God, I think it my cars, up cars. I like fast, I like I like fast to let's. I think it's what Alex said. Which one? We said a lot of horrible things. It fucking awful. I love it. That's my friends and family to listen to you. You should have yeah, Hey, man, give me a job. Can't go on to see me now. Thomas, please answer up. Unto the riddle. Mystery. What does it is? It as heinous as we feel? It as bad as it sounds? Kill for a kill? F is a cartoon. I'd like to thank God. Tom's just saying that to cover, to save face. Good. which cartoon would you fight? If you had to pick one cartoon, which one would it be? Frighteningly fast here Tas Manian Devil. Just spin that guy fucks. It's the sound of pain and pleasure, baby. I'm just trying to think with it. There's any cartoons? Yeah, absolute, it's no history. As a play program called invincible on Amazon Prime, there's there's some superheroes, the cool okay, and they'd be CS strong. Yeah, just like step on you and crushy. Stop It. You guys want the honorable mention now? No, not if it's children or kids. No, guys, we can't move on. You don't know which cartoon I'd like to fuck. Well, I think we all know which cartoon you're gonna fuck. Alex, now, Nala from the Lion King, because he likes felines. Yeah, absolutely, Sally. Oh yeah, I should have guessed that. Yeah, throwback boys. I mentioned comes the chat earlier without giving it any contacts, and I'm glad you gave that callback and I'd like to read you one line. We can tell we're going to do that thing where we read through a group chat, because it makes no radio. I want to just read. I know I'm not. I want to read one line from the chat we had yesterday, just one like. Let me have one line. You like a fucking coke addict. Go on, one more line, so quick. One when lightning, McQueen and Sally, fuck do you think? He compliments her rack and she his pinion. It...

...got me. It was out of nowhere. There was no contest, feeling philosophical, deep, meaningful. You know the conversations. We have listeners because we care and you need to know. Do you guys want the honorable mention? Yes, leaves time far away, take us away from this place. I'm actually going to read you the definition before I read the word itself, the ultimate expression of and then inverted commas. What the fuck? Are you ready for the word? So Ready? Yes, please, what the Frick? FRAC did Lee, Dak, Patty, whax, Nick, snack, crack, pack, slack, Matt, quarterback, cracker, Jack, biofeedback, backtrack, thumb tack, Sidetrack, Tick Tack. Is this shit? Wow, that to I poor, that powerful cry key poetic, you know, actually, that's the first time I'm that's the first time I've read it allowed as well, and I didn't actually slip at once. A The needs it. It just says socrates. HMM, do you want ash to beat box while you what? You read that trigger again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me know when you're gonna go, Alex, you do the base. Yeah, you just carry on. You at cool. Okay, I can't do anything with that. Okay, I can't. I was gonna do that. It's gonna go. Ready, three, two, one, two, one, go. What's the Frick? FRACK, Dilly, Dick, Dak, Patty, wax mix, snack, prats, Jack, black snack, Matt quite back, Chack, back fire. Oh my God, I'm gonna give myself as get me out of this hell. Middle is me? Is it Nice me? I think it. Take it away, Tommy, think it's me. I think it is you. Just before, just before I start. Guys, we've just before I start my time. We've been doing really well on the charts. We internationally famous. Can you, guys, both just say something really horrible about me quickly? Can you both just say one thing really horrible about me, and I want it to be real, like. Just tell me something you hate about me just gone day, just quickly. Tom I hate that you look like the Milky Bar kid lost a breast. Good, yea good one. Ash. I can't. I can't think of anything mean to say. Tom You say some say something about his hair. I know I like his hair, though, Tom, you've got really American teeth. Doesn't feel like an insult, but I think, the both of you anyway. I just I really needed that. I needed to be humbled, thank you, and so down to Earth. Yes, exactly. I needed I needed something to put me in my place now that I'm now that I am the host, somebody, can you come, one of you start the time, I please. I'm not looking at it. I've done it. Now that I'm the host, I thought that we could talk about some of the I suppose, weirdest, or maybe the silliest. Oh, sorry, and hello, thirupermer Georgy Studios, Alex speaking you guys, just I'm just going to go into the meeting room quick. Just give me a second. Yeah, sorry, okay, yeah, all right, okay, yeah, yeah, no, I okay. So, yeah, I'll say. Who is it? Is this good news or bad news? What? Okay, but how, Steve? How? Oh, Steve, how still from the Dad? How could it be? No, I think it. No, I think it really does. I think it really does matter. How you've come back from the dead, Steve. We're going to call him white death, but how of you net chromounce to yourself back into existence? I wish Tom could hear us now. I wish we could warn him. Wait now, he's warning us. Do you really think that? What if Tom Comes back and he's on Steve Side? We have to a prom for the worst. It's really terrible a project. No, no, no, we're not. We're not recording today. No, no, we're not in the study till we done a fit. Tell it. Yeah, Tommy doesn't, he's gonna hr for Oh, Tommy's lying to the bars, a dead boss. So X previous bottle of a project to try and kill Alex after he made you like come yourself to death, and then he will. Kid, it's about time about projects for my segment. That won't that like give it away your Ry. Okay, what's what's in it for me, though, Steve? HMM, I'll get promoted if I do it. Okay, he's gonna get the extra one percent. He's going to be the firs. Believe he's gonna get the remainder. Are you coming back to the office soon or from home? Work from home? Fingers Cross, work from home, work from home work. What about Covid Tom? Tell him...

...he has to work from home. Incredibly ominous, but okay, all right, Yep, yeah, when we when we eventually record, you'll do it. Yet what if Tom Comes back and just snap your neck. Okay, okay, Yep, yeah, I'm not drinking any of these drinks and studio. Okay, if tub offers to give you a backlassage, unless it's got a far see, okay, yeah, take it easy. Okay, yeah, my bike. Ye, like, he's back. You guys hit much of that? Oh, hi, Tom, how's it going? I heard enough of that. Yeah, I heard at least some. Alex, I've been explicitly told not to tell you this, so you can just cut like this section out, maybe, if that's cool. Steve's come back from the dead. Oh, yeah, I don't know how. I mean ideal. That bit was surprising. I didn't realize we could do that one. Yeah, he's plotting to murder you. I'll be honest, I can't blame the guy. I did do some pretty heinous rhyming crimes. Yeah, Oh fuck, I did a rhyming crime by saying rhyming upset, isn't it? You've got to sold the man to death. Here's the problem, because Steve Never technically quit. He is still in charge of HR loop holes. Yeah, Poles. So I was before I got root like interrupted by his phone call. I was going to talk about some of the best and silliest fart noises you guys have ever heard. Maybe we could have done some Foley work, but Steve has said that for some reason that he won't tell me, we need to talk about projects. So if we do, like a hard cut now, and I'll like reintroduce the segment as though Steve didn't call me, but don't tell him that chapter. And now, of course. Now, well, one about the tapes go on to start again and I'm now the host. So I thought that we could talk to each other as three hosts, three friends, and given that Steve is still dead, he probably won't have a problem with this. I was wondering whether we could talk about the joys of undertaking projects. Love that. Okay, it's very cool, very adults centric episode today. Yeah, it's grown up time, guys. Listen, the time for toys has gone. Put the toys away and talk to put the Barbie down. When it comes to project I never used to enjoy the like the planning side of it, because there is a lot of planning that goes into like a big project. Yeah, I never used to like that, but now I quite do. You quite do like that. Bit. Yeah, I quite do like that bit. I. Having a vision of the thing and then making making the vision be the thing that it is. It be the vision. You know, I think that the specifically the reason that I wanted to talk about this today was because projects are weird, because their things that you can put off for a really long time it or it's an idea that you've been formulating for ages and you're not really sure where to start. But I think that really the best part about a project is one that you've had on the back burner for ages and you finally decide to dedicate time to it, like this podcast. We had spoken about doing it for a while. Oh, we did loads of tests, we tried loads of stuff and then finally we just bit the bullet and did it, and it's like one of the best things that I've ever done and I'm so happy that, after months of being like nervous about it and worried what the reception might be, it's so easy now, isn't it? It's the best. It's fun, man, it's it was fun to start, but like just being in it, just a you know what I mean, like, Oh, guys, rerecording sight, and then we get in it and it's like, Oh, this is we're just chat. It's just homies. Yeah, it's not quite on the on the topic of project specifically, but advised to listeners, if any of you want to do a podcast, get a microphone out, press record and just do the Ding Dang thing, because after what five episodes it all of the nerves go and it's just a laugh. Yeah, just quite rewarded. And also, having said that, though, if you are nervous and you want some pointers, you want some tips or anything like, feel free to reach out to us, like we'd be super happy to help you, because podcasting, as we've always said, it's such a great thing to do just for doing the thing, let alone for actually like how people listen to it, even if they weren't with even if we didn't have people listening. Yeah, absolutely, it's if you want to make a podcast, do it with people you like talking to and then just talk, because it's it's a good excuse to just spend, you know, an hour, four hours, you know, however long with people you like. M sure that's the bast thing about projects. Are the ones where it's just it's a passion project. It is the some you enjoy love doesn't feel laborious. It's not US ownerus synonyms, it's just it's a nice, fun thing that you can just do. Yeah, absolutely speaking, speaking of Alex So,...

Josh, my brother Josh and I, we're planning on doing another podcast and I'll admit that, when the three of us were sort of putting together our idea for what I'll put our podcast would be, I wanted there to be some element of like nerdiness and like, you know, that sort of news maybe, but really and I like to just to rock and roll for that precisely so, although I could the news to my fifteen minutes of fame, it just it wouldn't work. And so it's something that I've been wanting to do for a while and my brother sort of agrees with me and he wants to do it as well. But so that's my project that I've got coming up, that my brother and I are going to be doing another podcast. I thought I would ask you, guys, like about projects that you either have coming up or aspects of projects that you've done that you wanted to tell people about. That was why I wanted to do this segment. I wanted to big you boys up. This is a sweet segment. This isn't really cut. This is a very kind idea that you've done, because I know that you know we all have things going on well, and this is an opportunity, Alex, about the beautiful home and your son. You've got this, all the things going on in the universe. It's beautiful. And then I've got like my little projects going on in the minute. I'm excited to hear about Ashley's projects. Ashley's projects are always beautiful, as it just before, before as you take us away and we've a fanciful word tail, all the things you're doing. A lot of projects you can look at that other people do go yeah, I could do that, like with the bungalow. I've painted it and I ripped carpets up. You boys could do that. It's not tricky to do. HMM's just time consuming. Yeah, stuff ash does and the stuff ash makes I look at and I go that's incredible, because no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do that. So a great God Ashley's things. You could do it, you absolutely could. You're in intelligent man, but thank you. That's high, high praise from people I've I admire very much. I'm not going to tear up because I'm very emotional today and I've got I've got a different kind of project underway at a minute from my usual, my usual jewelry, furniture, art stuff. I'm going to write a book, a book, he says, I sent you, guys, you guys, I think why. It's sweet that Thomas doing this and white sweet that Alex is mentioning the beautiful things that I make. And I've started compiling confessions from strangers. I was going to do my segment on the joy of talking to sex strangers, and I still will. I have a lot to say on the matter, but I'm thinking about writing a book where I compile just confessions from people that don't know me, that I don't know about life, because you've never talked to anybody like you've talked to someone you're never going to see again. HMM, when was the last conversation you had where everything you let go didn't have any impact on that person's life? You don't feel guilty for unloading on them because they're never going to see you again. It's a beautiful thing, but I've think about writing a book with that in mind. I think that would be. That's an interesting just a collection of life experiences. Yeah, man, that's my that's my little passion projects. And if any of you out there would like to just have, you know, a half an hour, forty five minute conversation about anything you like, you can drop me a tweet or a DM. It would be compared let's snail mail. If you still thank row, hold the spider and just whisper so sweetly to it and it'll find me. Send a messenger. Pitches out, shout out me your gaming for that spider reference there, and then you boys. You should read that Shit. It's good. But yeah, that's that's there are different levels of projects. I think you've always got projects going on, even if they don't feel like projects. Yeah, but that's just what life is, isn't it? It's an interesting topic, tire. Maybe it was meant to be funny, but it's kind of is a little bit introspective. For that's why I did that's why I did the Steve Trying to kill you bit, because I didn't think that there would really actually be that much humor to it. So I wanted the listeners to think that Steve was going to kill you. It's all about finding that that next thing, isn't it? Yeah, I agree, is what you want until you have it and then it's the next thing you want. Like, yeah, you're always looking to settle down at the next run on the ladder and then you look up to the next one go HMM, looks nicer there a second. It looks good. They projects. At the moment. I want a new car. I don't like the Little Shit Micro I've got. I want to do one of those, but, like, there's things that need to happen before that, and that's an ongoing project, even if it is kind of inactive in nature. HMM. But you also did undertake a massive project of you know, like remodeling and entire House Alex, which is something that forgive me for making an assumption, but I don't think you've got that much experience remodeling houses. No, no, I've not. I've not done it before. If you have said modeling houses, there's a series of really sexy photos I can I can try on houses and I construct on if that was gonna say, if you're asking for a catwalk down the hallway, you've got it. Yeah, have you seen the size of Alex's arms. They are fucking massive, ferocious. It turns out actually helped me move house. At the arms, the legs, they are just powerhouses of lifting fury.

It's the spine that just that is the we all the accessories on the vehicle are great, but the core it's rusted. I picked up the first cabinet and something just went twanging. Yeah, that and that's I was writing another coilized as when we're straight into limit mode. Bless your there, bless your heart, Albert. Thanks. I've got like some some minor art projects going on. I'm doing some doing some more woodwork, but that's off sale. I'm doing it for my house, so nobody probably see that. Don't take far. Selfish ourselves. Selfish art the best kind. Make up for yourself, people, nothing says self. Preach making something beautiful for the sake of doing it. Yeah, no, I totally agree. And Cozy spaces as well. That's a project. Like you're constantly you sit down. You think I'd be nice if I had a MIC stand. Yeah, which I do, and it's fucking awesome. Mike, Calms are sick. Honestly, it's so good your mims and I'm fucking crying and jealousy. I've made a really nice one of would, but it just didn't look good, so I making another one. I will get you one, Ashley, for Christmas, a thirty three percent Christmas present. I'm still going to make you a silk belts unders. I wouldn't get too excited, but by you both yachts. I'll thank ye, Alex. without fame, with our absolute mind crushing fame. Yes, well, you can piss about with you your poor people presence. I'm going to buy super yachts. Cool. Well, that was but that was my segment and I just wanted to encourage anyone that's listening that if you've got something bubbling, something that you've wanted to do for a while and you just haven't given it the time, give it a go, because you'll probably be really impressed with yourself at that. You're struggling to dedicate time to send a message to the thirty three percent majority instagram page and one of us will personally help you with it, no matter what it is. Will help you with it. We'll give it. Will give it up. Best Go. I'll hire of an and I'll help you move house. Will give it up best go. I'll give you emotional support in ways that you can't imagine. Tom will call all of the companies you need to call and update them with the new bank details. If that's what you need. If that's what you need from him, he'll do it for you. If you need help lifting a car or a child or a house or basically anything, Alex can do it, but only once. Only once. I want that many times. Help you move house, but only the house itself. To the left. Guys, we stood on a train track and I think there's a train. So, Tom, you've got frightened me there. Sorry, told me I was on a train track there. Should we look? Should we go? Immersed for a second? He almost place to find yourself when you thought you were in the podcast recording studio. Let Yell Me. We always. We always. You know what sleep waters? They disguise the deskcause a port key. You need to let me know. No, the problem is is that like sleepwalking. We pop, we cast walk, pod walk, we we, we wonder whilst we put yeah, should we get on the train? Yeah, hello everybody, and welcome. Choose, please don't. This is the money train. This is the sason going to show baby. Oh, okay, ash you have something to read for the money. Try, but you really do do. We got a review, another review, and I'd like to read it. It's headed with Save Winston. Five stars. You're Romer, if you'll remember, made some made some statements about how violent I am towards my cat. I think he's done that two or three times today, so I'm just gonna kick him down the stairs. No one could stop me. Listeners, I've never hurt my cat. To clarify, I worshiped the ground. That was. Well, it was that one time. Know that one, that other time. Yeah, my my partner. I won't have to bleep that twice now. My partner slammed him against the side once. That's not true. I've been saying that to her for years now, though, and it winds her up. So we got read my dog and I gave my dog a grape once, and those are more poisonous than like see top acid tried to kill his dog. Yeah, I just I just threw it to the boy. We had a cheeseboard. We had a cheeseboard and I just threw a grape to the boy because I thought the boy would like a grape. Because it's so nicely with the Stilton he was enjoying. You know, ony been through a wheel of Brie. He he spat the grape ouer. He didn't like the grape. So I picked the great graper and I thought to myself made it was Atto Taught, I'm grateful, yes, and I just assumed that it was maybe a bit tart or. He...

...didn't like how cold it was, so I held on Phillip his water bowl with a nice merloh. Yeah, so I hadn't mean that. It wasn't a green grape, it was a red grape and he was mad about it. I held the grape in my in the palm of my hand, for about thirty seconds to warm the grape up, because I thought that was his problem, and I then through the grape back to him and my my fury son swallowed that grape whole and it was only then that we realized that grapes are poisonous to dogs and spend on. He swept it out once and you were like no, no, swallow it, take that one again, that I really don't think I should have this, and then you were like, O, son, you will need what I thought I'd been a good boy, but I'll miss you. Father quant. We had to sweet to spend an hour making the boy be sick so that he would get the great out of him. Yeah, just kept showing him the audio from the food episode tomed. It just kept playing. God, throw up you, but pless him. Honestly, you you haven't. You haven't been close to a dog until your entire arm has been down his throat. I feel the same way about life partners. This. I hate this. What are we doing on the money right? I don't know. Sorry. Yeah, I don't think I'm richer for having this conversation. CRAFTS, if you're out there, we'd love some money. We would. We love money and we'll take all of it. As the review. Yeah, we've got any, save winstead. Really delightful show. I need to a voice. He's American, isn't he? It's a real cowboy, really done cowboy, a lot of fun. I like the antagonism dynamic. I think less talented all raiders might get buried under the tension, forcing the show to suffer from some awkwardness. These hosts put it off real well, he put really but I added that for a like inflection. Yeah, yeah, almost has a bit of a whose line is it anyway? VIBE? Definite recommend and that's from Brandon ten eighty three via apple podcast. Baby, I have some American relatives over at the moment and I'll recruit one of them to read that in the most offensive southern d all, like an ask for cool. That sounds great American as we can go to the dial. All right, all right, to hear y'all. All right, all right, a hear y'all. That's really delightful show, a lot of fun. I like the antagonism dynamic. I think less talented are ready or reads just my get get buried understood tension. Yeehaw, you say y'all. Y'All works in this ehtes not work. We're gonna put in a y'all. Y'All, don't even not a fun y'all works perfectly. Really Delightful Show, a lot of fun. Y'All. I like the antagonism dynamic. I think less talented orators might get buried under the tension, forcing this show to suffer from some awkwardness. But they, says, pull it off really well, almost as a bit of whose line is it anyway? Definite recommend Brendon Brandon Brendon, breend Brent with Brend Brend or is it Brenda n? And it's a lady Brenda N or Brendan. Thank you very much for leaving a review. That's incredibly kind of you, and thank you very much to Aurora for reading that message. If I could convince it to do it cool. Yeah, thanks, her or a nice name. It's not for sale. You can't have it. I've got my trillo books out. I offer you five trillow books. As you want to host, mate, I I'd love to host. Go for it microphone and I'll spit some facts. Spoiler of that. I only told you what the what I'm going to talk about. Have you ever just had a talk with somebody that you don't know? You're just at a bus stop or you're at the coffee you're at coffee sharp or your you're in line in a queue at Testcos and you just have a natter with somebody. You're just you have a very human moment with a complete stranger and you never see them again, but they take up a little space in your mind. MMM, like, I love that as an adult. That's one of my favorite things that I experience and that I go out of my way to experience is those little moments of human kindness where something you say, it's free to compliment somebody, like it's free. If you like something, telling somebody that you like it is real good. And it's the same way with like. Sometimes I will ask for the time. I don't I have the time of my phone, but I'll ask an old person for the time. I want people and feel. You see, yeah, she's just to open a dialog. Just open a dialog. After you help me move house. We dropped you off and we went to the shop on the way and you wanted to get the Bee's knees a bottle of Rose A. Yes, but got idd and didn't have your idea and I said, don't worry, man, I'll pop him and I went in and I reached the wine Ale and I was like right, I'm looking for rose a. What the fuck is rose a? And there was just a lady there, just...

...in the wine island. I was like, Hallo, I don't know what I'm doing here. I've been told I need a rose a. what's a rose? That's good, and this lady just taught me through all the different options. With this one's sweet. This one's just talking me through all the different options and recommended some of the thaves and that was just really nice. That was just a stranger in a Sainsbury's. That was this young man needs help his last picking an Alco juice. He won't over me. When have I seen your mum? CAN WE FINDS UP? Hey, over the over the Tannoy, there's a young boy here, Alex Springthorpe's Dad. Please report to customer services. He's trying to buy row rosy. The way you say rose is very sweet. At its lovely. You've got this kind of soft quality to it. But yeah, talking to strangely and Nice rejoy should like a nice rose. A should. When I used to work in call centers, I used to like it because it was business to business that I did. It was energy supply I used to dealing and you'd get like motorbike dealerships calling up to query a bill. Just go h motorbikes that are sick. Talk to me about them then, and they just would. And people love to talk about the things I want to talk about. I like that. Yeah, yeah, man, you got that spark and that you can hear the joy when somebody talks about something they care about. Like you know when you're talking facetoface with somebody and they are talking about something that they are an expert in that you know nothing about and you're not understanding a word of it, but you're they're like wow, you love this and that fully agree. I can do that for hours. Would you know what the thing for me right is that that the old adage that is lending someone. You're in if you like, if it makes somebody feel good, to give up like your time to listen to a thing that they want to tell you. Now, whether whether you want to know it or not, really actually is only relevant if you're very, very short on time, but if you're not, God, the amount of good that can do for somebody is like immeasurable. Lend, lend somebody. You're ear right. It's yeah, give give people some frigging time. I've made some really cool friends recently. Put out a shout for my confessions book that I'm doing, which, again, if you have anything you want to talk about, just call me. We know I've got time for you. But yeah, I'm doing my confessions thing and, like, I've had a couple of people message. got a couple of whom, I think me and my Lithuanian friend either, who I met through Tom there. She'll be pissed off at the way you've pronounced her name, though, but I've never spoken, I've never said a name out loud before. I've only would you like to know how you say said name? Yes, please, yever, yeaver. That that's a much nicer pronunciation. I like that, yeaver, but yeah, I wouldn't. I wonder whether you I wonder whether you can do a surname, though, or petrow skate? No, I've got it. You know what that's actually? That's super close. That's really good. It's all skateboard pain, no skateboard. It's yeah, low petrol skateboard, smash, like ever. That's an actual person's Alex is just like a bad guy. Yeah, it's the villain of the piece. are a yellow skateboard for the things I've done ever, in crime, if he's committed. I hope I get it right now, but I believe it's pronounced yever Petrowsky Day, yeah, but but all skate there. Yeah, but but all skate there. I hope you are terribly wrong and I hope Alex was closed into that I really, I really lent into that, put some staink on it, put some actually you mentioned in the Intro to your segment paying somebody a compliment and how that is good as well. There's a lady I work with and she's a couple of years older than me. I think she's not thirty yet. She's got a sign up on a desk. It's like a cat calendar, but it's not a you hang in there, it's not an inspirational one like that. It's a nursery rhyme that's basically like fuck off. Like it. It's a office appropriate fuck off sign with a CUTA grumpy cap. She isn't a social woman. She doesn't Chit Chat. She goes to work to earn the money and then she goes home and she lives a life and I am all for that. But since the first of October she has been coming to work in her spookiest outfits and it's magical. That's she's not there for joy, but she's there to please herself and she came to work, I think it was only the other day, she was wearing a dress and it had like cobwebs on it and spiders on it and I was like hello, colligue, that dress is amazing, it's great, and she just smiled, and she's not a smiley person, and it was just Nice, how wonderful like that went to do and she liked it. For yes, yeah, it's just I'm gonna be at solidaractory, solidary tree, so spots, solid, solid. I'm gonna wear a solid Tarot tree. It's a tree that's very solid and call it Alex, because Alex it's he's...

...a solid boy. He's a solid, solid tarret tree. It's actually a tall, strong Tarot card reading tree. It's a solid poetry. It's where it's. It's a solid so it's a Larry Party cree and it's an alien superman that it's onnest a. try it. That's the one I just said, alley bear. It's okay, though. It's okay, we can, we can both share this one. A solid carrot tree is the first tree that grows carrots and it's solid. Love that I'm a touch with. Where were we going with this? I'm so fucking we're instilling about how nice we can be two people and then, yeah, about that for a minute. Yeah, called an actual listener of ours Yeow, Skate Board. Yeah, yeah, that. Yeah, that. And I have been discussing starting a second PODCAST, to which I've told you both about, which is on a similar vein to the book I want to do, but a very different way of handling the same idea of doing conversations with complete strangers. We can either edit your voice to Sam Weird or you can have just your voice, but we won't mention names or genders or ages. If you don't want us to, like you, tell us what we can say and then just talk to us about a time in your life. You know, we've all had an adventurous time through life and I think talking about things is beautiful. I think sharing there's something in it. May I'm telling you, it's it's a beautiful thing to just be able to say hey and then talk and just have that beautiful conversation. Oh, why don't you actually, why don't you pick up your telephone now? Yes, put in eleven rando digits. Just call the stranger starting with zero seven, nine Rando digits. Give me, okay, zero seven, and then give me some numbers. Nine, nine, yeah, six, eight, hundred five, seven, two, three. Thank you. Nine again, nine again, yet six, how many is that? If you got now? Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten eleven calling. Okay, so as she's just made a phone call while we're having a phone call. Yeah, so he's hung up on the phone call. It's just my plant work top. Now it's fifty percent majority and it's just mean, yeah, Hey, buddy, how you doing now? But I'm really good met you. Yeah, that's very good. I'm sure that right now actually might be talking to somebody, which is nice, and he may actually be recording it, so you can probably cut this in like now. Hi, how did that go? How were they? They didn't answer. So pretty high again, ring, though. It didn't read it, but this number is unavailable. So the number was real but has not been paid for. Maybe try again, try another one. Let's go. Yeah, gives a number. Boys. Well, we can't read them out because if you do actually speak to somebody, well, you just beap alisters. Okay, God, O, seven, three, three, yeah, three, yeah, three, three, yeah, three, yeah, nine, Oh, yeah, divided by by two, yeah, three, three, yeah, I'm not good at count just do three all the way through. It actually like the podcast is. That's us. That's who we are. No, Tom's nine range. The threes. Oh, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, hello and welcome to British Gas. Is called about? Yeah, sorry, guys, no answer. Oh, seven, eight, hundred and nine, two time. Just give me someone in your life number and I'll just say hi, I'm just calling for a chat. They won't know me. Just give me a number. Give me okay, phone book. Oh, seven, three, yeah, number number. Yeah, number, number, number. Yeah, number, number, number. Who is it? I can't tell you that. It's a random stranger. R I don't know them. They do, I know. Okay, and we will have to wait and see what happens there. Who is it? Alex, do you not recognize that phone number? No, how do you not know your own wives phone number? Is that her number? That's wild. That's wild what it must be. Man's got your number as well. Man's got a phone book on his phone. I don't need to know phone numbers anymore. That's going to be so weird, though, because he's going to call it and I wonder whether she'll recognize his voice because she doesn't listen to the podcast. Hi, I entered your number randomly into my keyboard, just by slapping loads of buttons. Just let you know if you want to chat, you know, come around. Hi, Hey, wait, I need to connect you back to my headphones because I was having it so that they can hear the audio. Okay, well, that's good of you. Well then, how were...

...they wait? Hang out. They didn't answer, by the way, Oh, you've gone for so long. I left a message but didn't answer. Okay, okay, I just have to the message saying hi. Yeah, I entered your number randomly. If ever want to chat just because cool, you like a right Dick. Thinks that was nat that's my partner. fucking hate you. You just look like a fool. Now, Astley, no, now it looks like I'm coming on to it. That's not fun. And Call My fucking friends, beyond say friends, Mrs Sorry, and be like yeah, you want fucking call me up of a matter, pun intentionally. Have a matter with natter. I've used the post Natalie's phone number on the INSTAGRAM and twitter. Anybody wants to call her up and just give her a chat, you can. Yeah, you can't. Service we provide the wide of thirty three percent majority conglomerate callers. Anytime, Cole, call a girlfriends fiances, anytime, call thirty three percent majority presents natter with Nata, you big ugly twatter. That's your fucking girlfriend, right. That's no, no, you can't, for she's no, no, she's not lying. A letter, weird voice mail, but I didn't say that. No, you, you the reader, the person reading is the ugly twatter. It's me. I'm the one always reading it. I've disclaimed the thirty three percent majority is not an anti ugly twatter pod. Guess it's not an Antenata, not a twatter fluffer. Thirty three percent majority is not a TWAT's feel that. That's Fars Advertising, isn't it? I feel like I've I've asked this. The last few episodes were I think we did a pretty good podcast this week. Guys, I thought, Oh, it was nice. It was just nice to be back. If it were, yeah, it wasn't great. It's because I'm still getting up to speed. I'm out of touching the world, the realm of podcasting. Welcome, Alex is annewest. Guess you stretch out? Did you do you lunges before you started? No, I've sprained my podcasting muscle. Terrible. This is an awful time. Your flowering race my laughter bones this is the worst day of my life. Certainly has been a podcast. It's lovely to be back. Thank you very much for listening to a podcast. I've genuinely missed doing it. It's reviews. Always gents to spend reviews. Doing this, do a review. It's the Dower Review. Review. Do a review and on the Review Voice of your choice. Follow us on spotify and allow US home and say hello, cozy place and tell me your secrets. Come and see my new house that I made. This has been, if you need help moving house, this has been a thirty three percent Ma arity podcast and I've been your host. It's a Me Maddie O. I can't speechless, and I've also been your host. It's a Bluigi. I have also been your host. Who Woo Daddy. It's me peach. I thought you'RE gonna go for like Bowlser or something, which would have just been he's Alex, who and daddy me bows all, if you want take could you do ghost, please, like the Ghost Boo, I think his name is. Yeah, of course it's me, your host. Who Woo Daddy Boo. I've given someone an erection by doing that. have an eye. It's me. I'm I'm the person anyway. Thank you all very much for listening. We will see you all next week. Bye, bye. It's I'm going to do the thing now that I'm back, weary, just I'm waiting for it. Yeah, okay, is he that? I haven't got a desk yet, so I'm just on the SOFA now. It's quite I can get comfy. I'm so there's two bad guys in Mario it's they're like the alternate versions of Mario Luigi, and you've got wallow Eigi and Warrio and I don't know what. Yeah, and I think they just make this noise where it's just like yeah, wow, it's wow, wow, Ye, who wait, Daddy, wow, my thanks for listening to thirty three percent majority. Y'All,.

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