The 33% Majority
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Episode 29 · 6 months ago

Ep. 29 - Records, Relativity and Really Useful Tips

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

It's here. Not on time, but certainly not a day late like last time, TOM. 'It' being episode 29 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure.

In this week’s episode, your 3 radio fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing 33% Majority world record attempts, how old we all are (Ash, of course, being the most oldest), and how to hack life, respectively.

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Do you actually want the link? Yeah, I'd you. fucking percent of my want the link. What do you mean? Okay, let me copy it, Tim. I think your accounts been hect hello and welcome back to another episode of the thirty three percent majority, a talk show where you'll find three friends fighting for their fifteen minutes of fame. I'm your host, alleged mass murderer Alex Spring thought. I think you're fine. I'm your host, alleged Alex Wrangler, Ashley Hall. No, I think you'll find I'm the host, a horrible hybrid being of all three hosts from an alternate universe. Tashlicks hurt whole Chin thought. I love that. Yeah, it feels weird being all of us. We Are Legion and we are many. That yeah, okay, sure, that is what they call us over there and we just sort of try it. Since indicated, all the PODCASTS are you wanted to kick off by saying the three of US missed like a massive milestone in thirty three percent majority history. Just that, just quickly. How many weeks are there in a year? Fifty two? The three I thought there was fifty two. I win this round and we do a podcast a week Yep, as of Episode Twenty Six, we've been podcasting for six whole months and we did nothing. Wow, yeah, no, we did. Hey, no, we didn't. Is that a bit like? You know, a little, you know, when you were younger and you were in a relationship, though, and you'd like celebrate your one month of the first year and then you six months and the a six months of ver. Sorry, yeah, it was. It a bit like that. Oh my God. Yeah, we made it six months. Happy Anniversary. I just wanted to highlight that. We that we sort of goofed on ourselves and and miss that one, which is a shame. But yeah, six months is a while. How long are we doing this for? I was thinking six months. All right then, thanks so much for watching, no listening. A gentleman, we will not see you all this by. It's been great. By. Yeah, HMM. Usually we do anecdotes here, but mine's awful, so I don't want to go first. Okay, Ash, I have an anecdate. Yeah, OK, so I went to the shop yesterday. Right, I did all the things you meant to do. I put my lascar and I went to the shop. I had a brief meander around and I bought an onion and a carrot, some noodle stuff and some spices and shit. Okay, I am cycling home. I get home and I put the shopping away and I go out for a bike card of my little brother. I get sex from the BEE's knees while I'm out. Hey, you forgot the carrot. Now I know I didn't. I bought a carrot. I know I didn't. Forget to buy the carrot. I know I didn't. So I text back the MM. Those what you were. When you buy a carrot, you fucking know about it. Listen, you only to only buy a carrot once in a lifetime. I can and I never forget when you mean it. Yeah, well, when you're emotionally ready for it, and I was. So I put I pick the carrot up, putting my shop to go and put it in the fridge. Put the bottom drawer of the fridge. I know I did. So I get a text. There's no carrot. I replied, yes, there is. It's massive and in the bottom of the fridge. You couldn't miss it. This thing was like fucking King Kong's thin finger after a spray Tan. It's very big carrot. So I get home from my bike, rid my little brother and the bee's knees is like, Oh, I couldn't find that carrot. So I went looking for it and had like a full fifteen minute breakdown. I know I bought the fucking carrot and the Bee's knees isn't a very good liar, so she was like, Oh, I haven't, I haven't seen the carrot and I believed there. I'm like, how fucking there's no mischief there. I know I bought the carrot. I know I put the carrot in the fridge and it hasn't turned up and I'm fucking outraged. This isn't college, this is done. So there's no conclusion to this. Sorry, I was expected as well. Concludes. You still haven't found the carrot. Sixty seven P I'm never getting back a mystery carrot on the loose. See, usually what happens as magicians make rabbits disappear, not the things they eat. So it's impressive that you've managed to do that accidentally. Maybe there's a rogue of frog magician's rabbit. Yeah, he's yeah, exactly. Disappear, reappearing in the fridge, takes a carrot, disappears again. How would you know? It's the perfect crime. MMM, Ash, you've got to try it with more thing. It's maybe your fridge is interdimensional. Start putting notes in there. If found, please call all my Tup of it's linked it. It's linking to the universe that I came from. Tashliks, Tom, can you check? Well, sorry, the Tom Hybrid, that is the three of us. Can you check ashes fridge for me please? Yeah, fuck, there's an orange dildo in here. Tom, it's a carrot, to my promise. It' is a carrot. I don't believe. I believe you think it's not.

Seriously, this carrot, how it had two large novels on it. It wasn't a perfect carrot, but it was big and I was like you'll be perfect, and I'm so. I think it that's all down to social media ruining children's expectations of what a normal carrot should look like. Carrots come in all shapes and sizes. Every every carrot is perfect. That's the message of trying to sell here. But the moral of this story is that, oh, the name rile of the story. Yeah, that's my anecdot. Guys, I must a fucking carry and I'm still I'm still upset about it, still beat up about it. Yeah, enough, Tom I'm still not ready to share my anecdote of you got one? Yeah, I've got one. And yesterday afternoon post Malone and the weekend released a new song from, I believe it's post mylone's upcoming fourth studio album, and I listened to it yesterday in the afternoon when it was released and I really liked it, really really liked it, mm a lot. And so I've listened to it on repeat all day, all day today and yesterday, from when it came out, and it's it's all I can think about and it's all I can listen to and if you were to tell me to play some music right now, that would be the only thing I want to play. And I've I've always like, I've experienced liking a song where you want to play it a lot before, but not to this extent. And I feel ill right it's in there. What's the song called? It's called right now. One right like if if you wanted to listen to it, when would you like to listen to it? Right now? See what you did there. Classy fucking move. Playing the song title named Joan that's a yeah, that's good humor, that's upper class humor. That's same hypercross. Thanks. Did I buy you enough time, Alex. Are you ready now? It's a bad one. I could take up my parrot for five moments if you want. No, it's fine, I think I am ready. I just need everybody to know that I was a victim in this. Okay, just please don't think ill of me. So t other day I got home and Beth was like, right with you, jeans off because it's washed ay and those jeans are Yucky jeans. So then he need to go for a wash. So I did. I went to the lounge, I sat down, I was I was just chilling in my undy's. It's my house, I paid for it, I can wear what I want to wear, whatever room I want to wear it. And we've got like a really chunky thick knit blanket. It's really it's nice. It's got a good weight to it, but it, you know, when I say Chunky, thinking it means it's got like holes in it. Almost. Yeah, okay, it's hard to describe it. So really it's a it's a luxurious, high end, nice blanket and my cat is terrified this thing, because she walks across it and a little cat hands full through the holes right so to traverse the thick knit, chunky look serious blanket. She deploys the cat knives in hands clause to get some traction, exactly four wheel drive, low range. She she slipped a little bit as she was walking across the Sofa towards me. She slipped a bit and it gave her a big spook. So she decided to zoom zoom away from the danger towards me, her loving father, and as she ran across me her she deep breaths, her claw went in my Yurethra. This is why I wear a turtle kneck it. Oh Yeah, as you've got constant protection. Yeah, you can't put anything in my in the end of my penis without why I'm so pissed off that mine was stole. If I wasn't circumcised, I wouldn't have fallen. Fallen foul to this heinous and let me just say that I can't remember the last time anything put a chlorine in Mayr Ethra. It's a very strange place to have a wound. MMM, I would imagine I've had I've had a cut, unlike the underside of my penis, which what was just wasn't a great time for anybody involved, because you can't like, you can't think without something. Yeah, I know where you know. I mean, Ha, you be in a conversation. That's sound, but that sounds so terrible, Ashley. Imagine having twelve of them and a huge incision after having your foreskin removed and hang an adult when they took your fast. I was old enough to fucking remember it, Ashley. Yeah, I'm it doesn't matter if it was an adult. Actually, imagine any age someone took some penis from me. Times where it's felt like somebody's taking penis from me. Hey, just right, we'll get onto the show just momentarily. One last minor ADICTO is. I was seven when, when a doctor did...

...it to me. Yeah, I was about and seven or eight, and they don't let you go home until you've piss used the toilet. HMM, that's how press it. And I went for my piss and I saw my mutilated whanger for the first time and instantly passed out. Yet, Alex, something so similar happened to me. Something so similar happened to me. So they put me to sleep to take my Johnson away when they when I went to they did, and I went from my penis off surgery. They put me to sleep and they put me to sleep with gas rather than an injection, I guess. Okay. And when I woke up, the Nice nurse lady that took my penis away said to me you're going to feel really queasy and really woozy and that's only going to be made worse by the fact that you that your penis is going to look very different to what it wants did and and I said yeah, HAH, yeah, I'm going to be fine because I'm a I'm big, strong, big strapping, strong boy, even though I'm missing parts of my Dick now. And I had had had a look at my little top, my little Tommy whanger, and and it made me sad. It was like it wasn't it wasn't my favorite experience of abstted to see, isn't it? Yeah, it's. It's just different because I hadn't actually seen that part of me before. Hence the surgery. HMM. So my dad said, how you feeling this? I Feel Find Dad, and my penis looks a bit weird, but I still good, he said we can, we can go home. So you go for some million rings and I said, I said, yeah, something sounds really good, please. I probably like a, like a cheese bog from McDonald's. And I'd stood up and my legs said no, you don't. You don't need to use us at all, do you know? And Yeah, I just they probably thought they were next. Yeah, I just hit the floor and ye, see what happened to that board for chats the shore. It's don't. Wasn't he got it. Weirdness we are. Fuck, think me the mom move, but he won't know where here. These visions based on movement. It's like a t rex. But Yeah, so I just folded like a deck chair in the hospital with my with my Wanger, just just on full Shaw. Okay, this week's episode sponsored by circumcisions. MMM, feels, feels good to be able to do a piss out of it. I could, I can still do pisses out of mine. I've got my forcekin. What's going on? Yeah, mine was rubbish, though. They gave me a rubbish one. You were lasting line for for skins, but I got this one left. Sorry, mate make do so. Sorry, dear, this way it's a bit of a tight fit for you. Be Right, you'll grow into you. You know, when you have some leftover food and you get some cling fields up and you this is going you want to wrap them like any of the thing film like round the bowl to keep it fresh, because you're going to like put it in the fridge or something. You know, when you do it far too tight and then it's really difficult to get it off afterwards, like when you want to read. Far too difficult to piss on your leftovers. And now I was going down the route of like that was that was why I went to go see Dr Cock off, because they just wrap my God, just wrap mine up too tightly. You can't get that that Dang thing. After cackoff loves past the parcel. Thanks, DR WHO DO AFTER? Yeah, so that's that's that's what it's like having a penis sometime. Are we are, we are, we are, we we could yeah, existential crisis, are we? What is the A podcast? What is it to be a podcast, to be on the PODCAST? Therefore, I am Alex. Are you there? Are you having like an existential crisis? Yeah, I had said I'd just switch from my main router to the extension just just so I could receive you in high fidelity. I'm sorry, I just dipped so Polish that you have two, two sources of Wi fi. I mean, you're not going to like this. Actually, I've actually got through, but one that I used a today, one that I used during the weekends and then one that I holiday in over the winter months with my family, paid for by you, the taxpayer. Should we do podcast? We should do a podcast. Yes, Thomas, let let us now do a podcast. Let us to podcast. Whose turn is it? Did we decide that it's you? I thought it was yours. Yeah, simperly the case. You know, when you wondering, when it's time to do something, it's typically because it's the only way you step back. So I've been thinking right backtrack. I'm obviously I'm having a boy. A boy is happening, a sweet baby sun. It makes you think about things in life and kind of what's it all for, and I've been thinking about like, what am leaving behind? What's my legacy for this sweet,...

...succulent spring thought son. HMM, I'll think I can. Obviously, they'll be the podcast and you know that. I mean, you know obvious. You know. Put that to one side for obvious reasons. I want something really impressive that my son, he'll know this about me and they will always be proud. So I've been looking at world records. Okay, I'm just wondering if it if I could set a world record. Okay, for forever. We'll go on. It'll just have my name tied to it and he'll know it's his dad. I be proud of me. Yeah, I mean, I've been researching some world records. I can give you some source material, but I was hoping we can maybe brainstorming and come up with a world record I could break. Let's go. So, first and foremost, we know you can lift anything, but only once. So do we put you in for power lifting record and don't warn them that you're nuclear powered? It's a bloody good shout, isn't it? Because that you know in the incredible right guys, are you ready fucking movie reference? You know, in the incredibles, when all DAS wants to do is do racing, all he wants to do is run. Very good, but you just got stup, be souring and the end, HMM, and then at the end, Dad, credible is like no slide doubt, go a bit faster, not that much. Commands. Like backed out that you guys could do that for the sidelines as I lift earth off its axis. Yeah, okay. So you have me and Tom stood at the sidelines and we're like don't use your full your full power, Alex, and then when you inevitably fail to lift the world record for quite heaviest thing lifted, and we can be like it's because he was holding back, and then they'll probably give it you out a niceness because they'll believe me. In some we're very honest. We've got very honest. That's a generous like that. Yeah. Well, then we're like, oh, it's a world record that some some person's training the entire existence for. Let's give it to these three, these three people. Hi, we want to steal a record. The last guy, the God, has spend twenty five years lifting. Do you think the three of US could lift the same amount as the person that did the world record now we together? Yes, yeah, like a combined three of US effort. Well, what's the first of all, let's find the record. Let's check this out. What is the heaviest thing someone googling. I'm geogling the worry. I do have some example records that I do want to run through, by the way, so we'll get to those in a sack. But this is fire, fire, yours off whilst I'm finding no, no, Ashlett, bencher, Ashley, this is such important information that's coming to lie. I wouldn't interrupt. We can't go on without it. Yeah, so the five hundred and one kilograms who off for ton I could lift tone. I don't think that's the fuck it. This is a deadlift, by the way. Lift to go over your head. A dead a deadlift is not that she don't lift, is just where you pick a thing at that. Let's not that I don't fucking they do. I A deadlift is quite literally just making it, making the thing not beyond the ground anymore. Half a ton Sean, the Olympian, used to listen. I'm sorry, Alex, before you run through your list, I I've just come up with like an achievable one that I reckon. We could do now right, not now. When I say now like I mean we could do it whenever we wanted to. I'm doing it now. Tell me, Tom what's one thing that the three of us can relatively competently do skate. No, not that one. Calm, we can all come. Yeah, we we can do that, but we're doing it right now and it's not coming, though. It is. No, it's hey, it is okay, alongside coming. We're doing it right now. Pod, is it Tom is it podcasting? Well learned. Congratulations, Alex. why don't we just do why don't we just do the world's longest podcast? Well, is the world's longest podcast, though, but like a twenty four hour world's longest. HMM, look bad. I'm Mike Russell. Thirty six hours. We could be that. How many? Thirty six hours? Thirty six hours, I longer than we have currently podcasted for. That's true. Our podcasts are an hour long. EAVE. What we do is we just go around one of our houses and just hang out for thirty six and a half hours, I reckon. What we do is we take shifts, having naps so that two of us are always awake, and I reckon that we have multiple segments planned along with maybe like watching a movie and commenting on it and maybe playing a Vigia game. And I reckon we could so, so very easily be so what we do then, as we start planning for this? I Alex, I think this is a toom and Alex. this is a great idea. We just book four days off between. I was all set for doing it right now, but I have got work in the morning, so now I've to day's not good. Stay at new jobs. Today's not a good day. Yes, it's probably not a great one for me. However, now that we've said it and thought about it, I actually reckon. I'm set. I'm setting my new year's resolution now, Alex, that we are going to get you a Guinness World record by doing together the world's longest podcast, so that your Boyson can have a Guinness World record certificate to...

...remember you buy when you are but ashes no, and never be mine. I they won't know. I don't. I wouldn't want to be his. What. But I think that's a tremendous idea. Who is the current record holder? So the current world record holder for thirty six hours is Mike Russell, cofounder of UK Park. You Might Russell. Mike Russell Propelled Your Russell. I'm coming for you, Mark Russell. We're all going to come in you, for you that mark or Mike, I've already forgotten his name. Fuck, I've already forget some yeah, that's right, but you forgettable, Mister Russell. It's my oh, he released them in our segments and has guests for like every fucking hour. No, that's cheating, that doesn't care. That's not know yet, that's not know that. That isn't how it works. Now, I mean this technically, by those same standards, could very well be just the world's longest podcast, because that right, that attempt is invalid. Exactly. That's so stupid, because it doesn't prove that he did it for thirty six consecutive hours, does it? Well, I she me live stream boring now that we've got it in the bag. Honestly, I was expecting to the segment, of the other way around. I was expecting to give you some examples and some records and then we settle on what the record is. But Hey, we fuck it. We what we what you guys did, is I threw a very soft ball, you got your baseball bats and you just knocked it all the way out of my park and you've done a tremendous effort. And now that we've got that one in the bag, and we're going to go for like all of them. Then we just going to go see the world record book together. As I mean, these are just some these are just some records that I've collated and I think what the premise is is I will tell you what the record is and you tell me why it's a record, so that this one, for example, I am looking currently at a picture of a man who has got an apple held in his mouth and in his hands he has chainsaw and he's using the chainsaw to cut the apple that he's holding in his mouth, and the record is most apples held it own mouth and cut by chainsaw in one minute. How many apples do you think this man done a cut with using his teeth to hold them? With? Twelve, I was about to say twelve. It's got to be twelve. And it or like fifteen. What? Two hour, one every two seconds. Fifteen, okay, I mean that's fuck yeah, one every four seconds. My bad. I mean, I'm can't you, Ma Ash, if you you sounded so confident there. I mean this this gentleman the only mach to do eight. Oh Shit, point Tom Pathetic. So if you wanted to give it a go, you sounded confident Tom could do it. I don't want to do it. No, no, no, no, I've got poor spatial reasoning. No, I would just I would make a hash of that, a hash of my mount is a tree. I'll hold the apples in my mouth. Tom You can put the apples in and out of my mouth, and Alex, you can swing the chainsaw, no problem whatsoever. If there's a job you can trust me to do, it's operate a chainsaw near a face. That's like the only way to do it, naturally, isn't it? Hmm, I am a man of extreme dexterity skill to NASA I have. I have a hunger for success. Actually, I have a hunger of pain. saw that only my friend Alex. how exciting. Okay, gone, give us another one. He does more world record guys, what do you think the longest distance? Sorry, weird phrasing on the world rck with weird phrasing on the world record. What do you think the longest distance a table has been carried using only the mouth, specifically the teeth? All four legs of this table are off the ground a mile. What table is it? Is it a woulden table, my plastic table? What kind of table is it? Blah, blah, blah, Blah Blah. It's a twenty six pound table. A mile and a one hundred and ten pound woman was sat on it. Oh my God. So a hundred thirty six pound. Yep, a mile. Okay, in British in tellograms, that's sixty what that's? That's my way. Sixty one kilogram. That's how far carried me in his mouth. For however far he carried me, caught of a mile, a mile. So you guys, you're just look at these record a tips. Are Going fucking cowards, these, these world record holding cowards, that these digits are nothing, because this chap was only able to do it for a easily thirty eight feet. So fucking now, disgusting. We've got now, we've got the NHS. Why don't? Why don't we just do some daft records that involve mutilating our bodies? We get free healthcare. Let's just fucking do it. Send it while the where is gonna Happen? A couple of months off work? Okay, I've got one. Who's got who's got the biggest whanger? Out of the three of us? I've seen Alexas and flop it's about the same size as mine. I've seen both of yours and I think I would have to say you, tomer. That makes sense. Thanks. Okay, so what we could do is the most amountt of marshmallows squished with a flaccid penis,...

...but it's you all operating the the penis smashes the flaccid penis. Yeah, exactly, whilst recording the longest episode of a podcast. I've got it, Alex, you just you've just honestly, you've just struck gold. How about we do a fucking forty hour podcast and in that forty hour podcast we also break other world records or create new ones. Yeah, Penis might smash is one. We could do the foteen minute. What you've got dogs go. I'm what do you think the fastest hundred meter a skateboard by a dog is? But like speed. A dog got on a skateboard. A dog got on a skateboard and pushed himself for a hundred meters. How quickly could he do it? Two minutes, three and a half nineteen point six five seconds. And I think, if correctly motivated, Joey could smash that wreck. Okay, how are you gonna getting to stay on a skateboard. He can barely walks. Thick as pig shit, exactly, stick as pigshit. So he's not going to get distracted by anything or he'll be distracted by everything. The studio audience probably won't help. No, very true. Anybody's got a meeting people, one meeting treats on their person. That'll certainly throw him off. It is. It does get stage anxiety as well. So all those people bless him. But, like I reckon, we could do some really fucking dumb ones. Like Alex, how many watermelon know how many tomato ketchup packets do you think you could punch open in a minute? And Ashley, how many Tomato Ketchup pack is punched open? Do you think you could catch in your mouth and we can do a two for one what? So you have to punch it and then throw it and the nice to catch it. So many come shots of catchup? No, I'd have to punch it in such a way that it hits the back of Ashley's esophagus. This you didn't need to hit the back of my throat with it. That's just not very polite. Actually, it's a world record. It's about speed and power. You want to come on, you just come on the end of my tongue with that to my catch up. Don't fucking don't throat the sorry, actually, I really should treat you with more respect when I'm punching catch up. Your got buck. My eyeshadows not running. I'm not being paid in experience loves mace. I've got. I've got time for one final world record. It's more of an honorable mention that it's very much aims at you, tomer. MMM, most victory royals in fortnight. have an I already is. That is the using a quad stick, mouth operated joystick, no hands. A quadruplegic set this world record using a state of the art controller. That means it's mounted on an what if it's just fucking one? Now I'm gonna it's a sizeable amount. The controller is mounted on an arm and it is operated by sipping, puffing and it's got a lip position censer and just using the mouth. How many victory royals do you think this young man was able to able to achieve? Chugs, jugged, jugs, chugged rather for six hundred final answers. Yeah, I don't want to sound abless. I'm over gain. Yeah, five hundred and nine. I was so close. Fuck, yeah, that's incredible. You know how people are ablest or like they are discriminatory against people that are disabled. Yeah, I have both of my hands and the correct amount of fingers and I've only been able to do five hundred and eight. Victory. No, I've only had like maybe like five, and he has. He has literally twenty four hour beaten me. It doesn't have a time frame. I think it may just be an overall total. It's still just impressive. I was impressed at the technology that's and also blow anacity of this young man. Yeah, congratulations, that's insane. His name? Let's give me a shower. What's his name? Jeremy, good snipe. Good job, Jeremy, good snack. Close, ashy closes the Toab like two hours ago. No idea. This is copy and painted onto a Google doc. I was like, I wasn't prepared to sit sources. Got All my notes. No fucking ask buzzfeed, ash I just google. I just googled. He's called. He's called Victory Chug Jugman. That's how actually, do you think the name chose him? Which you change his name out? So many chunk competitions. Probably, I would imagine, want to choose a wizard. Should we go? Should we do it? What to fair? What the fuck to were too? Foo? Whoo the fuck. Yes, please, hello everybody, and welcome back to your favorite, your very favorite, your most favoritest of segment, segments between segments. Urburn, the fricktionary, the entry that I have today, and I've got no...

...fucking clue. House pronounce this fucking it's giving you best balls bals, Hoor O, balls, Hooro. I have no idea. It's Spelt Bravo, Oscar Lima, sniper rifle, Oscar M Nico, like from GTA Alfa Romeo had Tom. Yeah, I forgot it already. You'd said the thing, but Sonaro Bolls, Bolsa, buls ONA up ball souls, Honora Boll Sinaro, Bol son Aar. Well, I'm going to write it down. Hang on, wolse on a row row balls, son row balls rights. The word a different language. You've opened up the wrong APP. This is a Spanish yeah, docom Tom, not don't, yes, or whatever it is. Oh Fuck, I'll son of. I mean it's but it sounds like a spell. Okay, it's a wizard. Now is I don't think it's a wizard. I don't know what to do with that information. But it sounds like a spell. But I was making a spell. That's the word I'd use for it. Bolls on row. Okay. So I sort of went down the bolonaise route. Is it some kind because this has come from urban dictionary. Is it's some kind of Yucky Bolonaise? It's bilonnaise with the coming at. It's coming our. I hate it, but there's no reason for it to be. That a right. But it's likely that Ashwood know at. So that's the sad thing. It's what really makes you lose hope with humanity in this MMM, difficult one. It's tough because there's no Cutli. I can't. Okay, there's no sexy guesses from me. I've got nothing to nothing to pull for, pull from. I mean it's got a sound that is a bit like balls in it ball. So there's there's that part of it. Okay, saw song of the balls, ball Sonaro. It's the it's the gentle rhythmic slapping of balls, ball on against yes or Chen. That one we don't judge. Or I've just come up with a new way to think about this, because we've got no context. Please let's break the word down into its simples. We've got ball. Exactly what we've don't keep up son Arrow. So what if it's the balls of your son that have an aroma? So you've got a son who's got a stinky ball, son, stinky one ball. I think what we're not going to do is anything more with those words you just said, because they work terrible and bad to listen to. It isn't like them that put those on the fridge so we can look at them. MMM, I was just saying a bad a Roma. I did not, I know, I went nowhere else with it. I mean you went near the you went near the son's balls, which I think is just too it's too close to any part of that region of any son. I don't think anybody should, anybody should even know about that part of their song. I'm talking from the perspective of being a son, that I am someone's son and at one point I probably had some stinky balls that your father noticed. You might have the stinkiest balls. Maybe he was aware of the stench coming from my tests. Oh, oh, top toppies balls smell together today. Hey, honey, have you? Have you spilt a jar of vinegar? I'll know. That's just. That's just the ball. So the Roma. Let's just that's just. Thomas is horrible. Not Thomas, Thomas says, Stinkyntes, what a stinky paron. That's he got his Hong, his honking junk. Tommy, can Tommy please reveal the secrets unto me? Okay, ball soon or a ball Sonaro and you on you. Okay, unusually large bowel movement, the result of holding it for at least two days. I'm going to be in here a while. I have to take a bolse on a row. What's the Etymology of it? A Big Shit, what are your origins, bols on a row? You'll have to give that one a google, because I did not write the urban dictionary. Oh, there's a president. There's a president, bolson bolts on ro who didn't go to cop twenty six. He's a Brazilian politician. Damn Him. Maybe he's just a very big shit. Oh maybe that all Sonoro poop a I figured it out. Jai bols on a row advises everybody should...

...poop every other day to protect the environment. That was an environmental advice is to do a shit every other day. That makes sense. Well, let's just share every other day and save the planet as a team, right. So, yeah, okay, yeah, we'll do that. Will that could be our viral trend from last week. We can just hold your shit advise people to yeah, hold your shit in and tell us when you've done a bull Sun Er, what excellent day. Thanks, Tommy. You're welcome. That was Havan. What the fractionary? I love that for me. Wow, POW pom, pompound bow ash has got his own intro music. This is it's my I'm nose now and I give to you a small game between friends. It'll bring tears to your eyes and moisteness to between your thighs. Yeah, how old do that thing be? Yeah, I have a list of things, maybe older or younger than you think they are, and I'm going to find out who gets closer, and the winner will be called a name that I'm going to think of during this whole thing. Okay, cool, Tom Sorry, just before we jump in, just with Tom, can I borrow you in there? Actually know as sorry to mind, just waiting in the brake room for for us for a second, can I just have Tom I actually need a piss. I actually need a Piss, so I may genuinely do you nip off. I just need to have a quick word with and it's quick up quite time. So have good Piss, have podcast. I'm being genuine. I'm going for a PISS. Oh cool, okay, enjoy your piss making. We can have this actual conversation in private. How mean we're we planning on being about how old Ashley is, like a little bit, or a lot of it, think is he's so fucking old, isn't it? He's like the oldest thing. Okay, tell you what, every so we'll take it in turns. When you do a mean thing, I will like turn my nose up at the mean thing you said. After you've said a mean thing, then it's my turn to say a mean thing and new turn. You'll just take it in turns, fighting in Ashley's Corner. But actually it's a double prank, double heights. Yeah, yeah, I like that, Tom. I think that was well, yeah, I think that's like the fairest way to do it, because then we do get to Zag and Zig. It's like we're helping each other. So will also taking it in turns to help him. Yeah, he's precisely so. He's helping US help him, help each other. I've I I've lost what you were saying. I mean, I think the only thing we can conclude is we're a bloody good team. That's all we yeah, and good meeting here come. I can't believe that actually such an excellent person. I just there's so many things about actually that are just tremendous. I Love Ashley and all the great things. Yeah, I'M gonna listen to this. I'm re really absolute. WHOA, hi, upset, hi, Oh ash you're back. Wow, good of you to be so complimentary. I need to shut my door. Hang on, the three of us are so good at podcasting. What podcasting? We are at? Good, yes, such good podcast we do. I'm going to take back my timer and reset that because, to be quite frank, I just lost out on like a solid three minutes of content. Let me. You did. Are you sure you know how to work the time rash? You sure you show you know? Do you need the I need me to get your grandson over so we can explain it to you. What happened to all the Nice things you were saying when I was away. He must used it before. He's used it before, Alex, he knows how the timer works. I paused it, reset it. I can see that. I'll fucking soaky. I knew he'd be able to do it. Fuck off, Alex. Hey, look, I made a mistakes. You stay right. I'm gonna list some things. Twitter. Apology. Yeah, I've got a list of things. How old do we think? The first US be stick was the first memory drive that had a USB input output or plug as it as in like, just like an actual USB storeage device, not the universal serial bus as we know and love, just as not not the plot, not the platform, but like the memory stick. Dude, fucking know, wouldn't you? Ash Yeah, I would. I was alive. I see. Yeah, you five. I fuck it. I would put money on you being alive. Tom Course, Tom Coursey was alive. I mean I personally I think it's within the last probably fifteen years. So yeah, I think we're all alive. I don't get what you're being so mean to ask. Yeah, and it was very difficult for Ashley to transition from the use of floppy disks to USB drives. floppyness were of up of valid means of data conveyance. I think I'm gonna say a USB memory stick is going to be circle two thousand and six. I'm saying fifteen years ago, Tom Nine, nineteen or ninety five? Who? So it's two thousand and six and one thousand nine hundred and ninety five. It right. Yeah, my heart it was there. So the first USB stick was a buy in Israeli company called M systems, in one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine. It cost around thirty for a hundred and twenty eight mag of memory. Compare that to now, where you can expect to spend about ten dollars or ten seven pounds on nine pounds. I having a fucking it.

Twelve pounds. I've ever any exchange right, fucking is yeah, for eight gigs. This is from wikipedia. So it's a marror. The SOS very, very informative. Yeah, no, storage, mad, storage is crazyly where I've got the thirty two GIG ones site in my computer right now that I got for free because I stole it from somewhere I used to work. Well done, congratulations. The secret indid is crime. So we've got it all. First Point, Tom, they're so when? What year do we think the first podcast was. Oh yeah, this is a tough thing. I mean, as you'll remembered, sitting in the air raid shells, obviously want that radios to listen to the daily announcements as as the bombings were happening during the Great War, as you would know it. Thank you. It's not that he's not that fucking old God, looking whiplash with WHO's defending me and who's been nice to me. This is crazy. How got you back? It's right storey thing, fucking like I feel it I've overstepped, obviously for you. First podcast, I mean the the phrase RSS feed has been around for a while and that's what many, so many, you know. Hang on, I came to shocking me side note, but not really. I could shocking realization the other day. Is the ipod called it because of the podcast, or was the podcast call that because of the IPOD? Oh what came first? The ipod of the podcast? I think neither actually mate. I think probably my the word podon them, like peas and pods. I don't think they're related to podcast. So I think it so are it's talking to iphone. IPHONE came out two thousand seven question mark to be answered by apple users. Two thousand seven. Okay, fuck me then. I guess I'm gonna say the first podcast was two thousand and for Fuck Tom Thoughts. Golly, I think two thousand radio was a thing and I would imagine two thousand to. Oh well, I'm the two thousand and three then what? So Dead End Day's, a serialized dark comedy about zombies, was released on the thirty one of October, two thousand and three. Oh golly, so it's closer to me because I don't know if you rewind the tape, I said January, thirty first of October, two thousand and three through to two thousand and four, and it's commonly believed to be the first pot of video and audio podcast never not funny. was a pioneer in providing video contact in the form of podcasts sites. Yeah, so I think point we're going to go and it is Olsa to two thousand and four than it is two thousand and two. So I am going to give out. Yeah, thank you, all right, fair play. I just to just to just a quick addition. The creator of the name of the legendary and revolutionary device was the formal apple copywriter Winnie she's my Cato, and his task was to come up with a short and catchy name for a new music device. When he first saw the initial samples of the future ipod, he immediately remembered one of the modules of the spacecraft called the epod from two thousand and one, a space odyssey. The phrase associated with the device was open the pod Bay door, howl, and was pronounced by the main character of the movie Dada. added. Added, added. Are they stole epod and put the eye from the Imac in front of it? Well, so not. Yeah, no, no, neither of the things. I thought it might have been cool, cool, cool, philosophy. Everybody love to check that Shit. Cool factness. So another one for you sweet boys. The score is one one. What do we think? The first video pawn? When do we think the first of audiocography? Oh, not only Astley, do you know everything about fucking sex, but I bet you were there when I was in. It was fucking invented back it back in the S. SA had me. I was Tom, I was the Tom. I need you to settle down and leave my friend Ashley alone. Implying that he was a pawn Wan in the sixth he's all right. Ashley's not a day under forty. All right, so you settle down, buddy. That's my friend you're talking about. Okay, so, sorry, I'm dumb, but I'm dumb. Sorry for that. That's I forgive you ding fuck with. I can't wait to listen and find out what the two of you fucking conferred about. Why? Why? I even get think I know my friend. Shit, I know that when you man, you wouldn't even know how to REWALEX podcast. You're playing good, cut, bad giver up right now. Give Up, Alex as like this is his segment. He should just be able to get through it. How old's fucking pawn? Its horrible cunts. You're right, tom on, I'm video. I'm being horrible for no reason what. So what? No good reason. She's a good man, I mean. So,...

...okay. So, how old is pawn? I think it was a vhs in the S, v HS in the S. I think, not as old as Ashley. So it's got to be after the day he was born, as we all know, was the first of September, one thousand eight hundred and sixty four. Ashley, you need to back off and leave my fucking friend Ashley alone. He's not that old, all right, young man, he's in the prime of his life. Ashley, you leave Ashley alone, your horrible little boy. Oh well, Ashley, my guess is Ancient Greece a slide? Oh right, okay, it's Hercules now showing on Imax. See. I thought like, you know, those spinning so you can get a light, and then you have something that spins and it makes like a movie, in which I was thinking like would it be just like a man pumping away ors live like real human being? Pennography not count. Hent I here, Tom, we're not fucking depressed. I don't think the first pornography was a happy meal toy. You know, one thousand nine hundred and fifty three. Okay, I'm sad, and sad because, tom you said nineteen fifty three. Alex, you said the s right. No, one thousand nine hundred and seventy. Kay, you're both Shit, because why be consider to be the first pornographic motion picture? Aleq Dore or Alabon or boys, was released in friends and nineteen o eight bone, or what apparently translates to the good in being being in. This is so good. This is a good in that I've done to a woman so so as you might have been able to catch that in the theaters when you wrote on the Titan Yeah, I was just old enough to go and see it. Yeah, yeah, years old. When when the titanic sunk and you are on it. Yeah, I escape. They with the heart of the ocean, and that's what's paid for my illustrious and beautiful life that I have. Exactly, Alex. so, won't you something so fucking horrible. Yeah, did you fucking Cun no, I I didn't say. I didn't say a nasty thing, I know, but I'm choosing to start on you now in advance of when you start in a minute. I'm not going to do that, but fucking not. How old do we think? Matthew mcconaughey has forty nine. Was Old as you, as old as me, prick. So, Alex Point Er, by the way, time you got the point there is I'm pretty good about but I will put it down. So, Matthew mcconaugheyy, yeah, forty nine, home, forty nine year old man, Tom Fifty two. Fuck Tom Point fifty. Thank you. Old Only. I don't know why if he's on my list of other things, but you know, so when do we think lighters were invented? Cigarette lighters, before the match and so, yes, I know that fact. Yeah, before the matchups. That's so that's a fact that people know about. That's that's yeah, that's that's that's things. And when was the Tom when was the first world war? Ash? You called it the Great War back then. I actually used just call it dad's war because I think a round about then shot at the ZIPO was was introduced. So maybe somewhere around there, whenever, that was a world war. One Twenty eight of July, nineteen fourteen until the eleventh of November. One nine hundred and eighteen. You just check your encyclopedia for that or you get a nephew to Google it. Now I just went through my personal diary, which I recently just go back to that day, and it was like, Oh, dad left for the water that Tom it's not a digitized as fun when he's joining in himself. It's not fun when it stop. Bully, you know, pretty little saying for you can's, isn't it? Yeah, a little bit. You've really taken the window on my sales here at my son told me how to deal with you trolls. So I'll be blocking you as I don't know what you're being so mean to me and Tom by not letting US bully. Yeah, well, just be better bullies and maybe I'll let you potentially a good point. Nineteen O eight hundred, Nineteen O Eight, Alex, one thousand nineteen o nine. Really upset that. Alex did that because Tom Point, but it was actually eighteen twenty three. Oh Wow, crazy, isn't it? Pretty fucking crazy? The big clods bonus point awarded. Its huge the room. It's a whole room big this universe. It's an oven. Yeah, literally, that was quite good actually. So I'm really and I didn't laugh at that. But when we're matches invented bonus point of awarded for one thousand nine hundred and eight, Nineteen Twenty Five, eighteen twenty three Alex Point. So they're eighteen twenty six. Sorry, three years after the lighter. It's pretty cool, if you ask me. Pretty why are they so close to each other? Well, because somebody was like portable fire, this is great, and then someone else was like, I don't want to have to have a keychain for it. Really, I'd rather have a box of it that if it gets where it's...

...ruined. Yes, exactly. Yeah, give me that please. Well, they're cheaper and you know, you could have Ford to fucking give Ash. What I want is something non reusable and non water proof. Can you do it for me? Yes or no? Yeah, I'll give you some matches. What that's? That is dumb. Why did you allow that to happen back then? Why did you allow it to I wasn't there because it was in Germany. Well, well, well, credit for the for the lighter. By the way, Johann Wolfgang Dob Reiner invented the lighter in one thousand eight hundred and twenty three, and the matches were by pharmacist named John Walker. By accident, according to you today, in science history, he was working on an experimental paste that might be using guns found that it stuck well to things and still burn. So that's where matches come from. Down cushion. MMM, and then I've won more few sweet tasty boys. Thank you. How many years ago do you think the first locks, the first locks with keys, were around? You fucking know? Ye, you'd fucking know us. Well, Shit, yeah, I got my great knowledge of lock. So so, I'm sorry. When was it? No, no, I'd like a guess please, boys, the a Shay Ash, notework. Sorry, when was it? I'm not going to tell you what your guess okay, and fourteen thirty. So you think it was like six hundred years ago? Yes, zero years. The Baby Jesus in his first year of life done it. Jesus did it. Both box more than twozero years away. But it was four thousand years ago. That's so. But some locks with brush keys, so it'd be essentially like a rod with spines on it would be pushed in and you turn it. So the tumblers were pushed up so they grabbt your sister tumblers like little pin. I went all the way back as like a goose, but I think of foreign enough shit you did, you did do that, and we've got a fuck. I've still got a minute. Fuck you. When was the first adjustable spanner? When do we think? Hmm Hmm, VI still one, you are. I don't know why I made that reference. I want to die. That the one thousand nine hundred and six s Tom, Nineteen, oh, eighth, eighteen century. So Tom gets the points scores on the board at the end. Tom Five, Alex three, Tom, here's the insult I've been cooking up this entire time. You fucking history ned. You know of things of old. You look at you fucking paying attention. You've been reading my diary, boy, Yes, after you accidentally upload uploaded it to fucking word press. You old. It's our prayer. That's where I put on my fan fiction where I write about you being hit by a truck shortly after. A facebook post that says how to access word press. Hello, good. Yes, facebook post says hello, Google, world press. Please, a facebook post that says Hello Maureen. I have facebook now. Hope you and the grand children are doing well. Isn't is and isn't Janet a big Bob Let, bless God, bless liked by Janet no one else. Yes, precisely. I'm sorry we were so mean to doing you segment. As it was a ploy. You'll enjoy listing back to it. I'm sure it was a horrible, treacherous brank we didn't do it. I thought it was a fun Sego. It was a fun segment. Thank you. I'm glad it was we, but I who tell when you boys are being mischievous? No, we're ever subchievous. Thank you very much. Are we for to have another urban? What they're frictionary? Who? WHOO THE FUCK? Yeah, welcome back, everyone to burn. What the Frick, chenary, did your just pit Mike pet there, I can hear that. So a great yeah, I felt here. Wow, yeah, I have my monitor in and that really didn't sound good in my own air. The second urban. What the Frickshire dictionary entry for the day is bad baddy be ad double e Bat Baddy, Baddy. I think maybe dy baddy is. It isn't a baby baddy, just one of those, one of those ladies that do iliner like a bad bitch. Have Yeah, eyeliner in big bottoms. Isn't that a body? Emotionally, aren't we all baddies? I don't think it's spelt the same, though. Is Is it a variation? Is My thought. Maybe I was wondering whether it is how a child who hasn't learned his spelling, his or her or they're spelling just about yet, and they have to write a like,...

...a like, a little paragraph about what they did over the weekend and they talk about that movie that they saw called transformers. To revenge of the fallen, when the Baddi did some nasty things to my good mate optimist prime, or is it? Is it him? A dentist is chastising you for not brushing you te teeth right? He said, no, you've got when you do it, you do bad, because that's how I was taught to brush my teeth. That's I had to make an e noise for a long period of time to expose on my little Turkey's those are so oddly specific. Just I'm lost. I don't even know where to go with it. I can't put the ball up because I can't find it. I'm laughing. Yeah, I'm drowning out here. Last seen the CBODDY Day installed by a dyslexic person, just upside down. That this, that's this praxit. So I've got dyslexia. Yeah, it's just, it's it's just a it's just a sink. It's a hostile sea. Is shallowed attack someone, is it? It makes you okay, Baddy, Baddy, a bat, a baddy pronounced buddy, or and then it just says Baddy, but with a why instead, like daddy but with a bee. Can can refer to a penis, person, object or style that is being employed at the current moment in time. The word can be traced throughout history to ancient Sumerian Sumeria, chronologically, starting with we dad Ustis, we Daddy, Oh win Abaigo, Baddy, Oh pits, but dad beans, Bo Kyo bad il Tom. So far I've not been able to pass any of that information. Okay, so the second paragraph that I started saying is gibberish and nonsense. So a baddy can refer to a penis, person or object or style that's being employed at the current moment in time. So really it's just doing something. Okay, yeah, so it's not light, but the description had penis in it. I'm so there's no can we have a going to I'm going to Boddy a podcast now, is that right? I'm a baddy. I know that mud. I'm touching my boddy. I hope she touches my boddy. I prefer the thing I said about dentists. I'm going to hope we can all share a body layer. Yeah, could you please, it's it. Yeah, Alex, do I do it an alternative enter like both of yours. Any that I like any of the other it the nonsense that it actually was. Yeah, but well, Shit, and we can think that. So all that, although you oot was nonsense and rubbish time. Thank you for it. Thank you for it, thank you for it. Welcome, I'll I'll do. I'll do host now. Thank you so all. You baby boy. We believe in you. Could somebody start the time? I please. I'll look at that. Who? Somebody? They call me prints that. They call me Alex. first raw time of podcastman. So I wanted to discuss life hacks today. Okay, okay, so sort of some interesting ways to get around life, and one of the examples that I've got is have you boys ever wanted to buy a D printer? Yes, for certain, yes, I I've. I've wanted one for many amounts of time. But I realized the other day that I could spend so much money, met so, so, so many pounds on buying myself my own little d printer that I can have on my desk and I can make things. Could just three deep and objects. Yeah, yeah, but I was thinking I can't justify, you know, paying that much money for a thing I really have like no need for. I just want it. But then I realized I could just D print the parts for a d printer and then return my three my original d printer, and I now have a free three d printer. The Life Hackt for that. Think excellent, D print servos, their motors and shit. Of course you can, with the can do attitude. Of course you couldn't be massive, though. If you're three D printed, I'm surely I'm gone. Don't get it on. So I want to fucking huge, roughly print that sexy. I'm here for it. You just got to do it in sex. Or let's say a D printer costs tenzero pounds, but buying the boards required to operate a D printer cost three. Well, I can buy the expensive one, D print my rd printer, spend an extra couple of pounds on some some servos and some chips and for be like, I...

...could help you with that. I do that professionally, in fact. I get boards and I create them into existence on this up. MMM, this is a budding partnership in its infancy. Alex is God, God of the Matrix. He's the one. Alex is the one, and so yeah, that's what that's one life act that I came up with. Another and another one, just like, off the top of my head, would be, you know when like you cut in bread and yeah, you've cut it with the bread knife. You don't want to cause extra washing up for yourself. So He's brush on your leg. Put it back away. That's a good life hack, isn't it? It's quite a good life hack. It's got floors, but it's okay. So, do you guys have any life hacks that we could talk about and discuss? Not really know. Cool, okay, I don't know if I ever, if I ever did the bus bet on this podcast. You remember the bus bet where I went through a phase of telling people are talking with my friends, are just being like a minor in conveniences happen. Black, well, I'M gonna can kill myself. Yes, I did tell a life hack for getting free bus journeys is to tell your bus driver I'm gonna kill myself as a joke, because it's just part of your dialect. Yeah, well, it was. I was using it as a joke all that tip. Wow, it's not funny, obviously, but it was funny for me to deal with it fucking accept it was going. I was making some cracking jokes and say I don't call myself every time a minor and convenies happened. I forgot that he wasn't a longtime friend and just went, I'm going to kill myself after my car got the climb and he just went you can get on the bus. Life Hack, free bus journey. You got very well. Actually have a very similar one. I have a very similar life hack. So let's say you're at school and you have to get a bus to and from school every day. Now, depending on your the distance that you are away from the school, the council will give you a free bus pass, or if you're outside of a certain radius, you will have to pay for it yourself or your family will. Now when you when somebody loses a bus pass, they will be given another one to replace it so that they can still get on the bus and go to and from school and make friends with somebody who's got a bus pass and get them to give you their bus pass. And then you now get free bus trips to or you just set up like a Po box within the camp. Yeah, or a limited liability company. Yeah, and then that's it. You Tommy's bus trips limited gets mutters because he registered just thing needs to go to. My favorite thing about that is how, like its scales, you can have that. It's not that bad. And then you can also just go straight up onto like big fraud using that same well, that's a whole thing. In a in a America, they different states have their own tax laws when it comes to buying a new car. Sum have to apply sales tax, others don't. So you often see in the states, apparently, of I don't go there, exotic cars registered to Montana because all of the number plates have got where the car is from on it and they'll all have Montana tag because there's no sales tax on vehicles in Montana. That's a life. A Limited Company in Montana buy it through that. Okay, larger scale, if you're a politician, you can just keep your money elsewhere as well. It's a good life. Hate for anybody really is just a little bit of just a little bit laundering. Would you like to do it? Anybody can. Would you like to? Would you like to hear something horrifying that relates to that? So I went out for a cheeky few Bruski's last night with a good friend of mine who has completed a degree in law and is currently doing his master's. Good Gracious Law. So he's going to be a big he's going to be a big lawyer man one day, Ashton a fucking crimes. We've got knock on the on the cast yeah, don't fucking knocks. Yeah, I'm not the knock my friend. Yeah, and liars. That's not yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll say. He explained to me last night that one of the modules that he was taught as part of his master's degree was tax avoidance. Not Not like, not actual invasion, but how void, a void, one's a crime, one's a gray area. Yes, precisely. MMM, morality, taste, God, I just think that's clever. Think it's just clever business. But you'll you'll find the structure exist that way in the first place, that you have to have loopholes for this kind of bullshit. Agreed. Yeah, no, fully agreeing. That just means the system is broken. If they're a pretty of their teachers, she cut standard to break the law only, as you cut me off, and the sentence I was about to say was but we'll leave that there, because otherwise we'll just get very heated a cross about that kind of the next words we're gonna go. All right, actually, you interrupted me to be really heated. Cool some opinions on this. Let's Sir so other life hags.

Moving away from the broken and corrupt system we live in instead of paying for your own electricity as just runs some good. I'm going to interrupt next door. I've got to interrupt. That's fine, Tom I'm wasn't really much. Guys. I've got to interrupt both of you just I just received a message request on facebook from Nielsen Leville. Oh Neat, Nielsen Leville doesn't have a profile picture. It's just the the gray outline with a little like Eggman, but of mystery and Neil, mystery man, and Nielsen Leville. Neil Leville, apparently, is very, very thankful for me watching their pussy video. Kiss Emoji, Kiss Emoji, Kiss Emoji, Arrow, Arrow, Arrow, camera, camera emoji. Is there a link you could you could clicked on. There's also there's a link, but then there's a second message. I will give you one guess to guess what this second message says. So sorry, you ignore the last message. I sent it to the wrong person. Disregard last Neilson Leville. You send me that link so I can check it for you. Yeah, sure, but it was really weird because I don't think that Neilson thought that her first message was clear enough about thanking me for watching her pussy video. So has second me. She elaborated on what she meant by by thank you for what she and my pussy. Yeah, she clarified, Oh good, the first message by in the second message saying thank you for watching my pussy video. Kiss Emoji, Kiss Emoji, Kiss Emoji, Arrow, Arrow, Arrow, camera emoji, camera emoji. So I just I thought I was quite kind of her to yeah, lanks, not my pussy video. I really appreciate it. I know you're busy. Hey, Tom I put a lot of effort into that pussy video. Thank you for watching it. Hope you enjoyed it. Listen, if I make a pussy my time, don't watch it. It's your selfish, isn't it? I'd be bloody upsite. Time is quite valuable, and so really, if I've set time aside to watch your pussy video, you should be great for and I'm glad that. Neil, I would say thank you for watching my pussy video as well. Term. So I'm just going when you drop it, I will thank you drop its customer service. That is agreed. You'd right, Tom phoebe that link. Let me find out about this. PUSS. Sorry, no, nils, trying to do a life hack to you and steal your identity, Hack your main frame and become check it. Don't worry about I've got a I'm using a Checker, like I'm not actually typing it in. I'm not going to put my Guss. No, it's all right, I got a VPN, very private network. Do you actually want the link? Yeah, I'm just fucking that. We want the link. What do you mean? Okay, let me copy then. Of a vagina, Pussy Neil, but JEANNA Pussy Neil. Thank you for watching. Oh, we has. There's really you guys can see her thanking me for thanking me Tom I think your accounts with hect no, I'm just really thankful for you guys watching a plasy video. No, no, no, not, you have to it actually, fucking Eagi, I did actually click it and it's face. Mark has sent me a message saying you are you are leaving facebook now. Hey, Alex, are you fucking sure? Kind regards marks? I could put mark marks. Mark says you will. You won't be getting matter, Alex. you're not having access. No matter for you. We've seen. We've seen your pussy pick beds. We won't give you matter. What the fuck do you mean? I don't know, as you're that you're what you looking at? It's giving, all right, whatever. It is a pussy view. It doesn't seem. Wow, no, it's I've got a virus now, I've got fucking a good one. That you. I'd be thankful for it. Yeah, you'll be like a grateful young man for the Pussy Video, though, going to be like, oh no, thank you, like Nice job filming that Pussy Video. I'm not going to watch. Don't look a gift. Pussy my mouth now, Alex. it's not a gift, it's a video. That's a little, little media pun there, but this is a little, one, little. That's anyone for there, buddy. I just well, well, we've got the audience just peek engagement, as we do right now. Just to settle the ongoing debate. It is gift, not Jiff Right. Yeah, yeah, it's gift. We're not. It's get. It's get, yeah, because it's graphics interchange format, which is a first. Sound Great. Yeah, grab, yeah, Graphics Interchange. Yeah, just so far get, if a if graphics interstet form a graphics. Yeah, anyway, some are we still supposed to be thinking about life. Actor of just kind of given up on your segment because it was a little bit tricky. Right, link checks, boys, let me tell you, it's never mind. Tom will come back to that in a second. As she's got it, she's got to tell us about a pussy video, barb fishing and fraudulent. We found this link to be delicious. Well, Hey, lab shocked. I wonder whether too much I'm decipled. I wonder whether my goot, my good friend Nielsen, got hacked herself, like maybe Neilson wanted to thank me for checking out her...

...pussy video, but the link she hadn't meant to send. It doesn't seem like a Neilsen thing to do. Maybe classic Hay soon. Maybe she doesn't know and we should let her know. Tom Do you think you'd be able to really reply to this message? Yeah, Nielsen, your you are. You're welcome. For my view, it needs to be no tomy needs to be so formal. This is a business interaction of dear sir or Madam, to Whom It may concern. Dear Niels, it may concern absolutely. You are most welcome. For my viewership of your high quality pussy video video. Yeah, I'm ever so grateful to have seen the full vagina. I'm as some people, when filming, only get the bottom bit bottom. And I like the meat. I like. Yeah, I like to see the meat of it. And and and Neilsen Comma, I like to see the meat. And meals. I like to see the meat. I like to see the meat and potatoes. Yea Very generous for your information. Yes, although the pussy video was greatly appreciated, and scrummy. Put scrummy in there. Tom was greatly appreciated and scrummy. Yeah. MMM, it would seem as though you have also attached a fraudulent link and then put a picture of link from our Careina of time. But it's not actually him. It's a fraudulent link. It's me, dress is link, okay, with like a black like a like a black scheme mask on. I would love more pussy video. MMM, from non crime url. Yes, best wishes. PS. I do a podcast. Yes, I do a podcast. Oh my God, p s again. Postscript, very important. I do a podcast called the thirty three percent majority. And now Tom, as your final fit is you just need to put a sad emoji just at the end of that. Give it some about you know, the not the one that's crying, but just the one that looks a bit glum. Wait, sad, sat's what? Sad? Sad at the thirty three percent majority or sad at the crime? The whole? Just finish the message. Yeah, I mean just a sad face covered all of it's pretty upseting, isn't it really? It's pretty sad. Yeah, okay, I'm crying, but no, not crying, just glum. Best wishes and Nice Coochie. HMM PS, Nice Qchi is how I sign up on my love lads. Cut Chow ill, that's important. Chow Nice, Ketchau Ti, that's nothing. Cut Chow Tom Hutchinson, and then I'll throw in a sad face. They're just to just to be suchtant. I know what the mood is. HMM, it's at the time. What an excellent way to finish off a podcast. We've done it, we've we've podcasted. This has been a podcast and I has been have been your host, now unfortunately convicted mass murderer, Alex Spring thought. I've also been your hose, unsuccessful Alex Wrangler, Ashley Hall, and I've been your host thick pussy video lover Tom Hutchinson. So you all next week. Bye, bye. So hey guys. Did you know that the most tricks performed by a pig in one minute? It's thirteen sick by.

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