The 33% Majority
The 33% Majority

Episode 31 · 8 months ago

Ep. 31 - Sincerely Sorry (or, The Car-tee Three Percent)

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Hi, it's Tom here in post, whilst whilst I'm editing, just saying sorry for this episode. I hope it's audible to some extent. Enjoy the show. Hello everyone, and welcome to an extra special episode of the thirty three percent majority, the Micra addition with the carboys. It's us, your favorite minute men in Micra. I am your host, Hom Touchinson, I am your host card car driver Showferman, Alex Shoeferman, and I am your host man that hits Alex with Mike's Dan actually hole just slad him in the Ham with it. Okay, so the point of hi back. We just saw a dog. We know. That's harsh for a lady. We know a lady, we know featuring a dog. Wee. The dog was there, wasn't. I don't know was the main event, but I waved both hmm out of respect. So you join us on the way to a nature reserve where we intend to do a photo shoot the results of a couple of stops first, before we go for the phok shop. Oh yeah, yeah, it's and go go juice us and maybe some juicer Michael for Michael, Michael for he needs go juice. Let's go used. He sent it all up. So this is obviously very special because we are on the go as we record this and John the talk. Okay, I'm going to talk him through the set up. Tommy, what the recording set out? Yea, in the studio. Yeah, so the Roving Studio, in Michael's roving studio. We've got my IPADS connected with like regular old apple USBC cable to my actual road mic and road rode and I'm just like, I'm just just raw...

...dug raw dog in this mic in my hand, holding it with love. Ashley's just holding my mic stand in his hands, fiddling with it and doing audio crimes. and Michael, noise irritating. I'd imagine it's crime. I'm indicating. Hang on, you're indicating that way. You left going right, I thinkdicating the way we were going. But it's just allowed. It's a ticky noise. That the the audience one one. They love that. That let's the nowhere. For Real. I'm Sutaly telling you to put the fucking mic stand down. Les Subtle the second time I don't get hands. Okay. So as a segment whilst we're waiting, shall we play I spy that the listeners can't understand all partaken. Yeah, MMM, okay, I spoiled my little lie. Little Lie. It's a lie, it's a falsehood. Something begin with my Micra. Yeah, nailed. It's your turn, I said. Okay, I s my with my lie. Something beginning with be bus see, it's not busy bicycle, it's bicycles. Yeah, this bicyclist. This red light has been going on now. We've this red light has been happening since this podcast started. Basically, maybe we should have a play byplate. Green Light now rely, now turning right with bus. There we're going on to road. Don't tell the Whey F Alex is gonna get swatted later on tonight. Sorry about the bleep. Their audience. This go over the round. All right, I already haven't? We taken the first exit on around. About overspeed bump? Oh, yeah, I don't like to slow down for speed bumps because they try to tell me what's do and I don't want to do it. No, flust we can get airtime. I C I don't like that. All the speed bump now listens at speed and we got airtime. Moss, we're on air. Oh gody, this one's going to hurt. Oh Fuck, it's me, a nervous passenger. That's...

...the word. That's more in the it's awesome in this. I've done a crawl, ladies and gentleman, I slowed to a crawl to appease my passenger. Each wheel lift it up like it is like McQueen tiptoeing. Golly Gosh, me for the gentleman behind me was flashing me. I don't really understand why he's done a flash. Your great lights are hooked up to you don't like work, work, crying, car crimes, audio crime, Jesus, still flashing me. I'm gonna flashing back. Sure, fucking problem. It just indicated me as well. A road rage is bound to happen any moment now. Guys, there's all of us really upset when he realizes that he's on his open. We are three young men, we are legion, we are many that it's fine to do a podcast and drive. Alex is holding the MIC in one hand. That's not true. You like stand is called top. Sorry, said that again. As shops texting on the phone. Guys, he's got his laptop on his lap. He's what. He's watching game of thrones and he's swiping through tender. Ironic. He's fiance we just left at home sleeping, having a nap. He's on Ted there, you know, for that Hot Bussy, and she has got a baby inside of her. She didn't eat the baby. It's her baby. Should keeping the baby in the butt where you grow. Keep him safe in the butt. That's where I store all of my precious beloggings and odds. On this man following us into the shop. Well, there, you know, there is a man behind us in a smallness sound van who flashed me a lot and then indicated for me to turn left with him. I think it's quite close to us. I think he's upset about something. I don't know. Maybe it was the speed bump. I did two marks an hour over for ask. He's a piece mom. He's on the phone, ladies on the telephone. Is here whilst driving. They're calling the police on me. Just why? You just pull over it see if you follows. Yeah, I'm I'm going into this field station. So we'll find out. We will think I'll...

...indicate just yeah. It's frightened of me. Now he's intimidated, always coming with us. He is, he is, this is, this may be the worst podcast anybody has ever listening to the petrol station to will find out why. Let's keeps the kisses on the mail. Let's keep let's just be through the petrol station. We last him Bos no, he's still behind. He's very much behind you. This could be funny. He's calling up next to us. Hey, you great. What's not good, is it? Thank you, allow you know. Oh, make sense now. We thought we'd upset you and we were worried on all the time. We know how weird. Thank you for I'll have to get me Mrs to other look at it. Thank you, we'll do it. Thanks very much, mate. Miss I know. Thanks. What a kind guy. Gentlemen, death at all. Why did that just happen? Your break lights are put there permanently on. I'm just always stopping trouble. Is this this not breaklights also operate? My dashlights and my headlights. I would demonstrate now for you, gentlemen. AH, and they're there. They are the noise they make for this. Oh Yeah, all the DASHLIGHTS are coming on as Alex breaks. You know where my breaking why would you need to know when I'm slowing down? Thank you. First, I don't well, if I don't slow down. I just go through the window. I'll turn the engine off. Yeah,...

I get some feeling, a bit Goo, get some petty and need feel for it. Yeah, Sud you want to go and do drinks? One? Yeah, what you guys want? Energy? First, Tom Mahokatola, please. You going? No, I'm going to sit here. You just talk to the Michael Phone you could bring. I'm probably not going to take the Michael Phone into yeah, you haven't. Where's the bag? There's a disgusting bit of carpet, though. Is that it? Yeah, the bag. Yeah, who secured the bag? We are currently recruiting, for immediate start, temporary colleagues. Please speak to one of my colleage more information. To bring the milk for a job. Okay, I'm going to disconnect that and I may have like a hand hold that I could. Sorry for the audio crimes. Listeners podcasting on a fly. We've left the vehicle we're moving, Michael, the Micra, abandoned by the side of the petrol station. Kind of feel you getting Eten or e five in ten okay, things, hmm, rode all them the fuel pipes, but the car's not going to make it two weeks. You guys smell petrol. At the petrol station. I can smell gas. HMM, let's go get some some juice. He's the Ashley's just done a Naruto run. No, not doing that. Oh, Ashley's second far earlier, I think. Oh it's a pull. Thank you. HMM, juice, I'll get that. You want to Conccola? What, what juice does Alex want? DRINK? We didn't tell what flavor. No, I might have guesses. I might call him or just show out the W no, he's paying at the the the Pun is you like...

Red Bull? I don't know. Other other drinks are available. Ultra black. Is that going to be the drink that he wants? I think that's going to mess him up. Let's get it. Let's let's show him out the window and just see if he likes the look at that. Yeah, you can't see us. Sorry, I'll shout. Okay, are you sure? Oh, exactly, rip we I Shan't run kind TESCO people, jazzy one. Get a blue on, then I guess. Oh, yeah, yeah, too that ginger, but he's not gonna like that. No, he's not. He's a real big that's it. This is jazzy. Okay, that would be cool. We've we've picked it. Sorry, okay, okay, I will, I will pay for that. You do that. I'll just thank you. The legend. Let's just get hello, patropump attendant. How are we? I'm wonderful. Thank you so much for asking. Oh, yes, you do, I do. My God, you're a grown up. I've got a club guard is perfectly done. Probably well, I end up with like the s curtains and it's just not the one. Yours is like the better version of my haircut. Looks very good mine. Thank you very much. Right, I think. I think that we are displaying fast too much personality for the general was like, listen, man, I'm being paid thirty an hour to stand here and deal with you. Fucks exactly. Back into the microme, go micra. Thank you very much,...

Sir Alex. we got you this quality beverage. Oh well, Tom got your I was gonna pay, but you needn't do it. I didn't see how jazzy it was. Jazz you can out there the Micro Cup holders. Oh, Michael, spiky, Mike, spikel, spikel Michael, unfortunate news. What my last time to feel lining. You put theesel Michael Died. Microld just broke down to the window. That would have been it. I wouldn't even shock me. Oh, she started sing. We love that Umbra. I hope this is not unlistenable. It's upset about you in second doesn't have quite the raw grunt needed to get it off in there. Cut. You can edit that car. You No, but these only got thirty more were got plus tank Nice for Carlot ways the same as a bag of Christ. It's pretty bad. Yeah, racking the shit out of it to use. What the fuck? Give me my fucking milkshake, you asshole. Be a foil on it. Oh, I'm trying to suck from some of that still covered. That's that's my jobs with condoms on the point. Who Do you think you're fooling? Blow jobs with condoms on. But if I just start to go this tricky junction and people must let me out, they just says no, crush into my micro I don't care about it. That man did not say you could know when you were like thank you, and he was like on the road. So are we talking about on the podcast now? No, no shakes. Okay. If we got any segments, yeah, tell we can you guys. Another what the Fregol the bridget Joll me to hold this while you pull up a fridgerry. Just hire listeners audio. How Alex looks really handsome and I'm sad you guys can't see him. Were...

...on the way to a photo shoot. Now at sunset. Son Said photos shoot. Please it here to the twenty Mile Hour. Alex doing seventeen or thirty. Stop dropping an Alex and crying, just making me sound like I'm a horrible crime boy, when really all I did was trying to try to go in third when I was supposed to be a wanted and sometimes I don't like to use the clutch. Your break lights are always on, Alex, not always on. I turned all of my lights off. Perfect for not driving. It's not night. Listeners, just clarify who's dawn? I led my life predawn post on. I miss her now that she's gone. Huh minecraft illagin noise. I'm gonna pull this SNRLL Chakel over myself. Hello everyone, and welcome back to your favorite segment between segments. But what the Franctionary? And that was on the road. This is a mobile urban. What the fractionary urban? But we couldn't be much more urban, extra in the streets. Okay, so, for anybody joining us for the first time, I hope you're not. Yeah, but if you are urban, what the frictionary is a regular segment between segments where we take urban dictionary entries and just figure out on a roundabout what the frick they mean. The entry for today is Grundel he. I like the word Grunde Ge. The swelling is grun dl grundle. The E on the end makes it sound proper. I thought we could like like Tumbler, run, run grundler. Yeah, I thought I was going to be luckier. Cool hip name. I don't know, and I don't know why. I feel like I've heard the word before. m I feel like you can have a grundle there. Maybe I'll just think grumbled. I think grandparent. I think the bottom side of a carriage.

Is that weird? But the bottom underneath of a train would be the grundle of the train. That's the gossip of the train. Oh yeah, the train, Gusset, the Gooch should trust it. The train can trust it. Green grandparent under French grandparent, grandparent under the Grande said stole it. Yes, you are Alex Trout, let me sound like a cat. It was a GRUNDEL. That was that was around. Yeah, if you if you can't get your car into gear and you you need it's a grandel. That's what happens. Okay, if sometimes you don't want to use the clubs, don't Make Im make preasure of this man. Don't know. I'll God, Ashley. It doesn't represent the three of us. Know do I'm wearing a Hoodie. Oh, he really, really does. I really do be rapping. Okay, sure we find out what it means. Yes, please tell us. Okay, so grundele. Oh, grundle is plural, apparently. Oh, the little pieces of Pooh and underwear lnt that get caught in the hair around your anus. My grundle, my grundle's Oh no, so one of the one Pooh lag is a grundel. So you could say that my grundles were making me Itchy, so I picked them off. A bad scrape them on the micros dashboard to get rid of them. A bad urban, urban, what the friction? Ay All for? That wasn't the Best Evan. What the friction? Certainly, I mean, I've got grundles, but I don't talk about them. I've got undles of GRUND bundles and grundle, bundles of grundle, a bundle of grundle, a grundle bundle. So we can see McDonald's over there. Mc donalds, they are always bringing in jazzy new Berbers. Yeah, it's there anything lacking from their menu? Yeah, food that's good for you. Have St they do have a sad yeah, fish, which is pretty tasty. I had an argument with a colleague...

...ones because they called it a filet. Fill it, you should it go. Oh Wow, okay, I beat that, just for spawn, for the love of the game, full of Sheer Thrillam it? Service road goods vehicles. This is all. This is like a single accessory. We should just do wheels and skids, skiis and wits. fogging up, because I don't want my blows on for audio crime, for audio criminality. But now we just went the wrong way with more windy. I wanted it fast. Crush these two blast bus screen we're currently watching a child and his dad's the fucking road, cycling on the wrong side of the road just towards oncoming which rash with his pet sperm. Yeah, like the how you said it. That's hows what baby is called. That's bum. Yeah, a big mother is the hardest job in the world. Pets burm I don't like it. Han's crime and her your mouth a grundle crime. I just a I can't wrap my head around why they're on the wrong side of the roads. Actively there, she's got a big camera. Yeah, we could coerce her into take some long lens shots of me and my homies on this banging ride. Get that both her all the way up. Get it up, put it in me. Get it up. Your son matching jackets cuts here. That's a scuterist, David and brothers. there. Look, Hello David, a photograph of he likes it. Stalks myself again now it was a photo of someone, a photo of a local. Sony's not local. Is He local? Where's from? Don't say say it again. That's so many great. Where's them? No, my milkshake. Somehow it interupting the mice. I found it's all good. Thank you, Chub. You're welcome. Tom Handed me my milkshake back. Guys, just I's parked the perfect spot. Look, you matter way, Alex, wonderful. Could you drive up that? It says weak bridge, but I really thought you were going for them.

So we've pulled up to a nature reserve and we intend to take some images. We don't know of what or where we intend to do it, but we will. So this has been a mobile thirty three percent majority. We hope that it is listenable. It's now probably significantly more listeningbold. Now the engine, the engine. Hey, guys, welcome back to just a normal episode of the thirty three percent majority. You won't even know we're in a car now, but it sounds better. Yeah, probably audio probably sounds a lot better. I would imagine it's very, very audible. No Echo in here. Not Really, though, unless you want to order and let's we'll send this too. Will send this, click to audible and you see if we can say, Hey, we can convince can we record some audio books for you in our car? Yeah, high quality. I probably wouldn't do much for reading. No, well, you can do a Harry pottle. Not Well, Harry Poodle. That's what will be called water drive in though, but what if somebody were reading it to you in your room and you just repeat words? What if I were the haw he said spell, spell, Amos did the spell Amos, that you. Yeah, that was karate. I like, yeah, it's magic karate, that's Arti as all of the characters in Harry Potter. I want to say hey, yeah, yeah, Harry Potter, whether you look chows or is that? It's not one. There's when the little red wizard goes on, red wizard. That could well one. Av Arnica Chow chowd drier, Vardica Chow true. Isn't child R isn't he? No, never mind. Okay, I think we're done with this episode. Alex has touched Alex's tongue said a yawn. You're suppose to bye, miss you. Maybe by.

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